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    strat / equity question: whats the best night to go to a rural Walmart?

    Scenario A: 9pm Saturday night -

    Plusses:

    - Most registers open
    - Those slow roasted chickens will probably be available in the food court
    - Sun is down which makes for a relaxing drive through the Catskills

    Negatives:

    - Monticello has this massive Jew-munity so the second the sun goes down, Walmart becomes swamped with incredibly dour orthodox jews, bickering with eachother, themselves, and their God over prices, how kosher something is, so on.
    - More people = more diseases floating around, more germs and bacteria infecting everything.
    - Also these are not attractive people. Also maneuvering around them in the isles is an endless parade of horror.



    Scenario B: midnight, Saturday night

    Plusses:

    - Fewer weird diseases floating around
    - Fewer methed out catastrophies drifting around the road en route
    - Sun definitely down which is nice

    Negatives:

    - Fewer registers open
    - Definitely not getting one of those slow roasted chickens at midnight
    - Still a Jewbalee (but less so)
    - Drunk drivers starting to be a concern around this time


    I feel like the midnight Walmart run has more equity here but Im looking for community input.



    edit: Really bad thread title, totally misleading.

     
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    Last edited by sonatine; 09-08-2012 at 05:07 PM.

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