@ Druff,
Not sure if you are attempting to get Chrissy’s FB page nuked but if you are, check out this screen shot. His Contact Info is http://www.GoatLifeCash.com
If you click on the link, and this is no surprise, it takes you to his affiliate linked Betonline’s home page. Just wondering if Facebook allows redirected links to gambling sites?
The problem with FB is they will allow obvious Scams to fly on their platform as long as they do not directly Violate their terms of service.
In this case, Squirtstopher is merely sharing a link to BOL and not actually offering something like Free Cash or Contest Giveaways with the ruse of you signing up to BOL through his affiliate link.
Merely providing the link is not a foul, as it is then the Sucker's decision whether or not to sign up for the service or not.
It's not like those Fake contest giveaways for a Boat, Sports Car or RV that saps like Dave Pruett constantly participate in. Not realizing it's stealing their info and all their friend's info to sell to companies and small time scammers.
Speaking of small time scammer, Masturbator Mitchell removed yesterday's live Spinny video and replaced it with a new one where he shows how to make 50k... by making $137... hahahaha
And how does he prove this works you ask??
Well... with Hand Written Index Cards of course!!!
Hair Club for Deadbroke Douchebags President Ariel Gonzalez tells us Chrissy is killing it. Sort of like the poor creature sitted atop Ariel's head!
And you just KNOW this is feasible because he also hand wrote in circled small print "So Easy".... LOL!
Wonder if Chrissy is going to get the song rights from Axl Rose to use that classic song as his video intro going forward? I mean he was proclaiming that he was going to build a Mega church where GnR and Snoop Dogg give daily sermons and all pews will have Cup Holders for Cardinal Kyle to Drop Big Loads in!
here's another Guru on his way to a $100k with his " best stragedies " .... looks like he had a bad day....
Bird Brain been awfully quiet lately.... probably counting his millions in the Philippines ??
Nah, he’s bettin those high rolling 56 cent bets on XFL and UFL games, lol. He also posted about a sign that talks about “Bi” and “Gay” attorneys… But yea he’s totally straight folks!Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
He probably lost his ass following Chrissy’s sports bets and Chrissy’s curse on Boston and Colorado reaches its Apex…
Hahahaha, the number one sports bettor sure Sucks at picking series winners and if he wasn’t already a broke Masturbating Midget Moron, he’d have some serious karma coming his way… oh wait!
Chrissy must sit there and wonder how BWB always knows his sports picks, even though he doesn't post most of them publicly.
Chrissy with another defeated and dejected post stating "hurr hurr Someday is Today..."
Obviously a veiled reference to some potential sucker saying “Yea I’ll sign up and pay you $999… someday!?!”
Yes Kyle... Someday those videos of you and Bryan Ockert will be shared for All to See... maybe today?
Someday the wrong person will get scammed and visit your rented condo in the Affinity Community in Summerlin!
Someday your son will learn how to Google search Kyle Prescott Chris Mitchell and see those Squirting photos... could be today! Let that Sink in!!
#Colt Life Baby
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 05-18-2024 at 10:50 AM.
I received this spam in my email today. It reminded me of Chrissy. I thought about how great it would be if he could no longer scam people out of their money.
Wishful thinking on my part.
There is (and has been for a long time) something called the "seafarers minimum wage". It's an international agreement among companies which operate at sea, regarding the minimum wage they will pay all crew members. It was established in 1946, and keeps rising with inflation.@ Druff or anyone who knows the answer to my question. At least thirty years ago, the ships would distribute empty envelopes in the passenger's cabins for tipping the waiters, bus boys and the cabin steward. Back then, the recommended daily tips were $6.00 per day for the waiters and cabin stewards and $3.00 per day for the bus boys. It was customary for the passengers to hand out the tips on the last day of the cruise. Rumor had it that the servant type employees were only making around 3o cents per hour and their tips were crucial for them to make a living. On the morning of the debarkation but prior to the passengers exiting the ship, I saw a waiter and his bus boy confront a passenger who did not show up for dinner on the last night of the cruise and never gave him or his busboy their cash tips. Fast forward to when the cruise industry started tacking on these tips to their passenger's credit cards. If as you say, the auto-generated tips are pocketed by the cruise companies, how is it possible for the staff to make livable wages? I am only talking about the waiters, bus boys and cabin stewards. The rest of the staff and contract show people do not depend on tips.
I can give you more details on this, because I used to take a lot of these cruises in the 2010s.
The "free cruises" are a marketing partnership. The casino does not pay the cruise line, and the cruise line does not pay the casino. It's basically a way to get the land casino's losing gamblers onboard, where it's assumed a fair number of them will shoot off in the onboard casino.
There is no play requirement onboard. You can completely stay out of the casino, and nobody will care, nor will it affect your status or comps on land.
The "port fees" thing is a semi-scam. The land casino tells you that you're responsible for "port charges, fees, and taxes", and you assume it's just charges the cruise line has to pay at the ports which are passed onto the customer.
In reality, the port fees and taxes are fairly minimal, but the cruise line tacks on a $200 or so (per person) "admin fee", just because they can. So the cruise is never free. It's actually $200 plus port charges & taxes. Still a great deal, but not free.
You are also expected to pay a $15 or so per person per day "gratuity" which is automatically added to your account. These tend to be difficult to opt out of. In fact, some lines like NCL make you do it by mail when you're back home. These aren't real gratuities, and in fact are pocketed by the cruise line. Another industry semi-scam.
Cruising requires a lot of expertise and experience regarding how to get value, not waste money, and get the most out of your experience. Chrissy is a moron and a fake rich guy, so no doubt he will fuck it all up, AAAAAAAAND lose his ass in the onboard casino.
Back when cash tips were the norm, I always wondered how many peoplet squandered their tip money before the cruise was over. Esepcially those that love gambling in the casinos.
It is monthly, rather than hourly, and is far lower than the US minimum wage. At the moment, the seafarers minimum wage is $666/month.
Why would anyone work for $666/month? Because typically companies also cover room and board for all employees at sea, meaning that their personal expenses are quite low. This is appealing to third world residents, who can essentially live for free on the ship, and send their entire salary back home to their family -- a salary which is typically higher than they'd make back home.
The seafarers minimum wage has always applied to cruise ship workers, so the stories of them making 30c per hour -- even back in the 1990s -- are bullshit.
There were some complaints that the tipping on cruise ships unfairly awarded customer-facing employees (waiters, busboys, stewards, bartenders, maitre d's), while screwing crew members who did not directly interface with customers.
The cruise industry announced maybe 2 decades ago that the cash tipping in envelopes would be ending, and instead passengers would be charged a per day "gratuity" which would be split amongst all lower level crew. This delighted the employees who were not traditionally tipped, and annoyed the ones who were previously getting the cash tips.
Anyway, as I mentioned, it turned out to be a scam. The cruise line simply pocketed these "gratuities", and then claimed to make up for it by establishing some rudimentary health care on board for the crew, and a few other services which weren't there before. The fake gratuities are supposedly paying for these new services. The rest of the gratuities are then "given" to crew, but the same amount is subtracted from their wage, so it all breaks out as if they're not being tipped. They end up seeing a tiny bit extra via these gratuities, but it's a very small fraction of what is actually collected.
This is great for the cruise lines, because they pay LESS than seafarers minimum wage for most of the crew now, and the "gratuities" make up for it!
It's all a big shell game.
If you dare mention this on a cruise forum, everyone freaks the fuck out and calls you a liar. Why? Because they've been cruising for the past 20 years and believing they've been tipping via the auto-gratuity, and it rocks their world to let them know that the hardworking staff has barely seen any of it! Therefore, they simply choose not to believe you.
Should you feel bad for the cruise workers? Well, yes and no. You should feel bad in that they should be getting these tips, and aren't. You shouldn't feel bad because these are HIGHLY coveted jobs in the third world, so these employees are doing far better than most of their peers back at home.
If you feel like going through the hassle of opting out of the gratuities, you should then give cash tips to those who actually serve you and do a good job. Or alternatively just hand out random money to people you see cleaning the decks or whatever. Fuck the cruise lines and their tip pocketing bullshit.
In honor of Chrissy’s cryptic post and radio silence after clearly losing his ass betting on the Avs, I thought this would be appropriate!
Someday… You’ll get one of those “Bet Big” picks right and the Chums won’t run like rats on a sinking ship!
Someday… You won’t have to pay $20 to the Flamingo DMV for Personalized Plates to make yourself feel like a somebody when you will ALWAYS be a Nobody who Masturbated on Old Gay Dude’s couches for 10 years!
*I know there are more popular songs with the same title, but I can’t stand Nickelback and the Strokes have way better songs IMO!
laptop millionaire, i have it downloaded but haven't watched it yet.... this should be funny....
https://www.facebook.com/christopher...2709276048082/
Last edited by 1dollarboxcar; 05-19-2024 at 10:01 AM.
not much to see in the laptop millionaire video, but it is pretty funny how his last 5 videos or so that his ending balance doesn't match the next days starting balance... it must take him forever to make 1 little winning video because he edits out all his losing sessions and reloads with the fake affiliate money.....
also very funny that in the past 5 videos or so he is on vacation making a video then he is at home making a video and now again back on vacation and etc... definitely manipulating the date and time on his laptop !!!.....
also very funny that he claims to be a laptop millionaire... but i don't think ever we have seen that balance over 5k !!!?????
after 4 yrs. of betting at BOL.... shouldn't we really really see that balance at 1 mil or so... cause according to him he just prints money !!!???? LMFAO !!!
Yup, his Massive win was like $126 … hahahaha!not much to see in the laptop millionaire video, but it is pretty funny how his last 5 videos or so that his ending balance doesn't match the next days starting balance... it must take him forever to make 1 little winning video because he edits out all his losing sessions and reloads with the fake affiliate money.....
also very funny that in the past 5 videos or so he is on vacation making a video then he is at home making a video and now again back on vacation and etc... definitely manipulating the date and time on his laptop !!!.....
also very funny that he claims to be a laptop millionaire... but i don't think ever we have seen that balance over 5k !!!?????
after 4 yrs. of betting at BOL.... shouldn't we really really see that balance at 1 mil or so... cause according to him he just prints money !!!???? LMFAO !!!
Most of that probably came from letting old Gay Guys play with his butt hole for hours a day.
Wasn’t the daily goal supposed to be $143? Looks like one more Trucker Suckoff special for $17 a pop needed for the Colt Dolt!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 05-19-2024 at 12:56 PM.
not much to see in the laptop millionaire video, but it is pretty funny how his last 5 videos or so that his ending balance doesn't match the next days starting balance... it must take him forever to make 1 little winning video because he edits out all his losing sessions and reloads with the fake affiliate money.....
also very funny that in the past 5 videos or so he is on vacation making a video then he is at home making a video and now again back on vacation and etc... definitely manipulating the date and time on his laptop !!!.....
also very funny that he claims to be a laptop millionaire... but i don't think ever we have seen that balance over 5k !!!?????
after 4 yrs. of betting at BOL.... shouldn't we really really see that balance at 1 mil or so... cause according to him he just prints money !!!???? LMFAO !!!
1dollarboxcar nailed it. Chrissy definitely reloaded his affiliate account with fake affiliate money after not being able to immediately film a "winning" session after his last video uploaded on May 17, 2024. Before he started playing in today's video and assuming my math is correct, his balance was up $142.35 from his ending balance in his last video. $142.35 would have been plenty of profit for the fake millionaire to upload another "winning" sessio. No way he would have passed up the "valuable opportunity" to upload another "winning" video with $142.35 profit. Good work 1DBC. Something is fishing in tuna town besides Stacy Mitchell.
Every time I hear "Someday is Today" or "Welcome to Someday" I think of this semi-famous CompuServe ad that used to run in computer mags and things like Popular Mechanics back in the early 80's...
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It would be a shame if someone with photoshop skills updated the ad for Chrissy and the Skank, the beggars of funds that they are...
Is this legitimate?
he asked for it...
Ha that's a good one !!TheRivers: There are an awful lot of ex-chums that wanna “sock it” to the GOAT
but the caption this post is now deleted.... but the great philosopher has some new and great words for the cult members....
The only rules Chrissy "invented" are:
You can eat your pudding without eating your vegetables
20 servings of sushi in 1 meal is an acceptable amount of sushi
Tipping is for idiots
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
You forgot:
Letting a trucker suck you off does not mean you’re gay.
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