yeah back up now. it was down for me too earlier after the Rivers posted about it... but the knucklehead survives again...
yeah back up now. it was down for me too earlier after the Rivers posted about it... but the knucklehead survives again...
Happy Thanksgiving to all you dead broke jealous douchebag haterzzz, if you can, read and reply to the comment i have on the video and wish CM a Happy Thanksgiving... if you want....
Bloatstopher is off to Sugar Daddy Foster’s for Skanksgiving!
I’m sure he hopes the Skank’s giving her dad’s Bank Account and Credit card info so Chrissy can play some online Spinny and Baccy for 50 cents!
Shoutout to Drewbie the Newbie for giving us the info ahead of time !
Yep, that's the Foster Bargain.
Agree to go back to Ohio every so often so Big Daddy Foster can see his grandkid Bubs, and the (never-paid-back) loans and co-signings will keep coming.
Which makes me wonder... does Stacy have any siblings? If not, Stacy will be inheriting all of the family money once both parents pass, and I'm sure the BLOAT will gamble it all away in a matter of months.
Hopefully Big Daddy Foster will be smart enough to put it in trust for Bubs, and not let Chrissy get his grubby hands on it!
Good news, Chrissy posted a "new" clip: him driving and rambling his usual nonsense about affirmations about being a multi-millionaire.
Oddly we never hear "I am a good father, I am a loving husband, I'm totally straight, no more cocks for me".
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
2025 Chrissy loses his FB page in mid January.
This is where things get a little weird:
Chrissy's Stace in the shitter origin gambling story is her parents [and everyone else] kept calling him an idiot and loser
AND Stace was going to divorce him given he had kept fucking things up, including selling his "$500k" [lol] business for $8000 or whatever it was so he had a bankroll to gamble with.
So, why are the Forsters still bailing Chrissy out these days when Stace can just bounce back to Ohio with young Bubs?
The grandparents can support one retard instead of two, Chrissy is free to live his gayest life and Stace might get 3rd time lucky.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
2025 Chrissy loses his FB page in mid January.
Latest facebook vid (https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1BuWcQbE6a/) has got to be an old one, right? He looks to be on the verge of crying in all his latest ones, he looks way too confident for this to be after he lost everything during his 10-mitchellgale-loss crashout?
More Chrissy math and photoshopped BoL activity from Squirtstopher!
Hurr hurr I had One good week this year so that automatically means I make $444,444,444.44 a year folks!
Look at this small sample size as proof folks!!!
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Who’s hosting the party when this thread reaches 1,000 pages?
It’s the gift that keeps on giving!
Oh and Nothing Screams "RICH AND SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE" like a Tiny TV High above the Fire Place mantle while they Squint to watch Gay Porn DVDS of Chrissy Squirting his Big Load!
Speaking of Rich and Successful Masturr Minds, old B Dubs aka Mr. Quick Prick is looking for a Man Servant to learn the Ancient Art of Lock Picking for Millions!
Much like Chrissy's infamous Cameraman for Hire posting, I'm guessing this won't go well!
But if any of you Dead Broke Doucheags want the J.O.B. as Rat Boy's Cabana Boy, feel free to send your resume or ANYTHING ELSE to the number/email address above ^^^^^
Hahahaha, should be a Happy Ratsgiving for Old B Dubs Answering those calls!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; Yesterday at 05:57 PM.
So Brandon is looking to hire an "Independent contractor" Translation - No benefits, he avoids having to pay his share of Social Security and who knows what else he is planning to take advantage of the rube.
Also, the eager beaver will get to ride along with Brandon and receive hands on training. Exactly where does Brandon plan to put his hands? Maybe Brandon will do a pole dance for his new hire?
The successful candidate will need to buy tools as they are mandatory. It just so happens that Brandon can sell them to the chump; a discount is available.
If this doesn't sound like a Chrissy scam, I don't know what does. Each time he hires and fires someone, he will have made his commission on the tools that were forced upon the Independent Contractor Apprentice. Bahahahaha
Poor ULD has known that broke idiot for more than half her life is one thing, but being dragged into his nonsense as a prop is an entirely worse proposition.
Its a good thing Chrissy is a legendary bare back wrestler or whatever he claims, otherwise ULD's father would have punched that midget out of their lives long ago.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
2025 Chrissy loses his FB page in mid January.
No Skanksgiving from the Mitchell's's's Photos up, but we do get to see how Mr. Foster's latest Loan is being spent!
Bungee Bubs is skating on a treadmill and Chrissy proclaims he is going to catch Connor McDavid...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA!
I'm sure the Superstar Connors Mcavid and Bedard, are shaking in their boots that the son of a Masturbating Midget is spending his Grampa's money on hockey lessons that will result in nothing but failure, just like the other Christopher Mitchell has FAILED at everything. Most recently his laughable Fraudcast which hasn't been updated in OVER 30 days!
You'd think the "Number One Sports Bettor in the World" would have plenty of winning bet slips to show on it?
But alas, NOTHING, just like Chrissy's Bank account until Sugar Daddy Foster cuts another rent check for a month's worth of Bunker stay!
#FRAUD LIFE BABY!
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