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[Sloppy Joe]

[QUOTE=Sloppy Joe;1125022]

BTW everyone here understands how casinos work and knows that your imagined life is an absolute farce but carry on with your consecutive winning streak and literal piles of gold. That shit may work to the people in your past that knew nothing about gambling, choosing to masquerade here is transparent and revealing. You know it, and so do we.

[Dan Druff]

Mickey is used to battling online on other forums. He doesn't need me to carry water for him.

Obviously he's the subject of a lot of attacks because some people don't like his politics, they mocked him, he fought back, and now those same people like to troll him.

He also trolls those same people, so it's not like he's an innocent old guy being picked on. So I just let things play out.


The jabs at him for his health and age are stupid, because they are coming from younger people who may be in the same boat at age 70, or may not even be alive by then. Mickey isn't even overweight, so you can't say that his problems are the result of carrying a lot of extra weight around. The fact is that when you get old, shit happens, and it really ramps up for most people at age 50. Most just don't talk about it because they feel it makes them seem old and broken down.

At the seniors event dinner break, I hung out with two Bellagio limit holdem players. One of them told me about pain in the back of their right foot/ankle that they can't get rid of. The second person then revealed that he has similar issues, as well. I then told them that I was dealing with something just like their problem since late 2021, and informed them of the one medication I found (Mobic) which works for it, while everything else fails. They both noted down Mobic and said they'd ask their doctor to try it. These are the type of conversations you get at the seniors event. Everyone has some kind of annoying health issue but you have to get the conversation going for anyone to admit it.

[sonatine]

translation:

hes another right wing smooth brain whose run out of other places to get mocked so we are stuck with him.

[BCR]

Mickey is used to battling online on other forums. He doesn't need me to carry water for him.

Obviously he's the subject of a lot of attacks because some people don't like his politics, they mocked him, he fought back, and now those same people like to troll him.

He also trolls those same people, so it's not like he's an innocent old guy being picked on. So I just let things play out.


The jabs at him for his health and age are stupid, because they are coming from younger people who may be in the same boat at age 70, or may not even be alive by then. Mickey isn't even overweight, so you can't say that his problems are the result of carrying a lot of extra weight around. The fact is that when you get old, shit happens, and it really ramps up for most people at age 50. Most just don't talk about it because they feel it makes them seem old and broken down.

At the seniors event dinner break, I hung out with two Bellagio limit holdem players. One of them told me about pain in the back of their right foot/ankle that they can't get rid of. The second person then revealed that he has similar issues, as well. I then told them that I was dealing with something just like their problem since late 2021, and informed them of the one medication I found (Mobic) which works for it, while everything else fails. They both noted down Mobic and said they'd ask their doctor to try it. These are the type of conversations you get at the seniors event. Everyone has some kind of annoying health issue but you have to get the conversation going for anyone to admit it.

I hate any poster that just runs here to post shit they read online. I hated mumbles posting for the same reason despite being as left as one could be. I’m not even a social media person, but every post guys like him make are the same exact verbatim arguments I’ve already heard six times that morning. Like they’ve never had an original thought. That’s my least favorite type of poster.

Mickey is also an asshole. Mumbles was annoying with all the links to super left shit I avoid like the plague, but a nice guy otherwise.

Mickey is just a unique type of asshole that strikes me as the guy I would have sat down next to at a bar and then would have immediately moved because he’s a disinteresting loudmouth.

I obviously don’t give a fuck how he made his living or really wish him harm. He’s a troll himself, so I just say the meanest shit I can say to him with the hope he eventually goes away because his participation is worthless and he adds nothing to any conversation. I tried to encourage him to post stories about his grind up, because that might be interesting, told him I found his podcast interesting, and he took offense despite others recognizing it was heartfelt.

Every good poster now and always is original and talks a lot about why they think this or that. You, tine, san, like I know a lot about your life and I like how you think even when I disagree. Mickey is just right wing Twitter regurgitated here with never an original thought.

[mickeycrimm]

Mickey is used to battling online on other forums. He doesn't need me to carry water for him.

Obviously he's the subject of a lot of attacks because some people don't like his politics, they mocked him, he fought back, and now those same people like to troll him.

He also trolls those same people, so it's not like he's an innocent old guy being picked on. So I just let things play out.


The jabs at him for his health and age are stupid, because they are coming from younger people who may be in the same boat at age 70, or may not even be alive by then. Mickey isn't even overweight, so you can't say that his problems are the result of carrying a lot of extra weight around. The fact is that when you get old, shit happens, and it really ramps up for most people at age 50. Most just don't talk about it because they feel it makes them seem old and broken down.

At the seniors event dinner break, I hung out with two Bellagio limit holdem players. One of them told me about pain in the back of their right foot/ankle that they can't get rid of. The second person then revealed that he has similar issues, as well. I then told them that I was dealing with something just like their problem since late 2021, and informed them of the one medication I found (Mobic) which works for it, while everything else fails. They both noted down Mobic and said they'd ask their doctor to try it. These are the type of conversations you get at the seniors event. Everyone has some kind of annoying health issue but you have to get the conversation going for anyone to admit it.

I hate any poster that just runs here to post shit they read online. I hated mumbles posting for the same reason despite being as left as one could be. I’m not even a social media person, but every post guys like him make are the same exact verbatim arguments I’ve already heard six times that morning. Like they’ve never had an original thought. That’s my least favorite type of poster.

Mickey is also an asshole. Mumbles was annoying with all the links to super left shit I avoid like the plague, but a nice guy otherwise.

Mickey is just a unique type of asshole that strikes me as the guy I would have sat down next to at a bar and then would have immediately moved because he’s a disinteresting loudmouth.

I obviously don’t give a fuck how he made his living or really wish him harm. He’s a troll himself, so I just say the meanest shit I can say to him with the hope he eventually goes away because his participation is worthless and he adds nothing to any conversation. I tried to encourage him to post stories about his grind up, because that might be interesting, told him I found his podcast interesting, and he took offense despite others recognizing it was heartfelt.

Every good poster now and always is original and talks a lot about why they think this or that. You, tine, san, like I know a lot about your life and I like how you think even when I disagree. Mickey is just right wing Twitter regurgitated here with never an original thought.

BCR is one of those imbeciles that fancies himself an intellectual. But his left wing drivel is just regurgitated bullshit he heard or read on twitter/cnn/msdnc. Never an original thought. But he gets so many facts wrong it would be funny if it weren't so sad. Here's some recent examples:

He said Jill Biden can't get Joe to quit the presidency. But it's obvious to everyone that Jill is staunchly standing in the way of Joe quitting. What the fuck is BCR looking at?

Biden told at least 20 different lies at the debate but BCR gets on this forum and says Trump was the liar at the debate. WTF debate was BCR watching?

BCR tried to scare me with stories of him working out and beating up 35 year olds when he was 20. When I was 35 I was beating the shit out of 20 year olds three at the time. The idiot has no idea what tough is. Yeah, sure, I'm in my 70's now so he thinks he can push me around and I'll go away. He has no clue that Smith & Wesson makes everyone equal.

BCR thinks I'm an asshole. That's because BCR is an asshole so knows one when he see's one. I never trolled BCR until he trolled me. I never threw a foul word at him. Now he's crying like a little bitch and wants me to quit. Wants me to go away. No chance. Fuck with the bull you get the horn. I won't quit until he quits. He picked the fight so now he's stuck in it. The only way I quit trolling his punk ass is he quits trolling me.

[mickeycrimm]

translation:

hes another right wing smooth brain whose run out of other places to get mocked so we are stuck with him.

You voted for an idiot that doubled your gas bill, tripled your food bill (that's a big cost for fatso sonatine) and quadrupled your mortgage payments (either that or trapped you into a home you can't sell and move up because of high mortgage rates) and quintupled the inflation rate.

So who did you say has the smooth brain? Fucking moron. Learn how to vote, idiot.

[mickeycrimm]

i dont know micktard, this seems like the maddest post in the history of this community.

Sorry, sonatard but I'm not mad. But let your imagination run wild if it relieves your low self esteem.

[Tellafriend]

mick -

just stop.

tia.

[mickeycrimm]

mick -

just stop.

tia.

They started it. I won’t stop until they stop.

[Sloppy Joe]

mick -

just stop.

tia.

They started it. I won’t stop until they stop.

Also mikeycringes approach to being on the receiving end of a Flying J glory hole.

:l

[sonatine]

hey mr totally not mad guy, tell me more about the conversation you had with your cousins about the total stranger from online who is hiring degenerate drug addicts to fuck on your grave?

if youre not too busy living your best life of course.

 

[BCR]

mick -

just stop.

tia.

They started it. I won’t stop until they stop.

You clearly want attention given you live isolated like the Unabomber and felt the need to interject me back into a post after I had forgotten this thread existed until I saw it once again bumped.

In 20 years, I don't think I have ever privately pm'd tine or sloppy joe. Druff is free to check and correct me if I am wrong, but I am about 99% sure I am not. One doesn't need some orchestrated lynch mob to see someone is a moron.

One doesn't have to be an intellectual to get frustrated at some spam monkey who shares fake links like Michael Moore is voting Trump! Just sit back and ask yourself honestly if its possible you are in some early stage dementia to fall for that. The mans whole career is predicated upon being the most left man alive. One doesn't need to be an intellectual to easily recognize thats fake. Just have a room temp IQ. Then you followed it up with another nonsensical fake.

I object to someone trying to turn the site into some shitty fake news aggregator. I could count the many times Trump lied, I recognized them when he said them. Didn't matter. This race is effectively over..I said how horrible Joe was and said I can't vote for him. I mentioned Jill because I was simply positing who might have the ability to talk him out. Neither you nor I have any insight into their marriage. She is going to be openly supportive like any spouse even if she wished he'd step down.


I ignored your post because I am to the point you're just sad and its pointless and its clear you get off on the attention. I responded to Druff because he thinks its political. I pointed out mumbles got the same treatment and hes as far from right wing as possible. Political drivel is drivel regardless of party,

[sonatine]

They started it. I won’t stop until they stop.

You clearly want attention given you live isolated like the Unabomber and felt the need to interject me back into a post after I had forgotten this thread existed until I saw it once again bumped.

In 20 years, I don't think I have ever privately pm'd tine or sloppy joe. Druff is free to check and correct me if I am wrong, but I am about 99% sure I am not. One doesn't need some orchestrated lynch mob to see someone is a moron.

One doesn't have to be an intellectual to get frustrated at some spam monkey who shares fake links like Michael Moore is voting Trump! Just sit back and ask yourself honestly if its possible you are in some early stage dementia to fall for that. The mans whole career is predicated upon being the most left man alive. One doesn't need to be an intellectual to easily recognize thats fake. Just have a room temp IQ. Then you followed it up with another nonsensical fake.

I object to someone trying to turn the site into some shitty fake news aggregator. I could count the many times Trump lied, I recognized them when he said them. Didn't matter. This race is effectively over..I said how horrible Joe was and said I can't vote for him. I mentioned Jill because I was simply positing who might have the ability to talk him out. Neither you nor I have any insight into their marriage. She is going to be openly supportive like any spouse even if she wished he'd step down.


I ignored your post because I am to the point you're just sad and its pointless and its clear you get off on the attention. I responded to Druff because he thinks its political. I pointed out mumbles got the same treatment and hes as far from right wing as possible. Political drivel is drivel regardless of party,

in fairness we are the closest things to real life friends he will ever have.

[mickeycrimm]

Sloppy Joe wrote:

"BTW, everyone here knows how casinos work and knows that your imagined life is an absolute farce but carry on with your winning streak and literal piles of gold. That shit may work to the people in your path that knew nothing about gambling, choosing to masquerade here is transparent and revealing. You know it and so do we."

This statement by sloppy simp is as ignorant as the day is long. First, whether anyone believes me has no bearing on whether I win or lose. Second, he's a failed gambler. That's because of his lack of knowledge on gambling.

The mathematics of gambling is my strong suit. Everything I do is based in it. I'm a scientific gambler. I know it like the back of my hand. I don't work the thin edge shit. I work the biggest edges in the business.

Go back 20 years ago and David Sklansky called machine pros bottom feeders. But then Lyle Berman asked him to go to Mississippi and see what could be done to keep the machine pros from making 20K each a month on his machines. Sklansky had to advise Berman the only answer was to take those specific slot games out of the casino.

Dancer and Munchkin never thought much of machine pros. But now Munchkin dm's me for advice. And Dancer runs a slot route on the strip. Holecarders that already have a high hourly rate have switched to advantage slot play. The blackjack teams like Colin Jones switched to advantage slot play. Professional sports bettors like Bill Krackemberger and Spanky are advantage slot players.

All these people I named are highly successful in their fields. So why would they then go into advantage slot play? The answer is pretty simple. It's because there is a lot of money to be made.

So carry on with your ignorant bliss, sloppy simp.

[mickeycrimm]

[QUOTE=BCR;1125059]

I hate any poster that just runs here to post shit they read online. I hated mumbles posting for the same reason despite being as left as one could be. I’m not even a social media person, but every post guys like him make are the same exact verbatim arguments I’ve already heard six times that morning. Like they’ve never had an original thought. That’s my least favorite type of poster.

Mickey is also an asshole. Mumbles was annoying with all the links to super left shit I avoid like the plague, but a nice guy otherwise.

Mickey is just a unique type of asshole that strikes me as the guy I would have sat down next to at a bar and then would have immediately moved because he’s a disinteresting loudmouth.

I obviously don’t give a fuck how he made his living or really wish him harm. He’s a troll himself, so I just say the meanest shit I can say to him with the hope he eventually goes away because his participation is worthless and he adds nothing to any conversation. I tried to encourage him to post stories about his grind up, because that might be interesting, told him I found his podcast interesting, and he took offense despite others recognizing it was heartfelt.

Every good poster now and always is original and talks a lot about why they think this or that. You, tine, san, like I know a lot about your life and I like how you think even when I disagree. Mickey is just right wing Twitter regurgitated here with never an original thought.

BCR (BitchCuntRetard) runs here to post libtard bull shit he reads online. But I agree with him that I'm an asshole. Which is just what it takes to punk an asshole like him. BCR started this so I will never stop trolling him until he stops trolling me. I don't back down.

He did not encourage me to write about "the grind up." In commenting on my podcast he delivered multiple insults but thinks he was actually offering some kind of truce. Bullshit. Don't insult me period and we will get along fine.

I have a reason for not writing about advantage slots so much anymore. To many times I've gotten trolled by those I'm teaching how to make a lot of money. That experience gave me great respect for teachers. They have to take all that vitriol and ingratitude by those they are teaching. That's a monumental task for a guy that don't take any shit.

But I'm considering overlooking sloppy simp, sonatard and bitchBCR, and starting a thread on exploitable slots here as a public service to PFA members. There are a lot of good people here. And I can definitely give you all a clue on what's really going on in the casinos.

[mickeycrimm]

hey mr totally not mad guy, tell me more about the conversation you had with your cousins about the total stranger from online who is hiring degenerate drug addicts to fuck on your grave?

if youre not too busy living your best life of course.

 

My nephew, the county Sheriff, has informed me that he's changed his mind on ruling you stole to many chains. Instead, you will be found with six bullets in your head. He will rule it the worst case of suicide ever in the State of Mississippi.

Sonatard, if you want to live. Be In Mississippi Monday. Have Your Black Ass Ready To Pick Cotton Tuesday.

[garrett]

Hey everybody so what's going on in this thread

[Sloppy Joe]

hey mr totally not mad guy, tell me more about the conversation you had with your cousins about the total stranger from online who is hiring degenerate drug addicts to fuck on your grave?

if youre not too busy living your best life of course.

 

My nephew, the county Sheriff, has informed me that he's changed his mind on ruling you stole to many chains. Instead, you will be found with six bullets in your head. He will rule it the worst case of suicide ever in the State of Mississippi.

Sonatard, if you want to live. Be In Mississippi Monday. Have Your Black Ass Ready To Pick Cotton Tuesday.

Lol michaelcringe demonstrating measured stability with death threats.

[sonatine]

My nephew, the county Sheriff, has informed me that he's changed his mind on ruling you stole to many chains. Instead, you will be found with six bullets in your head. He will rule it the worst case of suicide ever in the State of Mississippi.

Sonatard, if you want to live. Be In Mississippi Monday. Have Your Black Ass Ready To Pick Cotton Tuesday.

Lol michaelcringe demonstrating measured stability with death threats.

but to be clear, hes not mad at all. in fact he's the one trolling. with, you know, death threats.

[mickeycrimm]

Lol michaelcringe demonstrating measured stability with death threats.

but to be clear, hes not mad at all. in fact he's the one trolling. with, you know, death threats.

No, I'm not mad. I'm actually LMAO at you.

Remember, the whole thing is based on your threat to show up in my graveyard a long ways from where you live. You really have to watch where you show up, sonatard. They will all know you are an outsider stranger and have no business there.

Stay out of my graveyard and you will have nothing to fear. Also, have your black ass ready to pick cotton Tuesday.