phil ivey won another bracelet

[Sheesfaced]

Not going to name any names (including my own), but I'm noticing a lot of known poker pros having an awful WSOP.

Not sure what it is this year.

I know it's tournament variance and all that, but I'm noticing more than ever this year that there's a bunch of guys you'd expect to be doing well (or at least decently), and they're just getting stomped on.

I won't be in another event until the Main, so that's going to have to function as my summer saver for the second year in a row, if I can manage such a thing again.

Bullet points about your summer for people not on Twitter please .
Good luck in the main .

[garrett]

Not going to name any names (including my own), but I'm noticing a lot of known poker pros having an awful WSOP.

Not sure what it is this year.

I know it's tournament variance and all that, but I'm noticing more than ever this year that there's a bunch of guys you'd expect to be doing well (or at least decently), and they're just getting stomped on.

I won't be in another event until the Main, so that's going to have to function as my summer saver for the second year in a row, if I can manage such a thing again.

Post covid many poker professionals assumed they are better than they are. So will eventually turn it all around when in reality poker is a difficult game with a lot of luck involved so to assume you're going to be lucky just because you're so skilled versus a huge field of other professionals is naive and stupid, but good luck

[garrett]

And then there's Phil Ivy

Who is better than all of you

[mickeycrimm]

Don't forget to take your lasix, beta blocker, digoxin, ACE inhibitor, and certainly pull those compression stockings all the way up to fight off the pooling edema in your useless legs from your faltering heart.

Carry on old man.

Tick fucking tock

LOL. This is how weak this simple fuck is. Has to write trash about seniors. The shit don't apply to just me. He's talking about all seniors. Anyone else on PFA a senior? He wrote this about you. He wrote it about his own parents. It applies to all seniors. That's what he thinks of you. His contempt for seniors is glaring. True piece of slimeball shit.

And he wrote it in anonymity. From the darkness of his mommy's basement. It can't get any more spineless than that.

[mickeycrimm]

Retiring from this thread now until I decide to make you dance again, it's too easy and makes me feel a little bad.

BTW everyone here understands how casinos work and knows that your imagined life is an absolute farce but carry on with your consecutive winning streak and literal piles of gold. That shit may work to the people in your past that knew nothing about gambling, choosing to masquerade here is transparent and revealing. You know it, and so do we.

Saw a film this week, Two-Lane Blacktop that actually made me empathize with people on your 'chosen' life as a nomadic vagrant. Have spent a week here and there over the years totally alone in order to climb super remote stuff and the loneliness is heavy.

LOL at sloppymanwatcher. Don't have a life. Has to follow me around the internet. Sucks dick. Jealous as hell over my success. Self loathing because he can't beat gambling. Big time fucking loser. One of Druff's pet libtards.

[mickeycrimm]

1) dont believe you.

2) plenty of cracked out trannies all over the place are going to jump at the chance to freak off on your grave no matter where you hide your corpse. we will find you.

3) stay mad, it will only get us there faster.

The thing about sonatine is you know you are in the presence of true evil. I've never seen a darker character in the forums. This dude is pure satanic.

[Sloppy Joe]

Retiring from this thread now until I decide to make you dance again, it's too easy and makes me feel a little bad.

BTW everyone here understands how casinos work and knows that your imagined life is an absolute farce but carry on with your consecutive winning streak and literal piles of gold. That shit may work to the people in your past that knew nothing about gambling, choosing to masquerade here is transparent and revealing. You know it, and so do we.

Saw a film this week, Two-Lane Blacktop that actually made me empathize with people on your 'chosen' life as a nomadic vagrant. Have spent a week here and there over the years totally alone in order to climb super remote stuff and the loneliness is heavy.

LOL at sloppymanwatcher. Don't have a life. Has to follow me around the internet. Sucks dick. Jealous as hell over my success. Self loathing because he can't beat gambling. Big time fucking loser. One of Druff's pet libtards.

[sonatine]

[mickeycrimm]

LOL at three losers, Sloppy, Sonatine and BCR. All of them failed gamblers. But at one time they had the dream. To make it in gambling. To bad they didn't have the talent. Miserable failures. Now they are just jealous wannabe's. Have to lash out at those that are successful at it. Call them names. But hey, it assuages their feelings of inferiority.

How did these guys wind up on a poker site? Not hard to guess. They had it in their heads they were going to be big time poker players. To bad they washed out. Dead money. It's got to sting like a bitch for them to know they just don't have what it takes. So I guess I could cut them a little slack for their sour grapes.

They've all done their bashing on my lifestyle. According to them I have a terrible lifestyle. Well, I'm crying all the way to the bank on that one. As a successful gambler I don't punch a time clock. I don't own an alarm clock. I go to sleep when I want to. I get up when I want to. I eat when I want to eat. I work when I want to work. I don't work when I don't want to work.

That's the thing about successful gamblers. We are obligated to no one. Employee's answer to employers. Employers answer to the public. Successful gamblers don't answer to anybody.

So I can see why Sloppy, sonatine and BCR are so jealous. They're stuck being flunkies for the man. Three stepandfetchits. They should ask their bosses for a fifty cent an hour raise.

[sonatine]

So I can see why Sloppy, sonatine and BCR are so jealous.

youre in a wheelchair, you cant afford housing without a roomate, youre going to die soon, and no one anywhere respects you.



hows the wife and kids?

[Sloppy Joe]

BTW everyone here understands how casinos work and knows that your imagined life is an absolute farce but carry on with your consecutive winning streak and literal piles of gold. That shit may work to the people in your past that knew nothing about gambling, choosing to masquerade here is transparent and revealing. You know it, and so do we.

It's honestly a depressing fantasy too

[mickeycrimm]

So I can see why Sloppy, sonatine and BCR are so jealous.

youre in a wheelchair, you cant afford housing without a roomate, youre going to die soon, and no one anywhere respects you.



hows the wife and kids?

Your jealousy of me is glaringly apparent.

But enough about me. Let’s talk about you.
What’s your real name?
Where do you live?
Who do you work for?

Or are you embarrassed to say? Best to cover it up right? Post as an anonymous coward from your daddy’s basement. To chickenshit to tell people who you are. Must sting like a bitch to be a miserable failure.

[Jayjami]

LOL at three losers, Sloppy, Sonatine and BCR. All of them failed gamblers. But at one time they had the dream. To make it in gambling. To bad they didn't have the talent. Miserable failures. Now they are just jealous wannabe's. Have to lash out at those that are successful at it. Call them names. But hey, it assuages their feelings of inferiority.

How did these guys wind up on a poker site? Not hard to guess. They had it in their heads they were going to be big time poker players. To bad they washed out. Dead money. It's got to sting like a bitch for them to know they just don't have what it takes. So I guess I could cut them a little slack for their sour grapes.

They've all done their bashing on my lifestyle. According to them I have a terrible lifestyle. Well, I'm crying all the way to the bank on that one. As a successful gambler I don't punch a time clock. I don't own an alarm clock. I go to sleep when I want to. I get up when I want to. I eat when I want to eat. I work when I want to work. I don't work when I don't want to work.

That's the thing about successful gamblers. We are obligated to no one. Employee's answer to employers. Employers answer to the public. Successful gamblers don't answer to anybody.

So I can see why Sloppy, sonatine and BCR are so jealous. They're stuck being flunkies for the man. Three stepandfetchits. They should ask their bosses for a fifty cent an hour raise.

You sound exactly like Chrissy Mitchell. Do you like sucking off truckers too?

[sonatine]

are you embarrassed to say?

no i just have common sense.

[Forum Wars]

The anti-Mickey Crimmism from these 3 or 4 usual suspects doesn't make sense to me. A man that had a tough life, figured out how to beat the slots (for good money some years) and what's the problem? Pushing 70 now, had some health issues. And you clowns celebrate that?

I don't get it. So what if he doesn't have a wife and kids? A decent person who has a side interest in genealogy.

I guess you're maybe you're all just trolling, but sometimes I'm not sure; pretty harsh comments sometimes.

Grow the fuck up.

[sonatine]

The anti-Mickey Crimmism from these 3 or 4 usual suspects doesn't make sense to me. A man that had a tough life, figured out how to beat the slots (for good money some years) and what's the problem? Pushing 70 now, had some health issues. And you clowns celebrate that?

I don't get it. So what if he doesn't have a wife and kids? A decent person who has a side interest in genealogy.
,
I guess you're maybe you're all just trolling, but sometimes I'm not sure; pretty harsh comments sometimes.

Grow the fuck up.

soon.

[Sloppy Joe]

The anti-Mickey Crimmism from these 3 or 4 usual suspects doesn't make sense to me. A man that had a tough life, figured out how to beat the slots (for good money some years) and what's the problem? Pushing 70 now, had some health issues. And you clowns celebrate that?

I don't get it. So what if he doesn't have a wife and kids? A decent person who has a side interest in genealogy.

I guess you're maybe you're all just trolling, but sometimes I'm not sure; pretty harsh comments sometimes.

Grow the fuck up.

He's an arrogant, delusional liar who is easy to wind up.

What's curious is he's the one geriatric loser with no social skills that Druff doesn't constantly race to support and prop up.

Carrying maladjusted olds is as much of Druff's brand as misogyny and antisemitism, the absence of Crimm backing for whatever reason is quite telling.

[Forum Wars]

The anti-Mickey Crimmism from these 3 or 4 usual suspects doesn't make sense to me. A man that had a tough life, figured out how to beat the slots (for good money some years) and what's the problem? Pushing 70 now, had some health issues. And you clowns celebrate that?

I don't get it. So what if he doesn't have a wife and kids? A decent person who has a side interest in genealogy.

I guess you're maybe you're all just trolling, but sometimes I'm not sure; pretty harsh comments sometimes.

Grow the fuck up.

He's an arrogant, delusional liar who is easy to wind up.

What's curious is he's the one geriatric loser with no social skills that Druff doesn't constantly race to support and prop up.

Carrying maladjusted olds is as much of Druff's brand as misogyny and antisemitism, the absence of Crimm backing for whatever reason is quite telling.

Never saw any arrogance, know he's not a delusional liar, but, yeah, I agree, he's easy to wind up. If he wasn't maybe I'd not even be making this post, cuz everything wouldn't ever escalate to shit flinging all the time.

[mickeycrimm]

He's an arrogant, delusional liar who is easy to wind up.

What's curious is he's the one geriatric loser with no social skills that Druff doesn't constantly race to support and prop up.

Carrying maladjusted olds is as much of Druff's brand as misogyny and antisemitism, the absence of Crimm backing for whatever reason is quite telling.

Never saw any arrogance, know he's not a delusional liar, but, yeah, I agree, he's easy to wind up. If he wasn't maybe I'd not even be making this post, cuz everything wouldn't ever escalate to shit flinging all the time.

I'm not the one being wound up. I'm winding them up. They are fascinated with me beyond belief. sloppy and tine are so easily manipulated. I say their names they come running. When I say shit they both squat.

A couple of failed wannabe gamblers that can't stand it because I didn't fail. They waste so much of their time on me. And they don't get that I'm a hardened troll. I've been called every name in the book by trolls for years. I'm used to it. Don't need Druff's backup on anything and he knows it.

Those two kindergartners don't phase me. But I trigger the shit out of them.

[sonatine]

To chickenshit to do the job yourself? Have to hire someone else? You should do it yourself. You'll like the big welcome we have planned.

I will be buried in a very rural county in Mississippi. I'm related to everyone in the county. I've informed my cousins of your iminent arrival after may death. They don't cotton to strangers coming around with ill intent.

Your ournumbered party will be hog tied and thrown onto fire ant hills. A thousand stings will be sufficient to kill you. Then you'll be weighted with 200 pounds of chains each and thrown into the lake.

When they find your bodies an official investigation will be conducted by my nephew, the county Sheriff, who will conclude that you thieves died as a a result of drowning due to stealing more chains than you could carry.

i dont know micktard, this seems like the maddest post in the history of this community.