phil ivey won another bracelet

[mickeycrimm]

Your friend split used to cheer for the herd to be thinned during covid, truly laughed at any person dying, and celebrated ridding the world of anyone older or out of shape who didn't take care of themselves. You check all those boxes. I just don't like you.

I was simply giving you some sound advice to remain compliant on your meds. Lifelong addicts are generally the worst when it comes to adhering to wellness. You trying to guilt trip me while lobbing accusations of being a child molester at anyone who finds you objectionable is amusing. Is every critique of Biden's mental state a critique against all seniors? or just him?

You are just an ass, that's widely accepted anywhere you've been a member. Arguments, mockery, and banishments from forums follow you. Some people simply don't have social skills.

You have been obsessed with sloppy for months and have him in your sig. He consistently bludgeons you in every thread. A self-aware person would realize this and avoid a fight with a superior writer and intellect, but that's a self-aware person. Your obsession with following men runs the gamut from young men all the way to stalking their final resting places. Families don't spend thousands of dollars to have some vagrant who spent the bulk of his life as a hobo desecrate their final resting place and leave scooter marks circling their loved one's gravesite.

It's fun to wind you up Mickey. You will keep answering, deflecting, and projecting like a dancing monkey. Always trying to have the last word. Still lobbing old man 70s insults from your limited repertoire in your last moments of life speaks to what a wasted life you've led. This is how you spend your last few moments on Earth.

Read those words slowly.

Retiring from this thread now until I decide to make you dance again, it's too easy and makes me feel a little bad.

BTW everyone here understands how casinos work and knows that your imagined life is an absolute farce but carry on with your consecutive winning streak and literal piles of gold. That shit may work to the people in your past that knew nothing about gambling, choosing to masquerade here is transparent and revealing. You know it, and so do we.

Saw a film this week, Two-Lane Blacktop that actually made me empathize with people on your 'chosen' life as a nomadic vagrant. Have spent a week here and there over the years totally alone in order to climb super remote stuff and the loneliness is heavy.

Would advise just moving in with splitthis, or patch things with up with that roommate.

WHEN I SAY SHIT....SLOPPY JOE SQUATS

[Texter]

Time to Nap this one out crippy Mike.

If you even know what that means.

[mickeycrimm]

Time to Nap this one out crippy Mike.

If you even know what that means.

Death before dishonor. No backing down. They are weak ass bitches begging me to quit. Won’t happen for them. Those scumbags started it….I’ll finish it.

[Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe]

sounds like my n-word phil ivey took a ride on the west coast kick

[sonatine]

Time to Nap this one out crippy Mike.

If you even know what that means.

Death before dishonor. No backing down. They are weak ass bitches begging me to quit. Won’t happen for them. Those scumbags started it….I’ll finish it.

minor point; youre not going to finish anything, youre going to die and im going to pay the most depraved black trans whores money can buy to freak each other on your grave. and if you try to get slick and cremate yourself, we will buy a plot for you via a gofundme which will also be advertised to the many, many people on the vegas forum who also think youre a flake and a joke, and i'll film the whores fucking each other on that grave.

ill probably sell the film as a series of nfts, im still working out the.. kinks.

[mickeycrimm]

Death before dishonor. No backing down. They are weak ass bitches begging me to quit. Won’t happen for them. Those scumbags started it….I’ll finish it.

minor point; youre not going to finish anything, youre going to die and im going to pay the most depraved black trans whores money can buy to freak each other on your grave. and if you try to get slick and cremate yourself, we will buy a plot for you via a gofundme which will also be advertised to the many, many people on the vegas forum who also think youre a flake and a joke, and i'll film the whores fucking each other on that grave.

ill probably sell the film as a series of nfts, im still working out the.. kinks.

To chickenshit to do the job yourself? Have to hire someone else? You should do it yourself. You'll like the big welcome we have planned.

I will be buried in a very rural county in Mississippi. I'm related to everyone in the county. I've informed my cousins of your iminent arrival after may death. They don't cotton to strangers coming around with ill intent.

Your ournumbered party will be hog tied and thrown onto fire ant hills. A thousand stings will be sufficient to kill you. Then you'll be weighted with 200 pounds of chains each and thrown into the lake.

When they find your bodies an official investigation will be conducted by my nephew, the county Sheriff, who will conclude that you thieves died as a a result of drowning due to stealing more chains than you could carry.

[sonatine]

minor point; youre not going to finish anything, youre going to die and im going to pay the most depraved black trans whores money can buy to freak each other on your grave. and if you try to get slick and cremate yourself, we will buy a plot for you via a gofundme which will also be advertised to the many, many people on the vegas forum who also think youre a flake and a joke, and i'll film the whores fucking each other on that grave.

ill probably sell the film as a series of nfts, im still working out the.. kinks.

To chickenshit to do the job yourself? Have to hire someone else? You should do it yourself. You'll like the big welcome we have planned.

I will be buried in a very rural county in Mississippi. I'm related to everyone in the county. I've informed my cousins of your iminent arrival after may death. They don't cotton to strangers coming around with ill intent.

Your ournumbered party will be hog tied and thrown onto fire ant hills. A thousand stings will be sufficient to kill you. Then you'll be weighted with 200 pounds of chains each and thrown into the lake.

When they find your bodies an official investigation will be conducted by my nephew, the county Sheriff, who will conclude that you thieves died as a a result of drowning due to stealing more chains than you could carry.

lol mad.

1) dont believe you.

2) plenty of cracked out trannies all over the place are going to jump at the chance to freak off on your grave no matter where you hide your corpse. we will find you.

3) stay mad, it will only get us there faster.

[sonatine]

i really do want to talk about the conversation you had with your imaginary cousins about me tho.


like how did you present the fact that a total stranger from the internet has decided to pay two drug addicts to fuck on your grave, so they need to prepare for this threat?


because even tho you just made it all up, at some point you literally decided to pretend that happened and im absolutely aching to know how that scenario played out in your brain.

[Jayjami]

To chickenshit to do the job yourself? Have to hire someone else? You should do it yourself. You'll like the big welcome we have planned.

I will be buried in a very rural county in Mississippi. I'm related to everyone in the county. I've informed my cousins of your iminent arrival after may death. They don't cotton to strangers coming around with ill intent.

Your ournumbered party will be hog tied and thrown onto fire ant hills. A thousand stings will be sufficient to kill you. Then you'll be weighted with 200 pounds of chains each and thrown into the lake.

When they find your bodies an official investigation will be conducted by my nephew, the county Sheriff, who will conclude that you thieves died as a a result of drowning due to stealing more chains than you could carry.

lol mad.

1) dont believe you.

2) plenty of cracked out trannies all over the place are going to jump at the chance to freak off on your grave no matter where you hide your corpse. we will find you.

3) stay mad, it will only get us there faster.

I’ll split the cost with you ‘tine, but we need to hire a videographer.

[sonatine]

lol mad.

1) dont believe you.

2) plenty of cracked out trannies all over the place are going to jump at the chance to freak off on your grave no matter where you hide your corpse. we will find you.

3) stay mad, it will only get us there faster.

I’ll split the cost with you ‘tine, but we need to hire a videographer.

lets just hire a third drug addict whore and they can just hand off the camera when one's hands get tired or something.

[Dan Druff]

The above exchange is the only way a thread about Phil Ivey would go 5 pages on this site.

[gut]

The above exchange is the only way a thread about Phil Ivey would go 5 pages on this site.

Instead of marked cards, its..."marked" graves

[sonatine]

The above exchange is the only way a thread about Phil Ivey would go 5 pages on this site.

[garrett]

The above exchange is the only way a thread about Phil Ivey would go 5 pages on this site.

[sonatine]

christ, ivey just cashed for another quarter mil net.

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[Sloppy Joe]

christ, ivey just cashed for another quarter mil net.

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Druff needs to end his brick laying and start rocking a bucket hat immediately.

[garrett]

christ, ivey just cashed for another quarter mil net.

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Druff needs to end his brick laying and start rocking a bucket hat immediately.

[garrett]

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Phil Ivey doin Phil Ivey thing's

3rd in the 50k PPC now which is another big score for him here.

[Dan Druff]

Not going to name any names (including my own), but I'm noticing a lot of known poker pros having an awful WSOP.

Not sure what it is this year.

I know it's tournament variance and all that, but I'm noticing more than ever this year that there's a bunch of guys you'd expect to be doing well (or at least decently), and they're just getting stomped on.

I won't be in another event until the Main, so that's going to have to function as my summer saver for the second year in a row, if I can manage such a thing again.

[YUUP]

Not going to name any names (including my own), but I'm noticing a lot of known poker pros having an awful WSOP.

Not sure what it is this year.

I know it's tournament variance and all that, but I'm noticing more than ever this year that there's a bunch of guys you'd expect to be doing well (or at least decently), and they're just getting stomped on.

I won't be in another event until the Main, so that's going to have to function as my summer saver for the second year in a row, if I can manage such a thing again.

Bullet points about your summer for people not on Twitter please .
Good luck in the main .