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    The Kid Who Made The Clock Conspiricy Theory Thread

    I'll go on record as saying that I built a clock and all kinds of other stuff with my Radio Shack electronic experiment kit when I was like 9 years old so my heart went out to this kid.. at first.

    Now it seems, after looking at this a little closer that he didn't ''build' anything, just disassembled a retail store alarm clock and put it in a briefcase. Some say intentionally to look like a suitcase bomb. All this to have some sort of narrative about intolerance towards Muslims?

    All of this seems weird until you think about the rather quick sequence of events that happened to 'steer the narrative'. Or maybe not?








    If It Walks Like an Influence Operation…


    The more we learn about the facts surrounding the events in Irving, Texas this week, the more it seems we’ve been bamboozled.
    The now-universal rendering of the story is that a student named Ahmed Mohamed was wrongly removed from his school in handcuffs for innocently bringing in a homemade “clock.”


    The purported injustice of this story – laced with the implication that it all happened because Ahmed is a Muslim – has made him an instant celebrity, winning fawning treatment from MIT to Stephen Colbert to the White House.


    The facts, however, suggest this may have been a provocation. For starters, building and bringing to school what sure looked like a trigger for an improvised briefcase bomb would predictably raise an alarm.


    It appears, the “clock” Mohamed brought to school this week was not the first of his circuit boards to look ominously like an improvised explosive device trigger. In fact, a photograph of one circulated by the Dallas Morning News was virtually indistinguishable from a circuit board used in a commercially available device used to train law enforcement and military personnel regarding how to identify IEDs.


    There is, moreover, now growing evidence that these creations were not even those of the geeky freshman. See .


    When Ahmed’s miniature briefcase “clock” did precipitate such concerns, he refused to answer questions from school personnel and police about “his intentions and why he had brought the device to school.” Presumably, they were particularly interested in knowing whether he had brought anything else to school – perhaps to include the other part of such a bomb: the explosive component.


    Under the circumstances and in accordance with protocols adopted in Irving – and in school districts across America to protect students and faculty from the sorts of attacks that have resulted in mass murders in several instances, Ahmed was taken into custody. The photograph of him in handcuffs that has gone viral, however, was not taken as he was escorted from the high school. Rather, it was staged after his father insisted at the police station that the cuffs remain on so his sister could take the picture.


    In very short order, the family was under management by the Council on American Islamic Relations (CAIR), an organization established – ironically, in a federal prosecution conducted in nearby Richardson, Texas – to be a Muslim Brotherhood-associated fundraising and political warfare arm for the designated terrorist group, Hamas. Ahmed lawyered up and he and his family were no-shows for scheduled meetings with school officials and with the police chief and Irving Mayor Beth Van Duyne.


    In fact, at the very hour the latter meeting was supposed to occur, the Mohameds and their Islamic supremacist handlers were instead holding a press conference. In the course of the presser, the family made clear that their beef wasn’t with the Irving school district or the police. It was with the city’s political leadership, starting with Mayor Van Duyne.


    That message has subsequently become a staple of the Islamists. For example, local news on September 18th featured a quote from one, Khalid Hamadeh of the Islamic Association of North Texas, decrying “political leaders espousing inflammatory anti-Muslim rhetoric and creating a climate of fear.”


    Mayor Van Duyne has been a prime target of the Muslim grievance industry in Texas – a fixture of the Islamists’ large and aggressive operations in the state and elsewhere – ever since last spring when she opposed the establishment of an Islamic tribunal in her city. She did so out of a legitimate concern that such an entity would serve as its counterparts have elsewhere, notably in Britain – namely, as a vehicle for dispensing “justice” as defined, not by the laws of the land, but in accordance with the Islamic supremacist code called shariah.


    Another data point: Attacks on Ms. Van Duyne in connection with the Ahmed Mohamed affair appear to have been pre-arranged and synchronized, rather than the sort of reaction that builds over time. Her Facebook and Twitter accounts, and those of the city government and school district, were suddenly and massively assaulted with vehement denunciations of the treatment of this student. Some were so vile, obscene and threatening that the Mayor has been compelled to accept police protection.


    It is impossible to say for certain at this point whether the campaign to smear, silence and politically destroy Mayor Beth Van Duyne – a campaign pursued for months by the Islamists and greatly enabled by the Dallas Morning News and others – was actually a premeditated and skillfully executed provocation and influence operation. What is clear, however, is that in the aftermath of the predictable response to Ahmed’s actions, it has turned into an extraordinarily successful campaign of disinformation and political warfare against an American community and its courageous and honorable mayor, the Irving school district and local law enforcement.


    Either way, this larger campaign must be recognized for what it certainly is, and repudiated, not applauded – not only by protective parents of school-age children, but by patriotic Americans across the country who are opposed to Islamic supremacism and the threat it poses to us all.
    Frank J. Gaffney, Jr. is the President of the Center for Security Policy. He formerly acted as an Assistant Secretary of Defense in President Reagan’s administration.

     
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    I don't buy into the theory of it being a dry run for a Muslim attack later on. Honestly, I think that the little fucker knew how it would be taken and thought it was a good joke. Kids are stupid like that. Is funny to me though how quick Obama jumped on it for some good press.

    Conversely, I will throw out an alternate situation for debate. Let's say a white trash teenager, here in Alabama, brings a 2 liter Coke bottle to school containing a semi-clear liquid with a peanut butter looking substance in the bottom and flakes of aluminum foil floating around in it. Chances are, rightly so, that the teacher will suspect that it is a homemade meth lab and call the police. Does this kid after being cleared for whatever reason get a ride to the White House?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortbuspoker View Post
    I don't buy into the theory of it being a dry run for a Muslim attack later on. Honestly, I think that the little fucker knew how it would be taken and thought it was a good joke. Kids are stupid like that. Is funny to me though how quick Obama jumped on it for some good press.

    Conversely, I will throw out an alternate situation for debate. Let's say a white trash teenager, here in Alabama, brings a 2 liter Coke bottle to school containing a semi-clear liquid with a peanut butter looking substance in the bottom and flakes of aluminum foil floating around in it. Chances are, rightly so, that the teacher will suspect that it is a homemade meth lab and call the police. Does this kid after being cleared for whatever reason get a ride to the White House?
    I think he disassembled a clock, put it in a briefcase and took it to school...to impress his teacher.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by shortbuspoker View Post
    I don't buy into the theory of it being a dry run for a Muslim attack later on. Honestly, I think that the little fucker knew how it would be taken and thought it was a good joke. Kids are stupid like that. Is funny to me though how quick Obama jumped on it for some good press.

    Conversely, I will throw out an alternate situation for debate. Let's say a white trash teenager, here in Alabama, brings a 2 liter Coke bottle to school containing a semi-clear liquid with a peanut butter looking substance in the bottom and flakes of aluminum foil floating around in it. Chances are, rightly so, that the teacher will suspect that it is a homemade meth lab and call the police. Does this kid after being cleared for whatever reason get a ride to the White House?
    I think he disassembled a clock, put it in a briefcase and took it to school...to impress his teacher.
    Yup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
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    I think he disassembled a clock, put it in a briefcase and took it to school...to impress his teacher.
    Yup.
    When did you become retarded? Is this a recent development, or have you just been hiding it all this time? You are great at Photoshop though...maybe stick with that and let BGC and the other village retards do the conspiracy thing.

     
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    I dont think a 14 year olds motives are ever clear cut; I do think it was stupendously dumb to make anything that looks this much like a fucking bomb. I also think that it was in exquisitely poor taste to the point where the kid did assume there was a chance he would be dealt the victim card by the time it was over.

    Terrorist? No.

    Wise ass who saw this coming a mile away? Totally plausible.

    Extra credit: imagine how shitty being a middle eastern teen in Texas must be. Who wouldnt be tempted to throw some sand in the gears?

     
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      Ricky: His motive is 100% clear imo, and it was nefarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    I dont think a 14 year olds motives are ever clear cut; I do think it was stupendously dumb to make anything that looks this much like a fucking bomb. I also think that it was in exquisitely poor taste to the point where the kid did assume there was a chance he would be dealt the victim card by the time it was over.

    Terrorist? No.

    Wise ass who saw this coming a mile away? Totally plausible.

    Extra credit: imagine how shitty being a middle eastern teen in Texas must be. Who wouldnt be tempted to throw some sand in the gears?
    You also said there was very little chance that Jared from Subway was a pedo. That being said, is it possible the kid knew what he was doing...and baiting the school, police, and the media? Sure. More likely he was just trying to impress his teacher.
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    I was always under the impression that a pedo always knows when another guy is a pedo. I geuss I was wrong.

     
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    1) Really? Anyone was like "Oh yeah I bet Jared is totally a pedo" ever, anywhere?

    2) Im just saying, that looks like a fucking bomb. It doesnt look like a reverse engineered clock. It looks like every terrorist bomb in every movie ever, anywhere, always. If a middle eastern kid cracked that open in front of me, I would assume I was about to die violently, not be tittilated by someones remarkable understanding of component electronics. If ANY kid cracked that open in front of me I would go into 'spend my last breath getting right with God' mode immediately.

    Just saying, kids a master troll imo.
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    Also super lols at Obama instantly offering to bae this kid in the White House, probably before he saw that the kid had assembled something like a cold war suitcase nuke.

     
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    now that I saw that suitcase full of shit, this entire situation pisses me off.

    everyone joking about how the school and police handled this....they were completely within their right to take precautions. That could easily be a bomb.


    fuck you to all those getting pissed at the police and school on this one. thats not racism.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    now that I saw that suitcase full of shit, this entire situation pisses me off.

    everyone joking about how the school and police handled this....they were completely within their right to take precautions. That could easily be a bomb.


    fuck you to all those getting pissed at the police and school on this one. thats not racism.
    It's not racism...the police and the school played it right. It looked like a bomb. The kid was stupid....but kids do stupid shit like that. Insinuating that this was all premeditated by the kid is funny though. He's Muslim so people are "connecting the dots" and finding every way possible to make this look like a young terrorist in the making.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    now that I saw that suitcase full of shit, this entire situation pisses me off.

    everyone joking about how the school and police handled this....they were completely within their right to take precautions. That could easily be a bomb.


    fuck you to all those getting pissed at the police and school on this one. thats not racism.
    It's not racism...the police and the school played it right. It looked like a bomb. The kid was stupid....but kids do stupid shit like that. Insinuating that this was all premeditated by the kid is funny though. He's Muslim so people are "connecting the dots" and finding every way possible to make this look like a young terrorist in the making.

    anyone who doesnt think that him being muslim shouldnt tip the scales towards alarm here is racist.

    speaking of which why isnt your girl blowing up spots here? what ever happened there? she was a future mvp lock.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
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    It's not racism...the police and the school played it right. It looked like a bomb. The kid was stupid....but kids do stupid shit like that. Insinuating that this was all premeditated by the kid is funny though. He's Muslim so people are "connecting the dots" and finding every way possible to make this look like a young terrorist in the making.

    anyone who doesnt think that him being muslim shouldnt tip the scales towards alarm here is racist.

    speaking of which why isnt your girl blowing up spots here? what ever happened there? she was a future mvp lock.
    Think about that statement for a minute. Girl is doing good, maybe I can get her on radio again.
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    id legit tune in for that show.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
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    It's not racism...the police and the school played it right. It looked like a bomb. The kid was stupid....but kids do stupid shit like that. Insinuating that this was all premeditated by the kid is funny though. He's Muslim so people are "connecting the dots" and finding every way possible to make this look like a young terrorist in the making.

    anyone who doesnt think that him being muslim shouldnt tip the scales towards alarm here is racist.

    speaking of which why isnt your girl blowing up spots here? what ever happened there? she was a future mvp lock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    now that I saw that suitcase full of shit, this entire situation pisses me off.

    everyone joking about how the school and police handled this....they were completely within their right to take precautions. That could easily be a bomb.


    fuck you to all those getting pissed at the police and school on this one. thats not racism.

    Yup.

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    Let that pic sink in

     
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    cant knock the hustle.

    gonna be real interesting when he pops up in the news in a couple of years for blowing up neighborhood cats or some shit.
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