Your buddies did fuck dirty Mexican hookers, so I'm not exactly sure why you feel breaking a window is out of their range?
Sizzle, I love you buddy but I don't see any correlation between those two things whatsoever...
People who have shown a propensity to make poor life decisions get no benefit of the doubt. If your decision making skills don't cause you to pause & think through the potential repercussions in one scenario, I'd surmise they wouldn't in another.
It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?