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    Quote Originally Posted by El Gallo View Post
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    Can you take the girls out, like in Asia?

    Pretty much anything goes
    Sounds like a man with experience.

    I hear the ladies in puerto vallarta are Arizona 9's who will do anything for 50 bux.
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    Another case of the sequel not living up to the original.

    SAD

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoodedN View Post
    Another case of the sequel not living up to the original.

    SAD

    umm.


    i didn't expect it to.
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    Go hit the pits if you wanna be a legend

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    Ok so it's my last full day here.

    have no idea what i'm gonna do yet. do i enjoy the pool? do i go play poker?

    Side note: the bellagio has really good food.

    i've only eaten 2 things since i've gotten here.

    1 in and out burger

    1 chicken sandwich from the bellagio.


    Stress of playing makes me not want to eat, so i'm surprised there's so many fat fucks playing poker.
    most of us don't freak out dumping 2 buy ins at 1-3 no.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post

    there's discussion of a possible shot at 20/40. Mason Malmuth was in the game last night and i was tempted to introduce myself by saying "hi mason, i'm larry"


    obvs if he's there that'll be my opening line. 20900%.

    oh and of course he was wearing his 2+2 shirt

    When I was there two weeks ago, I played 20/40 with Mason. Sat right next to him and BS'd with him a bit, as he was actually pretty interesting. I told him I post here and he was telling me a story about someone trying to out Todd as a scammer on 2+2 because Todd showed up late to his Day 2 and was getting blinded off. The guy was one of the backers, I believe. Mason did say that the guy shouldn't have made the thread because he didn't give Todd enough time to make the situation right. He said Todd did end up refunding the backers or something? Not sure if this was already discussed here and I may have missed it. I also found it interesting that he said he had never met Todd in person (unless he did and didn't realize it). Would have thought they crossed paths at some point.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suicide King View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    Ok so it's my last full day here.

    have no idea what i'm gonna do yet. do i enjoy the pool? do i go play poker?

    Side note: the bellagio has really good food.

    i've only eaten 2 things since i've gotten here.

    1 in and out burger

    1 chicken sandwich from the bellagio.


    Stress of playing makes me not want to eat, so i'm surprised there's so many fat fucks playing poker.
    most of us don't freak out dumping 2 buy ins at 1-3 no.
    and while that's totally true, and i usually don't either. don't really know why i was stressing about that. it was probably the 14 hour shit show that preceded it.


    that and i just don't eat much as it is. I sometimes go for days just eating once a day
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Suicide King View Post
    most of us don't freak out dumping 2 buy ins at 1-3 no.
    and while that's totally true, and i usually don't either. don't really know why i was stressing about that. it was probably the 14 hour shit show that preceded it.


    that and i just don't eat much as it is. I sometimes go for days just eating once a day
    I would have guessed it was because you are not even rolled to play 5/10 cent
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    I wonder if Larry's next trip report will include butt sex......he looks like he would oblige to leaping Larry's advances.....
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    if you think Todger isn't aging well, you should see Phil Ivey.


    guys worth millions, playing for it in bobbys room right now

    wearing Beats headphones.


    LoL either he's sponsored , or doesn't know shit about quality head phones.


    Mason is also in the building. He must lurk here, because he gave me one nasty look as i walked past.


    i'm gonna possibly introduce myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    if you think Todger isn't aging well, you should see Phil Ivey.


    guys worth millions, playing for it in bobbys room right now

    wearing Beats headphones.


    LoL either he's sponsored , or doesn't know shit about quality head phones.


    Mason is also in the building. He must lurk here, because he gave me one nasty look as i walked past.


    i'm gonna possibly introduce myself.

    Dude that was probably him smiling. That's just his look.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    if you think Todger isn't aging well, you should see Phil Ivey.


    guys worth millions, playing for it in bobbys room right now

    wearing Beats headphones.


    LoL either he's sponsored , or doesn't know shit about quality head phones.


    Mason is also in the building. He must lurk here, because he gave me one nasty look as i walked past.


    i'm gonna possibly introduce myself.

    Dude that was probably him smiling. That's just his look.

    he also had 240$ in front of him in a 20/40 game.


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    it was a look of recognition.

    either that or he just thinks i'm not old enough to be here.


    same 2+2 shirt.


    Einstein wore the same clothes all the time. the exact outfit.

    So did Seth Brundle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    it was a look of recognition.

    either that or he just thinks i'm not old enough to be here.


    same 2+2 shirt.


    Einstein wore the same clothes all the time. the exact outfit.

    So did Seth Brundle.

    game recognizes game

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    it was a look of recognition.

    either that or he just thinks i'm not old enough to be here.


    same 2+2 shirt.


    Einstein wore the same clothes all the time. the exact outfit.

    So did Seth Brundle.

    game recognizes game

    the guy must have 7,999 of those shirts.
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    man i run either bad or even.


    been here almost 12 hours (lol)

    ahead for the session, only slightly down for trip.

    plane leaves in 12 or so hours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    it was a look of recognition.
    With reads like this im shocked that you have to beg to afford to play 1/3.
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    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment

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    Gus Hansen walks over to me and asks me if he can ask me a question.
    Sure i say. By the way are you really Gus Hansen?
    He says yes, obviously i tell him i know who he is.
    He then says Phil Ivey saw me walking around having a smoke in front of the poker room as well as sitting at my table which is right in front of the door to bobbys room.
    Him and Gus have a bet.


    The over under on my age is 27. gus took the over.

    I showed him my ID and told him to go collect.


    Back to Mason again

    Todd the Dealer heard me say i wanted to play the 20/40 bc i wanted to beat mason out of a pot and introduce myself.

    he asks why i would introduce myself and we start talking and i reveal that i leveled him a few months back when i exposed him for filing his tax returns wrong.

    I then told him that anytime he wants he can troll mason.

    after i wrote down my name so he could find me on FB, i then wrote down exactly what he should say:

    Name:  IMG_2806.JPG
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    "Winning is the most important thing in my life, after breathing. Breathing first, winning next."

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    That story seems so unreal that it has to be real. You shoulda told Gus you would only show your ID for 1 percent of the winners take. I'd guess the absolute smallest a bet like that would be for is 10K. Fuck being an uncompensated player in their prop bet. Also your joke on Mason makes no sense to anyone in this universe.

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    just when i thought this thread couldnt be more embarrassing..
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