Looks like Chrissy already nuked that post. Good call.
I don’t believe he graduated from high school. Any ten year old that forgot to let go of a fire cracker must have repeated the fourth grade at least twice. No way in China that I would have held on to a fire cracker at age six, let alone ten. How old was he when he put aluminum foil in a microwave? No wonder his father gave him daily beatings. He really was and continues to be a special ed child.
Post is still there for me.
And love the narrative that Chrissy was left all by himself when his mother died so he had to take up cooking and laundry [and fucked that up].
Documentation beats conversation, will Chrissy prove any evidence for any of that?
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
BedWetterBettor: Still there, but Drew just added his version of the post. A little more heartfelt and not as “Me me me, My My My!” As Chrissy’s post. Still conceited and exploiting Mommy’s death, but not as blatantly self-serving as Chrissy!
Reading over Drew's version he includes "win martial arts competitions, wrestling tournaments, bodybuilding competitions".
Makes me highly suspicious that Chrissy has lied about all of those things and just borrowed from Drew.
LOL Drew claims to have "published books".
Then Drew confirms he's taken a few balls to face like Chrissy did by claiming his own young ooooooker oooooked out his son knows Drew's mother because why not.
Drew also suggests he was suicidal at one point: Did he borrow that from Chrissy, or did Chrissy borrow it from him?
Drew doesnt say God told him to keep going on, but it wouldnt surprise me if that's drew's story that Chrissy also borrowed.
The comment section gets weird with a Tara Cherie refering to Drew as a brother, and Drew refering to her as a sister.
Wonder if they mean half-sibs from Daddy Mitchell, or some sort of religious sense.
Funnily Chrissy hasnt ruined that post with his nonsense yet.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Ol’ Andrew Mitchell’s post about his mom is open. Someone should bombard the dead mom post with gay porn Chrissy pics. 😂.
Of Chrissy’s mom was alive, she would have abandoned him long ago and he would just make up stories about her like he has his dad.
“Tariq Reed: I think we should leave "civilians" not actively involved with, promoting or supporting CM's scam alone.
zealanddonk: Agree with Tariq Reed, until Drew starts pushing "hurr hurr mitchellgale Baaaacky hurr hurr", leave him alone”
Sorry guys, possibly the only time I’ll disagree with you. Chrissy takes no prisoners and doesn’t care about fairness. Drew condones the scam by communicating with the POS, even if he’s his brother. Bubs is an innocent kid but he’s used by Chrissy in the scam. AA was innocent too but Chrissy dragged him into court. Nope, a few Colt pics and other truths about him are never out of place in my mind. If one person sees it and doesn’t click on Chrissy’s link it’s well worth it.
Surprised that Squirtstopher has the restraint to not make a whiny rant about NHL refs being paid off to let the Panthers win after the controversial non-call in last night's Bruins/Panthers game that led to a Panther's tying goal.
https://www.tsn.ca/nhl/video/should-...tts-ga~2920505
Then again, you'd have to be an Actual Fan of Sports to know this and Chrissy is about as Fairweather as that Asian girl posing as a Chargers Super Fan last year only to be called out for doing the same routine for the Vikings years earlier and was just trying to become a Social Media personality for the local sports team!
https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profoo...ikings-fan-too
Speaking of trying to be Social Media Personalities...
The Chums are displaying their intellect and grammar taught to them by High School dropout Kyle Prescott!
If you are getting Itchy Balls about trolling chums or posting old Kyle pictures where he is spread eagle pulling his pud, might I suggest hitting these fools up in the comment section and DMs???
Ken Alderson shows off how much he's improved his spelling and life skills by Choosing to DO LIFE with Little Kyle!
Nam Do tells us he is "Taking Notes" off Chrissy's vacation post. But since it's filled with mostly Lies and Exaggerations, perhaps there should be Cliff notes? Or maybe Unpaid Car Notes on The Lexus and 2 repossessed Hyundai vehicles Chrissy conveniently Never Talks About any more??
Branko enlightens us about how he can recognize great people when he runs into them...
Guess that explains why he is still running from city to city following Masturbator Mitchell and trying to make $50 a day after paying $999 a month for worthless sports picks?
It also explains why he is 73 years old, has never been married and has no family or friends! # Billy Goat Life Baby
Chrissy Logic:
If you’re not rich then you’re broke (there is no in between)
If you’re broke then you’re dumb (there is no in between)
If you’re dumb then you should pay him money (there is no in between).
Soon to be Deleted, just like those non-existent Sports bets, the Slot Machine wins(which haven't appeared in 4 months either) annnnnnnd the Post that the Florida Panthers SUCK cuz "Hurr durr Vegas beat them in One Cup Final and Documentation Beats Masturbation!"Originally Posted by TheRivers
If someone who is Deadbroke is then dumb, what does that make a "Millionaire" who Left his Bankroll at home during a 3 month pre-planned, hyped up Gambling event with 2 dozen idiots and that event took place 10 minutes driving distance from his "Millionaire" rented condo? Let that sink in!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; Yesterday at 12:46 PM.
It always seems odd that Chrissy tries to tie wealth with intelligence when he has neither.
Using Chrissy-logic, both Biden and Pelosi who are objectively and measurably wealthier than him, are also smarter than him.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Here I’ll save everyone the trouble and leave these irrefutable pieces of documentation here…Tariq Reed: This would be a good time for Christopher Mitchell to stop flapping his gums and actually prove his claimed millionaire status with actual documentation like bank statements and brokerage account statements. Talk is cheap Chris. Prove it!
“Folks you’re Deadbroke cuz ur Dumb! Not me though, I’m smart cuz I make sure all my Lies are so stupid only Stupid Idiots like Branko and Nam Do would believe them!”
No Big Wins or Big Loads for Squirtstopher, just Another Loss to Florida! Documentation beats Masturbation!
Looks like Chrissy just posted a picture(s) of himself standing in front of the Seattle Mariner's baseball stadium.
He really does buy cheap clothes.
he likes stuffing his mouth with wieners....
Soon to be deleted as he basically blurts out he's going to Seattle and Alaska(two places he's Never Been Before).
No mention of Winning any Bets Last night, so that DOCUMENTS that he LOST again and Documentation Beats Masturbation
Do I know this fool or do I know this fool? Lol, I knew the little Squirter would be in Seattle and soon will be boarding a Free Cruise to Alaska!
How did I know might you ask?? Well, MAYBE SOMEBODY I know will be attending that cruise... Or maybe they just called and invited me???
Better hope we don't throw your midget ass off the Cruise ship Chrissy! Hahahaha, expect him to be posting pics of him eating at the 5 star restaurants aboard the ship and grinning like a moron through his fake teeth!
I hear they like Gay performers on Cruise ships Kyle, you can show them your Minute Man Squirting Act... You Ready???
he likes stuffing his mouth with wieners....
Hopefully Stace will read this to Chrissy....
https://www.stuff.co.nz/culture/3502...sk-early-death
Eating ultra-processed meat linked to greater risk of early death
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Let’s sit back and hear a tale. A tale of a scamming ship.
As you can see, things turned out very well.
It was not a 3 hour tour…
Skipper is the only happy customer!
Another Losing Night for the Number One Sports Bettor… who Never shows any sports bet tickets and jinxes whichever team he roots for like a bandwagoner!
If only Chrissy had listened to God when he guided him to live in Dallas, he’d be making Money hand over fist betting on Dallas teams By DEFAULT!
Instead he’ll end up IN DEFAULT on his Chevy Tahoe Loan payment, just like he did on the Lexus and Hyundai payments!
COLT LIFE BABY!
Oh I'm sure he's betting sporadically as evidenced by the Knights screaming fit. You KNOW he had Money on that game annnnd Game 7 vs Dallas. Hence the Big Whiny rant about commitment & not paying the price followed the Knight's Elimination!TheRivers: Somehow I don’t think he’s been betting at all. I think he is letting to live off of the BetOnline affiliate money. That seems to be the big push now.
But it's still fun needling him for wearing a cheap replica Avs jersey and watching dance like our personal monkey puppet holding up his measly 10K and wearing that same cheap replica jersey as a response to a miracle 3 goal comeback by the Avs. Funny how ANY jersey he wears instantly brings Doom and Losses to that team's playoff hopes! Just like he did to Boston teams in ONE playoff year wearing his Blue Smurf outfit. LOL The Curse of the Billy Goat is alive and well folks!!!
Possibly, but IF the Rangers advance, they're likely facing a Red Hot Panthers team and Chrissy is too much of a pussy to bet against them again considering how his Knights went limp against Dallas.Tariq Reed: I'm thinking that lots of bettors lost big two games in a row thinking that the Rangers would close it out with their 3-0 series lead, then 3-1. Hopefully CM included with the big losers.
Imagine if the Stanley Cup Final is Dallas vs Florida? Hahahaha, he might Squirt himself to death! # Billy Goat Life
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