Goodness me oh my
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Goodness me oh my
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every single time you go to sleep, youre a bit closer to waking up in the middle of the night, gasping for breath as you realize your heart will never beat again, and your final thought is going to be that in a few days, sonatine will be tossing dollar bills at actual whole ass crackheads having freaksex on your grave.
and hes going to video it.
and blanket the internet with the footage.
and no one will remember you for anything but that.
no one at all.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
if you think that me replacing your whole life with 30 seconds of black transvestites having chemsex on your grave = owning us, my friend consider us owned.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
If you think you’re winning these exchanges where sloppy or sonatine disembowel you and you’re left calling people fags and pedophiles, that goes a long way to explaining how you fall for the most obvious fake videos ever and share them like a typical dementia grandma.
You’re beyond help. At least split agrees with you. Everyone sane laughs at you.
You keep coming back for more, bcr. Your mental anguish must be excruciating. I keep telling you the lashing out won’t help. The feelings of helplessness and inferiority always creep back into your conscience. What does being a loser feel like?
PS. Not one peep out of you when sonatine red handed fell for a fake video. Why didn’t you point that one out? Hahahahaha!
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https://vegascasinotalk.com/forum/sh...oad-Pics/page4
Looks like you've been getting humiliated by men on other forums as well, weird.
Lot of chatter from you about Motel 6's and being poor in that thread, I thought you've been clearing a quarter mil working halftime with no losing weeks for decades?
PokerFraudAlert...will never censor your claims, even if they're against one of our sponsors. In addition to providing you an open forum report fraud within the poker community, we will also analyze your claims with a clear head an unbiased point of view. And, of course, the accused will always have the floor to defend themselves.-Dan Druff
Mickey, you have possibly the saddest existence I’ve ever heard of. Driving across the dustbowl from shithole casino to the next shithole for chump change before driving home to your male roommate isn’t exactly jealousy inspiring.
I prefer to have breakfast with an attractive woman, not my male roommate. My life expectancy is about 30 more years. Yours is about 30 days. I get to go to the gym every day and be active. My life is good.
You drive a mobility scooter.
You looked 80 in that picture from however many years ago. You aren’t exactly the person to make anyone feel inferior. You’re a cautionary tale about taking care of oneself and saving your money or you might end up like Mickey crimm.
every single soul from that site has turned out to be a terminal life loser. just pure bottom .1 percent of every measure of social success.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
This guy did knock it out of the park though discussing Mickey.
Funny how pretty much everyone arrives at the same picture of Mickey regardless of the forum.Remember "guess where I'm headed next"? One would expect Az., & especially Nv. for such a big-time gambler who stays at Motel 6's on road trips. Says a lot about what a successful life you've led. But one thing you've got going for you: you're future status in this world will be the same no matter where you go. You will die a lonely old man, and you can thank gambling, smoking, drinking, and being too lazy to ever get a decent job, for that disgrace.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
Still, good news about the bracelet Phil …
cmoney :It would be nice if Mexico could simply get human feces out of its drinking water
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
My expenses are hotel, meals, gas. I mainly stay in the 2 star hotels. I judge everything off the Motel 6 price which is generally the cheapest price you will find. But sometimes through Trivago I get a 3 star for a 2 star price. I think the average cost I'm paying per night is about $60. I'm running through 1 to 2 tanks of gas per day. I have to eat no matter where I'm at so I don't really think of that as a major expense. -Yung Tires
PokerFraudAlert...will never censor your claims, even if they're against one of our sponsors. In addition to providing you an open forum report fraud within the poker community, we will also analyze your claims with a clear head an unbiased point of view. And, of course, the accused will always have the floor to defend themselves.-Dan Druff
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
Could you imagine Phil Ivey, his family or friends coming across this thread?
First impression - oh a nice thread about Phil winning a bracelet and the skill involved at poker.
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Final impression : God damn I need to block PFA due to creepy fucks like mickeycrimm. Likely stalker and really creepy dude. Need to give his name to my security to ensure he doesn't get close to me.
I have zero fantasies about you. Nightmares where I thank the universe I was born with better genetics than you.
But iirc, maybe you had decent health genetics and this is all your fault. When someone new shows up and is fairly active, I see who they are. Especially if they are being a blowhard asshole. I never delve into peoples privacy. You were openly advertising being an expert who was on podcasts.
I recall when you first showed that there was a pod with some dude who was much more successful than you with a faggot name. I’ll find it if you think I’m being inaccurate.
I think you had never went to a doctor until you were basically almost dead iirc. Hard core alcoholic until sixties. Chain smoker right up until heart attack. Literally showed up in Nevada with a sleeping bag and less than $1 in your pocket. Mind you, you weren’t 20, you were like early forties or more. I was like early twenties during the time period you were talking about and you’re over 70.
You were one of those guys looking for extra credits on machines. Grinded up while still sleeping outside from $1 to a few hundred over weeks. Sitting all day in your forties watching bums wait until a quarter machine got to a certain number and you could get maybe $7-$10 out of someone leaving. Do you get how silly you mocking Phil Ivey winning his tenth bracelet and probably winning and losing a million for his thousandth time at the same age you were hoping for a $10 score? Ivey wasn’t some trust fund baby. He grinded up.
From what I recall, you were much less of an ass on the pod. Admitted any poker game you could actually beat had dried up and you couldn’t be any more homeless traveling with the weather. You were nearing fifty before you had a pot to piss in.
That was an interesting story. How the fuck you found yourself in such a derelict state in your 40s is interesting. That TR would be interesting. I don’t care if you were a foster kid who got molested or just an addict. We embrace weirdness here. But only if the person can laugh at themselves and be self deprecating. We all took shots from a thousand directions when we joined. The place was 100 times bigger with a ton of witty posters.
Just putting a roof over your head was a triumph. One doesn’t need 2.1 kids and a degree to be interesting to me, and I respect my elders to a fault in real life. I admired the fact you were studying math at the library because you didn’t understand algebra and needed it spelled out to you in a less formal manner.
Your problem is you suck so badly at the internet that long before you arrived here, you were already a punching bag everywhere you posted who had devolved into some defensive blowhard threatening guys who would hand you your ass.
Maybe that forum is all slot clowns who wouldn’t in the beginning when you could walk, but you’re talking shit to lifelong gym rats and guys who climb mountains as a hobby here. The notion of tough scooter guy is so unnecessary and comical. None of us are giving up our nice lives to throw it away by beating up a senior citizen in a wheelchair/scooter. I’ve never laid a hand on anyone significantly older than me other than barfights when I was 20 and they were 35. We don’t beat seniors.
Jewdonk was loved for being unconventional. He was mocked, but he actually could flip it and verbally hold his own. But he could write and didn’t devolve into 70s B movie dialogue and weird hobo colloquialisms.
You should have stuck to podcasts and trip reports rolling across the country chasing a living. Basically senior van life stories.
You’re the one with the inferiority complex trying to sell a story when your life was very well documented by yourself across the internet and advertised by you. Getting social security checks was a big deal to you. I know this because you said so. How you could chase less.
So any I’ve made millions fairly tale is silliness. No one with millions cares about SS checks. Profit is all that matters, and over 25 years, profit per year of effort. A million spread over 20-25 years is nothing. It’s what fast food workers in California make now.
The minute you showed up and advertised yourself as a machine pro, and talked of podcasts, I was interested. A simple google search provided me with you getting your head caved in on twenty different forums before anyone here ever heard your name. Then add the horrible story telling, bad dialogue, strong opinion unfounded political posts with fake facts and videos, etc. You were actually semi-interesting on pods. You were telling the truth. It didn’t make me wish I led your life, but I was interested that you pulled yourself up from hobo to roof over your head at not a young age.
You get a little shot here and you unravel. You aren’t built for posting and criticism. I don’t know why you were such a mess still in your forties. Maybe you had some horrible origin story that makes you act like you do when you post. Maybe how you act isn’t even your fault? Whatever, that story would be interesting.
This is my honest take. You become a mess in written form. You can’t take constructive critique, so this will fall on deaf ears, but I don’t care why you were a forty year old hobo sleeping literally on the side of the road. How it got to that is interesting. How you pulled yourself out of that is interesting.
What you post and write about here sucks and you’re an ass while doing it. You talk about people ruining Druffs forum. You are takin about VCT style posters, which no one here ever wanted anything to do with. The insults here now are kiddie pool shit compared to how this forum was. We had motherfuckers driving head first into semis and crushing grapes after bowing through 60k in a night. The place was interesting.
The influx of bad posters chased off the great posters like srsly and PLO even in this last variation of the forum.
But save all your fag and pedo and narcissist shit. You seem to have been playing the same bad take tune since you found the internet and it has never served you well.
People have a feel for other posters who have been around for 20 years and certainly know we aren’t gay or pedos or whatever nonsense you post when you feel cornered and have no other insult.
Why were you sleeping outside with less than $1 at 40? Interesting story potential. What a really good year was like. I don’t care if it was 60k profit after the expense of driving across the country doing your own thing. That’s interesting.
Just not the shit you post. But you have an interesting story to tell. We have all did dumb shit and fucked up.
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