Here's a story of a run in with the police I had around 7 years ago.

I had just bought my sl55 and was driving up longboat key drunk as a skunk at around 11 pm on a Sunday. I had a fucking headlight sensor go bad so one of the lights was out. Naturally a police car drove by me, once they u turned I knew I was toast. Two cars, one guy one girl police officer. They approached the car. I had both my hands on steering wheel. They asked me if I had been drinking and I said yes. They then did a sobriety test which they said I failed. I asked them what they thought my BA was and they said probably right at .08% which is the limit here.

I looked at them and said what are we going to do here officers? They looked at each other, kinda shrugged, and said if you don't mind leaving your car at the gas station they pulled me over in front of they will drive me where I was going. I got my one time. Fucking pulled the car into a spot. They frisked me before I entered the cruiser and they drove me to my then girlfriends place.

After that ordeal the cops can do no wrong in my eyes. DUI is serious fucking business in Florida. I also don't drink an drive ever since then.