Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
Weird that the play wasn't going to 'get hospitalized' the day before the main and pocket the $10k, but maybe the thrill of playing was the end game and everyone else was unexpected kindness from a laughably gullible community.

Little effort would have gone a long way, should have just shaved head and eyebrows, maybe drag around an oxygen tank and everyone feels bad with no interrogation.

Do some whispery voice 'goodbye' post, gently suggest that any future donations will be to offset funeral expenses and then pull the plug.
Whispery voice would be too easy. If he doesn't smoke normally, then just chain smoke ten unfiltered Camels and the voice should be convincing.

The best part would be you wouldn't have to try to alter your voice after smoking those. You could just talk. You might vomit; that would actually probably help.