Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

I'll review Chrissy's roulette nonsense video a bit later, have a few meetings at my J.O.B

Seems real interesting timing that Chrissy has 5000+ subscribers and is starting to show "real gambling" again.
You'd think it'd be the other way around, show the gambling, get the viewers naturally.

Also, someone should probably grab his FB post, he rambles about losing hope in life, sex drugs money then NVB was born
basically being married to Stace for 5 years was a complete drag
Also, didnt Chrissy claim never to do drugs, like he claimed never to do steroids??


==quick edit==
Chrissy plays European roulette and donks off his tiny $350 bankroll.
Remember 13 days ago, Chrissy had $200 in his account (after claiming there was $3k that Stace was playing with)
So, when I review Chrissy's nonsense I'll check to see if he comments on that, otherwise he was grinding a lot closer to $10/day which would make sense.

[zealanddonk]

OMG
Chrissy has been live for the last 20 minutes, playing electronic roulette at the casino

Natch he's playing American Roulette because he's just like Hulk Hogan, a REAL AMERICAN, Brother!!

Rewinding, he puts in $1000.

I'll watch this idiocy later snce its live live.

[1dollarboxcar]

you can watch the livestream here... millionaire makes $100.... stadium roulette is the best.... cause it's random cause the little slots have rocks on top of them... make it completely random.... not like the other episode where he donked off $500.....

https://files.catbox.moe/o9ai3p.mp4

[PositiveVariance]

Did anyone see that Chrissy was cursed with a BALL SACK on the back of his calf?!?!






He shows it off like it is something to be proud of... Deez Nuts!

He must have known how ridiculous they looked, but yet he would still try to show them off!

[PositiveVariance]

I am not sure if the channel owner reported/deleted my comment, or the system wrongly picked it up as spam.



I am thinking it was the system as it was fairly soon after posting. Also, I just remembered I had deleted my comment on accident. I had it copied, so I pasted it back and posted it -It may have had something to do with that as the algorithm is far from perfect.

[BedWetterBettor]

Remember when Squirtstopher said he was giving up Table games including Spinny, Baccy and Blackjack and ONLY doing them for fun??? Yea neither does he!!!




So we’re treated to not One but TWO Roulette videos. The first of which the little dipshit LOSES $357 an hour, that’s $8568 a day annnnnnnd $3,127,320 a year Folks… let that sink in!



Since documentation beats conversation, we’ve seen two documented live session Losses of $500 and $357 respectively. And winning videos of $54, $46, $32 and today’s Massive win of $102 folks! A whopping total of $235 after LOSING over $800 folks! That’s a WIN of Negative $565 a month folks! That’s $6780 a year following the Bloat, just like Zach, Brandon, Demetrius, TJ, Cia, April Hill, Trent Law, JC Fit, Matt Bandas and all the other Millionaires in waiting did!!! Let that sink in!!



And if you doubt that sort of documentation, you’re just a deadbroke, jealous douchebag hater! Because Hurr hurr Masturbation beats conversation and Kyle is the #1 Squirts Bettor in the World!

Just look at all those Big Winning sports bets on the Dodgers, Braves and Orioles and all that money they made for the 12 Suckers paying the Colt Dolt! You too can live the Colt Life of Lying and Losing, folks. Just empty your wallets and your head while spreading your cheeks faster than Kyle did with Bryan Ockert!!!



Why hasn’t the “Number 1 Sports Bettor” shown a days worth of Sports bets in 3 weeks? Why is he playing table games to show the low rollers how to make $1-$3 bets when he swore off table games for the 27th time? Could it be he’s trying to distract everyone from the fact that he Lost his ass on the Dodgers annnnnnd Braves & is too much of a Pussy to show those alleged sports bets Every Single Day?

[zealanddonk]

Roulette live, Chrissy plays European Roulette for real money.

6.13k subscribers at time of viewing
Over 1 hour of nonsense ahead.
Start balance: $350.41
End balance $0.41 (hurr hurr)

Chrissy in a white hoody looking like its time for another Klan meeting.

Scene opens with a messy diagram that was either done by NVB or someone who isnt doing too well mentally.
Chrissy is trying to show something about second dozens but does not provide any statistical analysis that could be meaningful.
Just blue dashes.

Anyways lets watch and see what happens.

1m30 Chrissy rambles you can play European Spinny on the site he trusts, but its hard to find cheap Euro-Spinny in Vegas.

3m Chrissy now describes his diagram and rambles about empty real estate.
I'm pretty sure thats where he used to live when he was 20 in Cali

4m This is already idiocy and there is a full hour to go
"Hurr hurr 1/3rd of the wheel isnt 2nd dozen and thats a lot of space not to hit in"

Arguably Chrissy should do "analysis" on the columns rather than dozens.
However it is all effectively meaningless because he doesnt know the start position, and cannot predict distance travelled, therefore he cant accurately guess which area of the wheel.

The other flaw in Chrissy's argument is, for the American wheel, no two second dozen numbers touch.
This does not hold for European wheel where there is a fair amount of touching.

5m10 Chrissy ends with people dont understand the wheels are designed different.

5m45 Chrissy softly acknowledges that European wheel has better odds but "hurr hurr it depends on your strategy"
So for anything involving even money which he used to love, European is better.
For anything involving inside numbers, European is better.
For anything involving green hedging, European is better.
It is literally his "hurr hurr, two second dozen strategy" where it matters according to him.
Hurr hurr.

6m35 Chrissy shows "the link" that he uses a bitly random string link.

7m13 Chissy goes to a table and points out hurr hurr three second dozens just hit as well as Green.

7m45 Chrissy rambles that he hasnt played online much which is why its $350.41 and he did it for us.

9m18 Chrissy loses first bet ($1) rambles about video for low rollers and claims hes going to "follow the winner".

10m Chrissy claims a lot of people live vicacrously through him.
Ae those the same people who lived through Kyle Prescott's antics?

12m Chrissy rambles about people should watch him to learn from him

Chrissy makes some weird comment about 1st and 3rd dozen play in European Spinny.
13m58 Chrissy changes from follow the winner to opposite of follow the winner.
Remember folks, people should watch Chrissy to figure out which way he thinks the coin will land and how much to bet on same

14m30 Chrissy starts the sainted mother story because his suffering is the greatest suffering and therefore anyone who suffered less should do better than him
I strongly specific his father was trying to slap some sense into Chrissy when Chrissy went "Waterboy" on his father.

15m10 Cis White Male born late 70s whines that very few people in America have had a more challenging life than him.

15m40 Chrissy claims he'll show us how to make $100+ a day without leaving his house.

17m10 Chrissy reminds us you could make $100-200 a day which would be $3k to $6k a month
This from the guy who has shown less than $300 in 2 weeks

18m Chrissy notices a trend: "every time it hit 1st dozen it then went 2nd or 3rd"
You know, low sample size and ~66% chance.

19m28 Chrissy asks people to give him a "Stone Cold Steve Austin" in the Youtube comments.
The only SCSA I know is a wrestler.
Is that gay slang for meth or something else???

21m35 Chrissy really is an idiot.
Hurr hurr, 1st dozen went 3rd dozen.
After 3rd dozen it usually goes 1st or 2nd, hurr hurr.
Yeah, thats math.

22m40 Chrissy starts his hurr hurr 2-1 hurr bet two dozens rant
He modifies it by giving the fingers to the camera and flipping the bird.
if you have never seen this circus clown idiot perform before, you really should stop now

23m00 Chrissy starts getting maniac by swearing about dumb motherfuckers and whatever else
normally thats saved for when he is losing
Also, he's up $16 in 20 minutes, he should have bounced by now.

24m20 New dealer about to start so Chrissy wants a win so he can run away
Chrissy gives a premature hollar at ya boy and manages to lose his bet

26m Useful clip of Chriss saying "I'm an idiot"

28m05 Chrissy claims some people might say he talks too much so he leans into the camera and says
"great fuck off go somewhere else"
thats how you build an audience of new people, by insulting them

29m Chrissy wins $5 and gives a very effeminate hollar at ya boy

30m Chrissy rambles about making up "The Trend is your friend" but people have challenged him on it but he doesnt care.

33m New Dealer has been spinning back to back 1st dozens so Chrissy has been losing.
Rather than big boy mitchellgale for $90 total, Chrissy goes against the trend and bets $25 on high.
Despite the trend of low making more sense.

33m20 and it hits 17 so a second/third dozen combo would have won, but it woulda been too much of a big boy bet for Chrissy

37m some more losing and general idiocy, Chrissy wins one, and is now betting $25 on 2nd/3rd and red.
There are 6 numbers including Green that will lose for Chrissy so he's covering 83% of the board.

38m Sadly Chrissy wins and then tells us hurr hurr he meant to bet on Black.
What a fucking idiot.

41 Chrissy claims he normally deosnt play Green Zero online but will in an actual casino if he has a big boy bet ou that he's scared of losing.

42m Chrissy firing out some big boy bets because his dozens strategy with colour backup is failing.
He says "winner winner money for dinner" but looks it'll be bread or dick for him.

Chrissy throws out some emotional fucks, rather than laughing at his viewers.

44m10 Chrissy is now putting out 2 dozens, 2 columns covering 86% of the board

44m40 Chrissy forgets the law of confession and says hurr hurr if he loses all this money hurr hurr, whatever who cares what he said
He tries to justify he only started with $100.


45m10 Chrissy now rambles "hurr hurr, I had been profitable. If you are doing this at home, run away with your tiny profits and come back later hurr hurr"

48m Just when you thought this couldnt get worse: Chrissy has bets on 1st dozen, 2nd dozen, 1-18, black, 2nd column, 3rd column covering 92% of the board with a $55 bet

49m45 Chrissy claims he wins every single time he plays American Roulette bcause he is losing on European roulette

55m Chrissy points out he tells the chums to keep a notebook to track the dealers and how they spin
Thats defintiely $2000 a month advice right there.

59m Remember less than 20 minutes ago when Chrissy said he doesnt bet Green online
Chrissy bets Green, along with 1st and 2nd dozen and Red.
He's down to $58 in his bankroll and $52 on the table.
Even if Green hits its not enough to cover his loss for this bet.


More nonsense
1hr 2m 24s Despite Chrissy talking about $90 being a big boy bet earlier, he is almost gleeful at the idea of pushing his last $75 "All in" on Red.
You know, Chrissy invented that term even if other people claim it was created before he was born.

1hr 4m 10s Chrissy starts making excuses

So basically, a maniac video where he makes a dick of himself early and then rinses.
Theres a couple of usable clips here and there but generally this is not worth watching.

[zealanddonk]

The comments on that nonsense video are classic as well.
One person says Plaza Downtown Vegas has European Roulette for $15

Someone called "Tallguytrucker7864" (hopefully one of us or a chrissy hater) claims he was in Vegas yesterday and saw 3rd dozen not hitting for 21 spins in a row.
The follow up comments are terrible.

Dave4524 points out it doesnt matter how the numbers are grouped, every number has an equal chance.
Clown comments on that.

[crudebar]

Continues to tell us "won 5k here in 3 min, won 1k here in 10 min." then when he goes live he puts in 1k and runs as soon as he makes $50 or $100 dollars.

Come on Chris, put 20k in the machine and play $100 starting bets on your progression system and show us how it's done. haha

It's still quite adorable that now he believes electronic roulette is the new holy grail. The guy wins a few times at a game in a particular setting and now believes he can't lose...

It should be rather obvious to anyone with a few brain cells that he hasn't been winning(let alone NEVER losing) at any of his other gambling endeavors and why he keeps moving from thing to thing. Now electronic roulette that spins the ball at the same speed(and something about bumps) is the NEW way to print money.

[Phantom Limb]

The Donktown Dumbass just lost $1000 in 18 minutes. That's like $3333 an hour folks. $26,668 a day as a J.O.B.

Half a million a month

Over 6 million a year.

Let that sink in.

And the excuses keep on cummin....

Update: I just started at the end but it turns out he lost it in LESS than 5 minutes.

[1dollarboxcar]

watch Krusty the Clown donk off 1k in 5 min. here.... and then make a ton of excuses for another 15 min.... LMAO LOL LMBO....))))))))))

he's so great at making comebacks..... but failed to even attempt....

https://files.catbox.moe/qqzb58.mp4

[1dollarboxcar]

just watched it in the entirety after downloading.... at the very very end with1 second to go when he thinks the live ended.... he gives out a little

" wow " out loud.... like BOY DID I EVER FUCK UP....!!!!! LOL )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[zealanddonk]

Hurr hurr, dont all of you haters understand he wrote this script 3 months ago about showing continuous losses at Spinny so he can claim God told him to make sports bets instead?
Hurr hurr!



I'll review Chrissy's latest nonsense in about an hour although it sounds like its been picked pretty clean already.

[TheRivers]

He thinks the odds of hitting six middle dozen in a row are one in a million. Well Chrissy, the odds are actually a little more than one in a thousand. But when it happens you will lose nearly 2000 times your base bet (based on using the Grand Martingale (yes that’s what it’s actually called)). Whereas all the times it doesn’t happen you might win anywhere from 1-5 times your base bet. In the long run…you’re going to lose.

[crudebar]

If you didn't know better, you would assume the ending is parody---especially with him claiming the biggest reason he lost was because nobody else was playing. People really see this and pay him to teach them how to gamble? Dumbfounding!

He looks at random results and thinks everything is basically a million or a billion to 1 to occur(same as he believes everything invented before his lifetime was invented by Einstein)

He is as empty headed as it comes. He is actually lucky he has an education in MLM, it's the only thing keeping him afloat. He is so naive and such a male bimbo it's astonishing he even made it to 44(or however old he is)

The other topic is that this is pretty eye opening that he really doesn't have much money---Question is who was the bank for his sports bets?(which don't seem to be a thing right now. Missed all of sunday football and baseball playoffs) Could daddy Foster put his own money up because he got into sports betting and thought maybe Chris knew something about sports?

He was already chasing when he did the roulette video. The evidence being that he started right off the bat with a $50 bet. What did he lose 4 in a row and was already cleaned out of the 1k. haha. He would have started much smaller if he wasn't already chasing. Maybe he had a bet on the Astros and went "fuck this" and tried to chase on roulette.

[BedWetterBettor]

I thought the Bloat was the Master of Digging Himself out of Holes? Or did he mean he was Masturbating Loads into Other Dude’s holes???



Surely if he was able to overcome a 6k hole at WinStar with Zachy boy present, he could have beat this measly $1000 deficit?



Or the Tall Tale of his Biggest Comeback in Vegas where he was allegedly in a 45K hole and Mike Schulkins watched him Cum back to get $5000 profit and give the dealer a $1000 tip to boot! That surely wasn’t a lie or a blatant exaggeration? And why wouldn’t the bloat just use that same Strategy and Do Whatever it takes on a Live stream to recover a pittance such as $1000!?!?



For a guy who brags about constantly making money despite going down early because of aggressive betting, he’s already struck out 3 times on video for $500, $357 and $1000 respectively! Guess that’s the real Colt Goat Life documented for All to see!!



Folks, I’ve figured out why Chrissy went down and couldn’t get it back up this time… He’s used to Having Older men named Bryan and Bob Go Down first!!!

[1dollarboxcar]

so with the recent big losses on sports bets.... the degenerate spinny play.... does this mean Krissy will be looking for another pay day loan...???

LMAO LOL LMBO..... )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) ))))))))

[BedWetterBettor]

so with the recent big losses on sports bets.... the degenerate spinny play.... does this mean Krissy will be looking for another pay day loan...???

LMAO LOL LMBO..... )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) ))))))))

Nope, he just proved why he’s the Bloat! He made his Big ComeBack….


Of $64, Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!



Back to back days with Spinny pre-recorded annnnnnnd Live streams where he loses 20 times what he profited, lol!

Gonna be a fun few days for ZD and all of us if this sort of degen behavior continues!



Here’s a comment basically exposing all of Chrissy’s stupidity and contradictions. This dude better not hold his breath waiting on that 5k live play session!

And by the lack of Sushi Dinner photos, documentation that proves a Winning bet as we all know, the Colt Dolt clearly Lost on the Astros tonight and isn't looking good on those Dead Broke D-Backs, currently down 3 runs to Philly!

* 1 week ago * "Hurr hurr I like to wait a few games into the playoff to place BIG bets so I can see the Playoff series trends"


3 Weeks with No Bets or Sushi Dinner documentation equals More Losses for Squirtstopher!

[1dollarboxcar]

new online spinny play just dropped.... i haven't watched it yet.... you can watch it here https://files.catbox.moe/bptfdo.mp4

[1dollarboxcar]

in his latest video... he shows off his 1st grade math skillzzzz at the 12:14 mark....