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    Quote Originally Posted by WillieMcFML View Post
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    I am never *NEVER* pouncing on the next "Hey guys, WHO WANTS HOT PEPPERS?" offer I see, to be sure.

    The strangest thing, my genitals are on fire right now, and my stomach, from having touched myself to go to the bathroom earlier and some of the juice being on my fingers. This after I washed my hands TWICE before going to the bathroom mind you. The pain subsided for a while, and then began to burn again AFTER I ATE THIS PEPPER

    Wtf is all I can say, and I RESPECT hot food x10000 now.

    Camerman is Mike, 408mikes long time friend/neighbor/landlord/father, the plate on the table had the rest of the peppers (that pile of disgustingness went RIGHT INTO THE GARBAGE after I did the video) and yes, I was shaking my leg so bad I was bouncing the table around. Ya'll have no idea, the smell! the smell... .... wow....
    i can't believe you would throw faduniak's work in the garbage

    man is the god of chilis, respect his work or pay it forward to someone who would

    i thought you had a meeting with the san jose pepper mafia coming up anyway?

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    also, does cameraman mike read skatz?

    how much have you told him about scuter?
    only two butch t's went in the garbage, in fairness I ate the rest piece by piece, the rest of the pile were habanero's

    the san jose pepper mafia still haven't made it to nine palms when Mike and I are there, but then, they are old, and old people tend to forget everything. I still have 2 butch t's saved for them, so there are still 2 that I have

    cameraman probably reads skatz, as my mother does (well they both try to, both have told me the content tends to be too vulgar)

    yes, I have told cameraman about scuter, he said based on what he's heard scuter must be a genius of some kind, and larry the doctor called scuter "a prodigy" and that tends to be people's reactions to him BEFORE they try to read anything he's written. From there, it's murky, let's put it that way, hence my offer to help him write.

    Almost 100% of the time people are impressed like heck at scuter and his knowledge, especially how he helped me, and invariably the first time they try to read his writing they run for the hills instead.

    College graduates, a doctor, an engineer for Lockheed I hope I am painting a clear picture here? Scuter asserts he doesn't GIVE A FUCK as these people must be "too stupid to read" and yadda yadda.

    Scooter is and will always be the worlds biggest toddler. The phrase "Lost in Translation" seems applicable, and like I said I offered to transcribe scuters posts for him and make them shorter and more readable, and I was banned within 2 weeks or so from when I said it. He has never even remotely considered forgiving me. You think you've seen a meltdown? I can assure you, you've seen NOTHING like angry scooter who feels someone is fucking with his posts or misquoting him.
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    i was pretty butt-hurt when mike said he didnt want to fuck with my home game because i was trannie-bombing threads, but ive definitely come to appreciate mike as a poster and a person and feel genuinely that the last thing on earth he deserves is a dime-store bipolar fruitcake like marty threatening him.

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    I would never have the balls to eat something that hot. Kudos on that Mike, and for making me laugh pretty hard during that first 5 minutes. My favorite part was when you blew your nose and the spices got up in your nostrils. LOL!!!!

    Funny, wish I hadn't been reading all the craziness you have been posting over the last few months. Judging by the videos you made before and this one, you seem like a very nice, likable, well spoken, intelligent guy.

    The internet is a fucked up place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
    Funny, wish I hadn't been reading all the craziness you have been posting over the last few months. Judging by the videos you made before and this one, you seem like a very nice, likable, well spoken, intelligent guy.
    Somebody posts a vid of themselves eating an absurdly hot pepper for no particular reason and that makes them seem "intelligent"? He somehow managed to burn his dick with it. 408 comes across as a lot of things in those vids, but intelligent is certainly not one of them.
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    Vegas is there any chance I can buy you some steaks and mail them to you or something?
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    I do believe Iraq was a huge mistake
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    Why the fuck is the world (cough US) allowing these backward fuckers have nukes.

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    I have also burned my dick by chopping jalapenos and peeing later, not washing my hands in between. I never thought it necessary, and jalapenos are pretty low on the Scoville scale. At least I know better now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    I have also burned my dick by chopping jalapenos and peeing later, not washing my hands in between. I never thought it necessary, and jalapenos are pretty low on the Scoville scale. At least I know better now.
    After washing my hands TWICE I suffered.

    Apparently you have good advice on making loot from these kinds of things? PM me bro, I am trying to make it sprinkle over here.
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine
    i was pretty butt-hurt when mike said he didnt want to fuck with my home game because i was trannie-bombing threads, but ive definitely come to appreciate mike as a poster and a person and feel genuinely that the last thing on earth he deserves is a dime-store bipolar fruitcake like marty threatening him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
    I would never have the balls to eat something that hot. Kudos on that Mike, and for making me laugh pretty hard during that first 5 minutes. My favorite part was when you blew your nose and the spices got up in your nostrils. LOL!!!!

    Funny, wish I hadn't been reading all the craziness you have been posting over the last few months. Judging by the videos you made before and this one, you seem like a very nice, likable, well spoken, intelligent guy.

    The internet is a fucked up place.
    I am all things you described and not a soul that knows me has ever felt otherwise.

    I feel as if I have no perspective as to how I am perceived by others

    thx for props

    my nose still burns btw, nothing seems to help
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine
    i was pretty butt-hurt when mike said he didnt want to fuck with my home game because i was trannie-bombing threads, but ive definitely come to appreciate mike as a poster and a person and feel genuinely that the last thing on earth he deserves is a dime-store bipolar fruitcake like marty threatening him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    I have also burned my dick by chopping jalapenos and peeing later, not washing my hands in between. I never thought it necessary, and jalapenos are pretty low on the Scoville scale. At least I know better now.
    After washing my hands TWICE I suffered.

    Apparently you have good advice on making loot from these kinds of things? PM me bro, I am trying to make it sprinkle over here.
    I'm not sure what you mean. Do you want to earn money by burning your penis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    I have also burned my dick by chopping jalapenos and peeing later, not washing my hands in between. I never thought it necessary, and jalapenos are pretty low on the Scoville scale. At least I know better now.
    You are as smart as 408. Congrats. What did you expect would happen when you touched your cock with your jalapeno soaked hands? Did you really need trial and error to know what would happen?
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    Vegas is there any chance I can buy you some steaks and mail them to you or something?
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    I do believe Iraq was a huge mistake
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    Why the fuck is the world (cough US) allowing these backward fuckers have nukes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 408Mike View Post
    youtube up

    i feel pretty sick
    burped 20 min after, the burp burned my nose
    i nearly died for you bitches

    Damn Mike thanks for giving that the old college try it was a somewhat enjoyable video even though I prefer to watch chicks eat these peppers and see their reactions afterward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anal_Hershiser View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    I have also burned my dick by chopping jalapenos and peeing later, not washing my hands in between. I never thought it necessary, and jalapenos are pretty low on the Scoville scale. At least I know better now.
    You are as smart as 408. Congrats. What did you expect would happen when you touched your cock with your jalapeno soaked hands? Did you really need trial and error to know what would happen?
    It's not like I went straight from the kitchen to the pisser. It occurred several hours later, and my hands weren't soaked. It never occurred to me that it would burn my skin, after all it doesn't do that to your hands.

    Call me an idiot if you like. I'm sure it's a common mistake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anal_Hershiser View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
    Funny, wish I hadn't been reading all the craziness you have been posting over the last few months. Judging by the videos you made before and this one, you seem like a very nice, likable, well spoken, intelligent guy.
    Somebody posts a vid of themselves eating an absurdly hot pepper for no particular reason and that makes them seem "intelligent"? He somehow managed to burn his dick with it. 408 comes across as a lot of things in those vids, but intelligent is certainly not one of them.


    I'm not saying he has acted intelligently. I was saying if you just went by how he acts in these videos you wouldn't consider him a jackass. Obv throw in all the other stuff and all is lost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
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    You are as smart as 408. Congrats. What did you expect would happen when you touched your cock with your jalapeno soaked hands? Did you really need trial and error to know what would happen?
    It's not like I went straight from the kitchen to the pisser. It occurred several hours later, and my hands weren't soaked. It never occurred to me that it would burn my skin, after all it doesn't do that to your hands.

    Call me an idiot if you like. I'm sure it's a common mistake.
    Yeah. Everyone burns their dicks with jalapeno juice. It's a "common" mistake. Jesus.
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    Vegas is there any chance I can buy you some steaks and mail them to you or something?
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    I do believe Iraq was a huge mistake
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    Why the fuck is the world (cough US) allowing these backward fuckers have nukes.

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    Granted, eating the hottest pepper known to man for a bunch of guys on the internet you will most likely never meet isn't high up on the intelligence scale...

    I'm just gonna bow out of this convo now.

    Thanks for the laughs Mike.

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    Love this article sooo much.
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    Mikey, how were you thinking you'd make money with this video?
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    I'm actually happy to see Mike follow through with soemting and do a good job.

    One question though. To those who say pepper burns briefly from hands touching cock. Why aren't hands burning like crazy too then (or maybe they are and nobody mentions it)?

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    The skin on your hands is totally different skin. Also, it's toughened up from years of use. If you touch your nose with jalapeño or Serrano juice on your fingers, you will hurt yourself. I've never had the misfortune of touching my private parts, but have definitely abused my nose before just brushing my hand across my face without thinking while cooking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vwls View Post
    The skin on your hands is totally different skin. Also, it's toughened up from years of use. If you touch your nose with jalapeño or Serrano juice on your fingers, you will hurt yourself. I've never had the misfortune of touching my private parts, but have definitely abused my nose before just brushing my hand across my face without thinking while cooking.
    So in theory chronic masturbation would serve as an evolutionary mechanism agianst this?

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    Someone remind me to tell the story about how, one time, I mistook CHOLULA SAUCE for JERGENS.

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    Nice video Mike, there were a few lulz and you followed through on something you said you were going to do.

    Nice job.

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