Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

No surprises here.
Chrissy's latest nonsense with online gambling has 2000+ views in "1 day" awhich came out later than the "here's a boat" video which has 1200 ish.

As much as Chrissy sells life style, people want to watch him donk off his money and tell funny stories about what distracted him.

[BedWetterBettor]

No surprises here.
Chrissy's latest nonsense with online gambling has 2000+ views in "1 day" awhich came out later than the "here's a boat" video which has 1200 ish.

As much as Chrissy sells life style, people want to watch him donk off his money and tell funny stories about what distracted him.

Yup, he also exposed himself (sort of) by posting his bullshit about getting 1 million views total and showing that he had 800 new subs in 28 days! Not an impossible feat but seems to fit the mold of purchasing 900-1000 subs a month! It was literally hitting at 30 subs per day as I pointed out a few days ago and this basically proves it.



Of course YT doesn’t see the blatant issue with this and will let it slide again. Probably the same way he got 1 million views and every single video has less than 10 comments from real people and the same 3 or 4 bought commenters type the same thing every day!

[PositiveVariance]

The thing I absolutely love is the fact that there is a 99.99% chance that “his” channel is in Stacy’s name. His previous channel was in his name. After Youtube terminated his channel, he had another back up channel that quickly got terminated and then there was “Stacy’s channel”. Since you have to apply to be monitized, there is no way he would apply in his own name. It would be an automatic denial. So Chrissy had to suck it up while looking down at his bitch tits and crying while he typed Stacy’s information into Youtube. Chrissy, how does it feel to have Your Youtube revenue in your wife’s name? Stacy, how does it feel to have your bisexual husband take your money and dump every dollar at the Baccarat tables, pretending to be a Professional Gambler? HaHaHa

[Forum Wars]

"Theres been a lot of groups" is one of the most hilarious insights to all of this.

Will be interesting if Brandon still buys the colouring in books or not.

Had to post this video again as I was researching "does Brandon still buy the colouring in books" --- good question ZD. There are two pretty funny things from this about-6-month-old-video from the sparsely attended (3 people) first Masturb Mind:

#1. it shows (go to 13:15) that Believer Brandon seriously believed he would be a millionaire with this hogwash by the end of 2022! Because you know, he had the right mindset!!!



#2. I think I figured out who the 3rd believer was that followed Chrissy to the first MasterMind BS Circle Jerk. Go to 3:35 in the vid and listen til 3:43...

I think we have a voiceprint match for the HabitMaster, aka Stephanie A l d r i c h (aka the Dentist from Akron) who can be heard there being all folksy and mesmerized by Chrissy's chocolate cigar:



Chrissy found gold in these first 3 recruits.

[TheRivers]

Yea it is looking like the good Doctor Aldrich may have jumped ship as well (or made to walk the plank). Much like Brandon and JC the Barber I don’t see her liking or commenting on CM’s stuff anymore.

Also of note…the man from Samoa (Penne) also seems to have stopped commenting or liking and has not updated his own page in quite some time.

[BedWetterBettor]

Zach is back, with his terrible looking Ginger beard!



Anyone looking for life insurance, I’ve got a pre filled application you send over to Zachy!

Name - Kyle Kirk Prescott

DOB - 1/9/79

Height - 4’11”

Weight - On Roids… 148 lbs. Off roids 105 lbs.

Known Ailments - AIDS, Herpes, & Clap

Smoker - Does Dong Smoking count? If so, Heavy!!!


And a Big Happy Berfday to Non Verbal Bubs, may you Ook many times at your Costco Birthday cake and enjoy the toys your blackmailed grandparents bought you whilst two shitty parents sing to you in words you can’t understand!

[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy lost $1500 on the Chiefs and looks like another $1160 on a prop bet or the same game. Now why would El Bloato place 2 separate bets on the same game? He’ll probably Chrissy splain it as “Hurrrr durrr, I had a good feeling and wanted to bet more and I did folks! But see derrrrp I was tired and bet the wrong line and that’s why I lost, otherwise I’m the Colt goat and lose 1% of the time, except all the bets I don’t show which I lose 100% of the time!”

But I’m betting Druff was right, that someone is fronting him money to place bets and he’s taking a cut!



Only other thing of interest is no sooner than I call him out for the fake subs and posters like Weerobot, the fake account gives a “donation”! Now that couldn’t be Kyle controlling it or telling the owner to make that donation and he would pay them back??? More lies and deception easily seen by my eyes and I hope no one is dumb enough to donate to this cock sucker!

Couldn’t sit through his insufferable voice or that horrid thumbnail pic! I’ll let ZD tear this one apart!

[zealanddonk]

No surprises here.
Chrissy's latest nonsense with online gambling has 2000+ views in "1 day" awhich came out later than the "here's a boat" video which has 1200 ish.

As much as Chrissy sells life style, people want to watch him donk off his money and tell funny stories about what distracted him.

Yup, he also exposed himself (sort of) by posting his bullshit about getting 1 million views total and showing that he had 800 new subs in 28 days! Not an impossible feat but seems to fit the mold of purchasing 900-1000 subs a month! It was literally hitting at 30 subs per day as I pointed out a few days ago and this basically proves it.



Of course YT doesn’t see the blatant issue with this and will let it slide again. Probably the same way he got 1 million views and every single video has less than 10 comments from real people and the same 3 or 4 bought commenters type the same thing every day!

Keep in mind some of his shorts that fealt with TSA were picked up by fringe nutters because hurr durr TSA and had a lot of views (didnt one have 40 000 views that didnt make sense otherwise?)

[1dollarboxcar]

what a Degen stupid gambler he is. in todays video which i only skimmed through, he Krissysplains the mitchellgale ( again ) and claims because of the mitchellgale it offsets the "risk" cause you know that doesn't get you to risk of ruin faster.... also in the beginning of the video i coulda swore he said that later on he was so confident in KC covering the spread that he bet it again but at a different amount lol what a dumbass Degen !!

[Tariq Reed]

I think the best part of today's video is simply that he shows that he's down $2,660 after only the first day of the gambling week, with 6 days to go.

He normally only shows a full week of daily wins/losses after he knows he's had an overall positive week.

So I'm thinking that he's either got to go on a massive (and potentially financially damaging) online gambling spree this week to show that he will still end up positive for the week, or if he blows more big money this week trying to get positive, he will not show the weekly result and simply say that his schedule was too busy for him to do any more gambling. That's right, so busy he couldn't even gamble while on the toilet taking his daily poop.

Another possibility is that he will do another brick & mortar casino video and just show us some chips and say that he won $10,000 there, and so therefore he's up $7,500 for the week.

So I'm definitely looking forward to see how this plays out.

[zealanddonk]

Without watching the video, is it possible the losses relate to the Sunday Night Tugalong and his elite chums club, so people know he toasted it?

Or potentially he bragged about planned sports bets for monday in the sunday night session and they lost.

[zealanddonk]

@BWB
"Maybe it’s deter the unsatisfied dolts from asking for their “money back guarantee”? If he shows them that HE lost, they might hold back on getting their “guaranteed” refund!"

I'm not sure that would get him off the hook.
As others have said, he would not likely be refunding anyone anyways, but given the service is to show hes a winner, by being a loser that should justify a refund.

That and his claim of 6 losing days doesnt help his case either.

[Tariq Reed]

@BWB
"Maybe it’s deter the unsatisfied dolts from asking for their “money back guarantee”? If he shows them that HE lost, they might hold back on getting their “guaranteed” refund!"

I'm not sure that would get him off the hook.
As others have said, he would not likely be refunding anyone anyways, but given the service is to show hes a winner, by being a loser that should justify a refund.

That and his claim of 6 losing days doesnt help his case either.

From 20:10 to 20:40 of today's video, CM tells us that in last Sunday's elite coaching call, he created a special recipe for success (another one?) for each of the members to follow.

He even promised his members that if they followed his directions exactly, every single one of them will make massive profits this week by the time they get together again next Sunday.

But of course he then says "but we'll see if they followed my directions".... so naturally it's not the directions that are at fault, it's the member's fault for not getting it right.

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy has a short where he claims to make $10k you just need $25k, start with $200 bets and win 50 times.
He also claims he's dont that in an hour.

So as a refresh, your goal should be to win 3% a day, or 10% a day, or 40% a day because the story keeps changing.

[zealanddonk]

And today's nonsense:

Thumbnail is Chrissy looking like a psycho uncle fester which will scare small children and potential investors.

Video itself is:
Roulette Strategy (Even/Odd)- Christopher Mitchell Plays Roulette LIVE.
27m45s of chrissy gambling and associated nonsense.
Wearing his red I am the g.o.a.t tshirt since he literally bought 10 of them.

Start balance: $1971 after some self inflicted fuckery

The opening shot is the one Tariq posted of Chrissy with 2 big boy sports bets ($1500 and $1160) that both lost.
And hes in the hole for $2660 for the week.

Given his continuous crowing about how great a sports bettor he is, this seems like an unusual tack.


Chris flaps his gums about being honest and transparent but claims he averages $2500 a week online for $10k a month.
Hard to keep up with all of Chrissy's income streams, and didnt he say his goal was $150k a month, yet this is now a fraction of it?

Who knows.

He has a stupid grin on his face when he's trying to tell us this like its a complete lie .

Based on 2 weeks of documentation, he is an average loser of $50/week which lets be honest he could only dream about that.

Chrissy explains its the Chiefs' fault they couldnt beat a 7 point spread, not his fault being a fucking halfwit.

Claims he has a busy week ahead but will try to hit $5k to balance it.


5m19s chrissy finally gets to the roulette table to demonstrate his odds and evens winning strategy.

5m45 First excuse for this session comes out
Says he'll be on even, puts chips on Red, excuse "its late at night".

you know its rent money time because Chrissy just prayed that God would keep him awake and alert for this session
He should REBUKE SATAN and the hot pitchfork that SATAN wants to ram into chrissy's bottom.

And he keeps losing so goes from $11 to $120 bet rather quickly.

10m45s Normal Chrissy-isms, follow the trend, lose, lose, random bet size for no reason, and "gotta pay attention because dealer is about to change"

11m5s In a very unfortunatel foreshadowing of Zachy and his own careers, Chrissy advertises beat off juice.

11m 45s Breat off juice must contain either alcohol or hopium because he claims the last dealer was very predictable [after losing 4 in a row]

12m15s Chrissy tells us a story about a recent casino trip where one dealer spun 10 blacks in a row, next dealer spun 7 blacks in a row.

We know it might be vaguely true because if chrissy had been following the trend as he claims to do he would have won roughly 16 times in a row (depending when he actually started and stopped)

13m 5s CONTINUITY ERROR
Chrissy tells us by playing online you can print money on demand.
Chrissy forgets less than 15 minutes earlier he was showing us he burnt $2660.

15m Our first hollar at ya boooy.

18m Clearly Beat off Juice has hopium in it
Still claims to be the greatest and when he has a loss he's happy to share it.
So, where's all the documentatio of the $112k losing sessions?

19m Peels off more eexcuses why he doesnt gamble online.
Claims he has a personal coach (I'm sure that guy looked at chrissy the way chrissy looked at Zachy)

20m As Tariq pointed out, Chrissy claims he gave an even better new recipe to his elite chums club members and it'll be big boy profits all around.
I wonder if that incldues "bet the chiefs".
Chrissy wins a $25 bet and gives another hollar at ya boy.
Legit, he's playing for rent money.

20m 45s Chrissy gives another excuse for why he cant stay up and win big
It's late.
Forget doing what it takes.
He also claims he's going to shower NVB with "Blessings" tomorrow for Bubs' birthday.
NVB going to learn real quick to take cold hard cash and not nonsense from anyone.

23m We know its late because Chrissy says Fuck twice.
And he's winning, why he so angry?

26m chrissy brags about winning just over $200 in 20 mintues because l.o.l "I didnt waver".
He stuck with his odds and evens coin flip as opposed to hi/lo flip or red/black flip.

27m Truth or Lie or Half Truth?
Chrissy has re-instated the donate button and claims all money from it goes to feeding the poor.
Does he mean himself?


And video ends.

I wonder how many $99 tips he sold of "bet chiefs" and how many repeat customers that'll get him.

[BedWetterBettor]

Well, as I rep’d for ZD, I figured why not expose Chrissy again as a fool!

Here’s his “latest” short!



But here’s his uploads from a Month ago!!



Not as bad as him using the same footage from the hotel trips to pass off as recent visits, but proves he’s desperate for views. Isn’t there a YT policy against uploading old videos again as new ones for the purpose of farming views and likes?

[TheRivers]

Folks, the next Great Depression is coming. They only way you’re going to survive is to pay money to Christopher Mirchell so he can show you how to have casinos pay your bills. Otherwise you'll be dead broke with no job and no money. Hurry up while the casinos have money left to give.

[zealanddonk]

And Chrissy really went to donktown today on FB with an exceedingly long post:

Blah blah blah "world is ending " blah blah blah.
People losing jobs blah blah.

Then claims you cant control bitcoin or the stockmarket (true) but you can control how much you win at the casino.
Then he starts a long rant abou winning at the caisno.

He even throws in that christians believe gambling is a sin: Does this mean he's no longer a christian?
Does this mean Keithy, Zachy and others REBUKED Chrissy and hes butthurt over it?
It would explain why we havent seen any church videos in a long time.

Speaking of, another Retcon is probably coming given Chrissy claimed God told him to move to Frisco to be close to Keithy...

[BedWetterBettor]

Certainly sounds like he’s getting pushback from the circle jerk offs! We know Brandon has jumped ship and Zach doesn’t believe in his bullshit anymore! There’s likely others who have seen the light and refuse to pay Pastor Prescott any more for his horse shit strategies.

And the admission of the Chiefs loss proves he doesn’t win at sports all the time and it cost him the faith of his loyal sheep who lost on that game too along with the Mets series! At least he can bet on Ping Pong…lmao!

[BeatTheJerk]

Certainly sounds like he’s getting pushback from the circle jerk offs! We know Brandon has jumped ship and Zach doesn’t believe in his bullshit anymore! There’s likely others who have seen the light and refuse to pay Pastor Prescott any more for his horse shit strategies.

And the admission of the Chiefs loss proves he doesn’t win at sports all the time and it cost him the faith of his loyal sheep who lost on that game too along with the Mets series! At least he can bet on Ping Pong…lmao!

I got questions in the Mikki thread for some of you posters that frequent this thread.