Let's call this young man Bryan.

He came over to the condo complex where I live and he got invited up to my client's penthouse.

While I was sitting there watcing the final 4 tournament he was hobnobbing (I used this word for lolwow) with my client and her 55 year old friend.

The next thing I knew he had left with the old lady and walked he back to her condo complex where he was actually renting a place himself.

He made his way up to her pad and was actually in her kitchen making drinks while this near senior citizen was having a video chat with her husband in the living room.

After she hung up with the husband then the fun bags were unleashed.

The problem here was that my friend Bryan prefers his fun bags cold...............

No windows were broken.