New user titles

[Dan Druff]

Decided to update the default user titles, which had been in place since I started the site in March 2012.

The previous titles, which would automatically update based upon number of posts, were: n00b, Member, Contributor.

The new titles are: Cubic Zirconia, Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum, Diamond, Plutonium.

People with custom titles are not affected.

If you would like a different set of titles, perhaps ones unique to this community, post your suggestions.

I demand my own, user specific, title of my liking.
Todd, are you ready to meet my demands?


Where is Tyde? What happened? Can we not have anything nice around here?

Everything fell apart after you left.

I had to mercifully put Tyde down, but now Deal the Clueless Canadonk has risen in his place.

Regarding your demands, I think I'm ready to meet them, but I can't give an advance promise, as you're a very demanding woman.

But give me a try.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

MURPHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Did you get the Lemon and Orange Ramadan Crescent cookies I sent to your residence? I never got a thank you letter. Don't tell me your boyfriend and kids ate them all without telling you!

P.S. Accept my facebook friends request ASAP.

P.P.S. I'm MuhammadAllahAkbar69 on snapchat and IG.

P.P.P.S. Obv your user title is Murphy's Law

P.P.P.P.S. Happy 9/11

[The_Lurker]

Every time this thread gets bumped to the top, I read it as new user titties

[Dan Druff]

Every time this thread gets bumped to the top, I read it as new user titties

Fair. Even I get confused by the title, and I'm the one who started it.

In my defense, I expected just a few posts here and thought the thread would die. I didn't realize that this harmless thread would attract so much pathetic trolling.

User titles = serious biz.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Every time this thread gets bumped to the top, I read it as new user titties

Fair. Even I get confused by the title, and I'm the one who started it.

In my defense, I expected just a few posts here and thought the thread would die. I didn't realize that this harmless thread would attract so much pathetic trolling.

User titles = serious biz.

Thanks for clearing that up and thank you for granting my request for user title "Diamond". Also Tyde stopped posting way before Katie got here so I don't know what that bird is talking about.

[The_Lurker]

Fair. Even I get confused by the title, and I'm the one who started it.

In my defense, I expected just a few posts here and thought the thread would die. I didn't realize that this harmless thread would attract so much pathetic trolling.

User titles = serious biz.

Thanks for clearing that up and thank you for granting my request for user title "Diamond". Also Tyde stopped posting way before Katie got here so I don't know what that bird is talking about.

Your new avatar reminds me of a poster on NWP named Sheboonpickins

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Thanks for clearing that up and thank you for granting my request for user title "Diamond". Also Tyde stopped posting way before Katie got here so I don't know what that bird is talking about.

Your new avatar reminds me of a poster on NWP named Sheboopickins

You mean She Boon Pickens? That was also me. Sam Ting.

[The_Lurker]

Your new avatar reminds me of a poster on NWP named Sheboonpickins

You mean She Boon Pickens? That was also me. Sam Ting.

No shit?

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

limitles: he's from Montana and havin you on


I figured as much. But he's not from Montana. The lurker puts on for all of the 4 O sicks. I just put on for my city.

[Kilgore Trout]

Fair. Even I get confused by the title, and I'm the one who started it.

In my defense, I expected just a few posts here and thought the thread would die. I didn't realize that this harmless thread would attract so much pathetic trolling.

User titles = serious biz.

Thanks for clearing that up and thank you for granting my request for user title "Diamond". Also Tyde stopped posting way before Katie got here so I don't know what that bird is talking about.

Who is Katie and who are demanding accept your Facebook request? No I didn't get your Ramadan cookies, I would have devoured them if I did.

I oddly, have a strange Facebook request - I'm wondering if that's you? I just snap- deleted Larry Laffer's request and unless this other profile identifies himself, he'll also be rejected.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Thanks for clearing that up and thank you for granting my request for user title "Diamond". Also Tyde stopped posting way before Katie got here so I don't know what that bird is talking about.

Who is Katie and who are demanding accept your Facebook request? No I didn't get your Ramadan cookies, I would have devoured them if I did.

I oddly, have a strange Facebook request - I'm wondering if that's you? I just snap- deleted Larry Laffer's request and unless this other profile identifies himself, he'll also be rejected.

Brittney Griner's Clit does not respond to Bronze rated posters.

[Kilgore Trout]

Who is Katie and who are demanding accept your Facebook request? No I didn't get your Ramadan cookies, I would have devoured them if I did.

I oddly, have a strange Facebook request - I'm wondering if that's you? I just snap- deleted Larry Laffer's request and unless this other profile identifies himself, he'll also be rejected.

Brittney Griner's Clit does not respond to Bronze rated posters.

...and I don't negotiate with terrorists, as-salamu alaykum, asshole.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Brittney Griner's Clit does not respond to Bronze rated posters.

...and I don't negotiate with terrorists, as-salamu alaykum, asshole.

Brittney Griner's Clit does not respond to Bronze rated posters.

[Kilgore Trout]

Settle down Harry. That's an order and not a suggestion.
Now.

[LarryLaffer]

Thanks for clearing that up and thank you for granting my request for user title "Diamond". Also Tyde stopped posting way before Katie got here so I don't know what that bird is talking about.

Who is Katie and who are demanding accept your Facebook request? No I didn't get your Ramadan cookies, I would have devoured them if I did.

I oddly, have a strange Facebook request - I'm wondering if that's you? I just snap- deleted Larry Laffer's request and unless this other profile identifies himself, he'll also be rejected.

So.....that's funny. because after running your mouth just now you sent me a friend request on facebook (I took a nice screen shot of it) and then either deleted your profile or blocked me, only after I blocked you first.

By the way, before i forget, she also accepted me on her instagram account which she also keeps private. but she didn't really want to mention that because she thought it was funny to make you twits think i was a creeper.

[LarryLaffer]

Settle down Harry. That's an order and not a suggestion.
Now.

maybe a suggestion for you is to shut the fuck up before I return the favor of shitty made photoshops featuring you.

[Kilgore Trout]

Who is Katie and who are demanding accept your Facebook request? No I didn't get your Ramadan cookies, I would have devoured them if I did.

I oddly, have a strange Facebook request - I'm wondering if that's you? I just snap- deleted Larry Laffer's request and unless this other profile identifies himself, he'll also be rejected.

So.....that's funny. because after running your mouth just now you sent me a friend request on facebook (I took a nice screen shot of it) and then either deleted your profile or blocked me, only after I blocked you first.

By the way, before i forget, she also accepted me on her instagram account which she also keeps private. but she didn't really want to mention that because she thought it was funny to make you twits think i was a creeper.
.

To be clear - I signed into my account to block you and accidentally sent you a friend request - which I deleted. I don't owe you an explanation and not until now - this post - did I find you to be an actual threat of any type. You went too far - not just with me but with others who have commented that you've crossed a line. I was going to take the time to once and for all expose you for your drama, lies and bullshit - I think it would make for a great read for the fellas but you're not fucking worth my time or effort. So, while it was nice being back for a day or two - I'm out of here. For good. If and only if Druff wants to once and for all deal little Marc - I'll consider returning - but not before that.

[Baron Von Strucker]

So.....that's funny. because after running your mouth just now you sent me a friend request on facebook (I took a nice screen shot of it) and then either deleted your profile or blocked me, only after I blocked you first.

By the way, before i forget, she also accepted me on her instagram account which she also keeps private. but she didn't really want to mention that because she thought it was funny to make you twits think i was a creeper.
.

To be clear - I signed into my account to block you and accidentally sent you a friend request - which I deleted. I don't owe you an explanation and not until now - this post - did I find you to be an actual threat of any type. You went too far - not just with me but with others who have commented that you've crossed a line. I was going to take the time to once and for all expose you for your drama, lies and bullshit - I think it would make for a great read for the fellas but you're not fucking worth my time or effort. So, while it was nice being back for a day or two - I'm out of here. For good. If and only if Druff wants to once and for all deal little Marc - I'll consider returning - but not before that.

Great so NO titties I guess then.

Some HOF tittie thread dude. Shout out to the lurker for trying.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Don't let this bronze poster hold you down Larry. She's a total heightist anyway.

[WillieMcFML]

Who is Katie and who are demanding accept your Facebook request? No I didn't get your Ramadan cookies, I would have devoured them if I did.

I oddly, have a strange Facebook request - I'm wondering if that's you? I just snap- deleted Larry Laffer's request and unless this other profile identifies himself, he'll also be rejected.

So.....that's funny. because after running your mouth just now you sent me a friend request on facebook (I took a nice screen shot of it) and then either deleted your profile or blocked me, only after I blocked you first.

By the way, before i forget, she also accepted me on her instagram account which she also keeps private. but she didn't really want to mention that because she thought it was funny to make you twits think i was a creeper.

so, you stalked her on multiple social media platforms and now you're mad bro? oh, ok