Good News Folks! Chrissy's Sperm Baby has just been Signed to an NHL Team!!!
God's Honest Truth Folks...
Trust Me!!!
https://sports.yahoo.com/article/zac...160258038.html
Unfortunately, it's Not NVB as his skinny legs and diminutive size will never get him to the NHL.
However, Uncle Zachy was picked up...
By the Buffalo Sabres.... Hahahahaha!
So No Stanley Cup Rings in the foreseeable future for Zachy the Lackey!
And sadly he won't be going from Zero to a Million in one year as he could only limp out a 775K contract on a 2 Way Deal. Similar to the Deal he made with Chrissy to go BOTH ways and smile like an idiot on camera for Chrissy to exploit later on!
Maybe he could get to the Million Dollar Mark by using those Masturr Mind Stragedies he paid the Bloat $5000 for and Lost his Bankroll not once, not twice... but Thrice???
****Photo Below was Taken during the time period Chrissy's License Was REVOKED for Unpaid Parking Tickets... BAHAHAHAHAHAH****
#JONESING LIFE BABY!
**In other news**
Old Bird Brain finally got a Visa for his Mail Order Bride to come to Biloxi, the first thing they do... go to the Waffle House!
He also changed the name of his channel to Finding Casino? I guess he wasn't able to find money while playing Keno??
I mean who wouldn't pay THIS guy to learn the secrets to beating the Casino's's's. He was SO Successful, he ended up working at Boomtown Biloxi Casino for $5 an Hour!!!
