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    out of reps... but ouch again ^^^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
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    but to be clear, hes not mad at all. in fact he's the one trolling. with, you know, death threats.
    No, I'm not mad. I'm actually LMAO at you.

    Remember, the whole thing is based on your threat to show up in my graveyard a long ways from where you live. You really have to watch where you show up, sonatard. They will all know you are an outsider stranger and have no business there.

    Stay out of my graveyard and you will have nothing to fear. Also, have your black ass ready to pick cotton Tuesday.
    How did the conversation go?

    'Hey cousin, when I die a cadre of black transvestite have been earmarked to perform a bukkake on my tombstone and power chair. Please help'

    'No worries mickey, we got you covered. We don't like their kind 'round here. You still making hundreds of thousands grinding slots?'
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    [QUOTE=Sloppy Joe;1125209]
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    You still making hundreds of thousands grinding slots?'
    I’m mostly retired now so don’t try for the bigger money anymore. It’s just a hobby now as I don’t need the money. I take casino vacations like the tourists. But that doesn’t mean I play sucker slots. I still play advantage out of habit although I don’t play off even close to all the expected earn I find. I might play off 20% of it these days. I just don’t care to play more than that. I’m into smelling the roses these days.

    Besides all the room comp meal comp, free play, I have a 54.6K win thru June for the year. Of course, not one losing week. The biggest jackpot I’ve hit this year is just $1257. That should tell you something about how consistent I am. No getting lucky with 1 or two big jackpots.

    Joe, you’re to ignorant to know their just ain’t no downside when you work big edges. Now get back to sniffing them posies, swine.
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    [QUOTE=mickeycrimm;1125243]
    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post

    I’m mostly retired now so don’t try for the bigger money anymore. It’s just a hobby now as I don’t need the money. I take casino vacations like the tourists. But that doesn’t mean I play sucker slots. I still play advantage out of habit although I don’t play off even close to all the expected earn I find. I might play off 20% of it these days. I just don’t care to play more than that. I’m into smelling the roses these days.

    Besides all the room comp meal comp, free play, I have a 54.6K win thru June for the year. Of course, not one losing week. The biggest jackpot I’ve hit this year is just $1257. That should tell you something about how consistent I am. No getting lucky with 1 or two big jackpots.

    Joe, you’re to ignorant to know their just ain’t no downside when you work big edges. Now get back to sniffing them posies, swine.

    how big do the edges have to be before you can afford to live without a roommate?
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    [QUOTE=sonatine;1125448]
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    how big do the edges have to be before you can afford to live without a roommate?



     
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post


    how big do the edges have to be before you can afford to live without a roommate?
    I’m double parked in your head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
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    how big do the edges have to be before you can afford to live without a roommate?
    I’m double parked in your head.
    Do you put him on the payroll for graveyard scouting or does he pull his weight in other ways?
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    If a genocide is happening, it's Hamas against the people of Gaza.

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    I'm pretty good at finding graves

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    Mickey Crimm, a friendly and outgoing individual, is on the hunt for a like-minded gay roommate to share his cozy apartment with. As a social butterfly, Mickey values a sense of community and is eager to find someone who shares his passion for trying new restaurants, attending local events, and binge-watching the latest TV shows. His ideal roommate is someone who is not only reliable and respectful but also enjoys a good laugh and a strong cup of coffee in the morning. Mickey's apartment is a warm and welcoming space, complete with a comfortable living room, a fully-equipped kitchen, and a sunny patio perfect for afternoon BBQs. If you're a friendly and laid-back individual looking for a new place to call home, Mickey would love to hear from you! He's excited to meet someone who shares his values and is ready to build a strong and supportive roommate relationship.

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    SIMPDOG, a lover of sucking cock, is on the hunt for a like-minded gay roommate to suck cock with. As a cocksucker, Simpdog values a sense of community and is eager to find someone who shares his passion for sucking cocks, attending local male orgies, and binge-sucking sonatine's ass. His ideal co-cocksucker is someone who can suck the lug nuts off a car wheel but also enjoys a big cock up the ass in the morning. SIMPDOG'S says his ass is a warm and welcoming space, complete with a tight asshole. If you're a friendly and laid-back individual looking for a new person to suck your cock, SIMPDOG would love to suck yours.! He's excited to meet someone who shares the pleasure of sucking cock as he does.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Do you put him on the payroll for graveyard scouting or does he pull his weight in other ways?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post

    so what was your sheriff cousins response when you told him to be on the lookout for 2 black trans crack addicted prostitutes trying to have freaky chemsex on your grave?
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    Mickey I’ll go easier and just hire some classical dancers.

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    My accommodations for 4th of July weekend. I have RFB24/7/365 at this casino chain:

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
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    Sonatard doesn’t know how gas prices work.

    Biden shut down ANWR, Dakota Access, Keystone and drilling on government land causing gas prices to skyrocket. But after a painful couple of years Biden quietly allowed the oil companies to go back to drilling, consequently the price has dropped.

     
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