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I don’t have the Uber App, but maybe someone could look in the luxury SUV section in Vegas for a white Caddy. I’d rent it. Have him drive me to a gay men’s spa, talk sports and gambling, and then see if he wants to join me. Record the whole thing on my phone.Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
LOL, saw this and immediately thought of Chrissy...
This involves an actual AP... NO no Folks, not an Advantage Player but former NFL RB Adrian Peterson.
When he's not busy beating his Children, he acts like other angry Bald Losers and starts fights in Casino's's's! AP probably blamed the Dealer too!
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl...214bea8b6&ei=9
Unfortunately not possible. Would take some trial and error.Quote:
Originally Posted by JayjamiI don’t have the Uber App, but maybe someone could look in the luxury SUV section in Vegas for a white Caddy. I’d rent it. Have him drive me to a gay men’s spa, talk sports and gambling, and then see if he wants to join me. Record the whole thing on my phone.Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
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Originally Posted by JayjamiI don’t have the Uber App, but maybe someone could look in the luxury SUV section in Vegas for a white Caddy. I’d rent it. Have him drive me to a gay men’s spa, talk sports and gambling, and then see if he wants to join me. Record the whole thing on my phone.Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
"I'll take you to most exclusive gay spa in Las Vegas. If you are lucky, world famous gay porn star Kyle Prescott might drop by for 1 minute or 2"
also
"Sports is rigged, casinos are rigged, want to join my team of international gamblers who travel the world beating cheating casinos?"
Imagine being Rick Lee, Tommy Nguyen or any of the other Big LOSERS that infamous day in Biloxi and having to deal with this Insufferable Midget???Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonkQuote:
Originally Posted by Jayjami
"I'll take you to most exclusive gay spa in Las Vegas. If you are lucky, world famous gay porn star Kyle Prescott might drop by for 1 minute or 2"
also
"Sports is rigged, casinos are rigged, want to join my team of international gamblers who travel the world beating cheating casinos?"
*Player hits 5 in a Row*
Rick - "Hey Cwissy, maybe we twy da PLayah instead of alwayz bet Bankah???"
Chrissy - "Shut up Rick, I Don't Care what YOU think! I'm a Millionaire, I'm the Colt Goat, I know how to Beat the Casino's's's! You're just a Jealous Deadbroke Hater?!?!" Now keep Martingaling and I know Banker will HIT!!!"
*Player hits 5 more times in a Row*
Rick - "Cwissy, we outta money, what we do now???"
Chrissy - "Hurr hurr, this is all YOUR FAULT! You Distracted me by standing around and doing nothing, Your fiancee is bad luck, she's just jealous of my 50 year old looking Milf Wife with saggy fruit roll ups for tits and a pancake flat butt! Now get outta here you dead broke jealous douche bag!!!"
#CHICLET LIFE BABY!
Flashback Friday!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv2QYYPwnXg
Yes this video belongs under the White Boy Baccarat thread, and it is.
That said, I think a second upload on Chrissy's channel is slightly justified.
You will just have to watch this three and a half minute video or not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsECYlL6ZeI
Folks, I’m the REAL Goat folks! I just made 355% return on investment folks!
Documentation beats Masturbation and certain midgets are pulling their Pud for dudes named Brian and Bob, while putting 4000 miles on their leased Caddy SUV running to impress sugar daddy Schulkins!
So join my chums club for $888 a month, that’s $111 less than Fraud Masturbators who claimed the Panthers are Done and the Dodgers won’t win the World Series and LOST both bets on a 1 out of 900 chance of losing both bets, let that sink in!!!
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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorFolks, I’m the REAL Goat folks! I just made 355% return on investment folks!
Documentation beats Masturbation and certain midgets are pulling their Pud for dudes named Brian and Bob, while putting 4000 miles on their leased Caddy SUV running to impress sugar daddy Schulkins!
So join my chums club for $888 a month, that’s $111 less than Fraud Masturbators who claimed the Panthers are Done and the Dodgers won’t win the World Series and LOST both bets on a 1 out of 900 chance of losing both bets, let that sink in!!!
I'm very tempted, but I've heard the biggest sign of a successful sports better is having a canceled patreon, canceled rumble, canceled FB page and at least 2 canceled youtube channels.
Whats your cred in failed social media?
That's all Nonsense Conversation from Jealous, Dead Broke, Douchebag Haterz who wished they were me!Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonkQuote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorFolks, I’m the REAL Goat folks! I just made 355% return on investment folks!
Documentation beats Masturbation and certain midgets are pulling their Pud for dudes named Brian and Bob, while putting 4000 miles on their leased Caddy SUV running to impress sugar daddy Schulkins!
So join my chums club for $888 a month, that’s $111 less than Fraud Masturbators who claimed the Panthers are Done and the Dodgers won’t win the World Series and LOST both bets on a 1 out of 900 chance of losing both bets, let that sink in!!!
I'm very tempted, but I've heard the biggest sign of a successful sports better is having a canceled patreon, canceled rumble, canceled FB page and at least 2 canceled youtube channels.
Whats your cred in failed social media?
In case you need more DOCUMENTATION... I have photos next to things I Rented(which prove I'm Successful), I fly First class (once every 3 years) annnnnnnd I had my Father In Law Co-sign for my RENTED Condo Lease and Car Loan on 3 Separate occasions!
If that isn't enough, I've got Big Loads of White Boards with Hand Written Wins that Prove I won OVER 100K every month for 5 years straight... God's Honest Truth.
I also IRON my money so that it looks like Prop money, never mind the serial numbers are all the same and come up counterfeit! But they're just jealous too derrrrp!
In fact, there's a Widow roaming the corridors of the Bellagio that sacrificed her beloved husband for ME, just so I could make a YouTube video about it!?!?
See, this Picnic Table shirt and off color fake wrinkled, Kangol hat combo are PROOF that I'm Successful! Now GIMME $5000 or I will Drop My Pants and Pull My Pud like the good old days... You Reaaady Hahhhh!?! - Chrissy
I dont remember that picture of him stating dont hit on 14 or higher.Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorThat's all Nonsense Conversation from Jealous, Dead Broke, Douchebag Haterz who wished they were me!Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
In case you need more DOCUMENTATION... I have photos next to things I Rented(which prove I'm Successful), I fly First class (once every 3 years) annnnnnnd I had my Father In Law Co-sign for my RENTED Condo Lease and Car Loan on 3 Separate occasions!
If that isn't enough, I've got Big Loads of White Boards with Hand Written Wins that Prove I won OVER 100K every month for 5 years straight... God's Honest Truth.
I also IRON my money so that it looks like Prop money, never mind the serial numbers are all the same and come up counterfeit! But they're just jealous too derrrrp!
In fact, there's a Widow roaming the corridors of the Bellagio that sacrificed her beloved husband for ME, just so I could make a YouTube video about it!?!?
See, this Picnic Table shirt and off color fake wrinkled, Kangol hat combo are PROOF that I'm Successful! Now GIMME $5000 or I will Drop My Pants and Pull My Pud like the good old days... You Reaaady Hahhhh!?! - Chrissy
I imagine after some big losses that changed to dont hit on 12 or higher.
Also, good of him to tell his chums "dont hit on 21".
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Originally Posted by zealanddonkI dont remember that picture of him stating dont hit on 14 or higher.Quote:
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
That's all Nonsense Conversation from Jealous, Dead Broke, Douchebag Haterz who wished they were me!
In case you need more DOCUMENTATION... I have photos next to things I Rented(which prove I'm Successful), I fly First class (once every 3 years) annnnnnnd I had my Father In Law Co-sign for my RENTED Condo Lease and Car Loan on 3 Separate occasions!
If that isn't enough, I've got Big Loads of White Boards with Hand Written Wins that Prove I won OVER 100K every month for 5 years straight... God's Honest Truth.
I also IRON my money so that it looks like Prop money, never mind the serial numbers are all the same and come up counterfeit! But they're just jealous too derrrrp!
In fact, there's a Widow roaming the corridors of the Bellagio that sacrificed her beloved husband for ME, just so I could make a YouTube video about it!?!?
See, this Picnic Table shirt and off color fake wrinkled, Kangol hat combo are PROOF that I'm Successful! Now GIMME $5000 or I will Drop My Pants and Pull My Pud like the good old days... You Reaaady Hahhhh!?! - Chrissy
I imagine after some big losses that changed to dont hit on 12 or higher.
Also, good of him to tell his chums "dont hit on 21".
Who could ever forget Chrissy's Infamous Mastur(Bait) and Switch scheme when he Invented a **NEW*** Blackjack Strategy with a "TWIST"...
The twist - Play 2 Hands... "Now gimme another $5000 Dave Pruett Hurr hurr!?!?"
Lol, no sooner than I mention Dipshit Dave Pruett and he proves he truly is the 2nd Dumbest Human Alive!!
Here is trying to make "Goat Life Cash" with his stupid Phoenix Spirit Roulette Group!
Does this guy ever learn? "Hurr durr play Green Zeros folks! Even though Chrissy said Green Zeros hardly ever hit!?!?" I bet old Dumbass Dave still uses the account that gives Chrissy 35% of the losses!
Imagine being so pathetic you need to post "Wins" in a group where NOBODY participates or posts anything at all? LOL, PRUETT LIFE BABY!!!
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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettorLol, no sooner than I mention Dipshit Dave Pruett and he proves he truly is the 2nd Dumbest Human Alive!!
Here is trying to make "Goat Life Cash" with his stupid Phoenix Spirit Roulette Group!
Does this guy ever learn? "Hurr durr play Green Zeros folks! Even though Chrissy said Green Zeros hardly ever hit!?!?" I bet old Dumbass Dave still uses the account that gives Chrissy 35% of the losses!
Imagine being so pathetic you need to post "Wins" in a group where NOBODY participates or posts anything at all? LOL, PRUETT LIFE BABY!!!
I'm pretty sure Chrissy was HIGH when he rambled that "any number can be a hedge number hurr hurr", and then proclaimed that american double green zero roulette was better than european single green zero roulette.
Yup a few Folks from around these parts have posted in that group and he had no clue! In fact, it is a PUBLIC group and ANYONE can post!!!Quote:
The Boz: Has anyone tried joining to troll him?
Just type 'Phoenix Spirit' in your FB search tab and it will appear!
However, don't be obvious as he will delete those posts and SOMEONE tagged old Prueski in a post about Chrissy being a Scammer and he quickly De-Tagged himself!
So he is fully aware of this place and the "Haterz" calling out Chrissy. He even knows that it was ChristopherMitchellJrakaBubs that catfished him for the Information about the infamous $5000 Begging at the last Masturr mind event, which he was very mad about being made the fool! How Ironic???
@BedWetterBettor: A Source I Trust told me Chrissy's Roulette Play has been Restricted at Several Strip Casinos. Mostly due to abusive language and throwing toddler tantrums, but still hilarious nonetheless!
Some of the casinos probably had very little use for him when he lost his channels.
At least with that scam, they looked good when he won at their properties, and it'd help funnel soon to be broke chums through.
Then again, given he looks like a pervert and would rant like an idiot about casinos cheating, probably best not to have him play there.
Also, LOL at losing Spinnnny action, surprised he doesnt playing Blaaaaaacky because hes ever so polite when the dealer wins "hurr hurr he beat me fair and square cos I used no bust rather than basic strategy" aka just hand them your wallet Chrissy.
Chips 5.0 Rivers Casino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiM-HvTDabA
@Donkey, good work and somewhat interesting, them are old videos (re-runs) .... and the short video shows CM showing some chips and inside a casino, he learned his lesson from showing chips and where he supposedly won them from, cause the good folks here were contacting the casinos and informing them of his scam, also he was skirting the money laundering law by buying chips at the cage a little at a time where he didn't have to fill out the paperwork... i can't remember the proper term right now...
anyways it has a possibility of being him just to feel out if this channel will get nuked again and to see what he can get away with... don't put anything past this little weasel... anyways good work again and we should monitor it to see if any original content will come out... but again these are all old videos... could be cheetos fucking around again too...
Yea, I would lean towards it being another cloned channel, but we shall see.
The Little Masturbator is broke and desperate, hence he drove the 4000 miles to Florida.
Speaking of Florida, Sugar Daddy Schulkins was at Game 6 to see the Cats win the Cup AGAIN! Ya know, cuz 8 weeks ago they were DONE and Mike just didn't want to ACCEPT it, lol!
But alas, no Summerlin Squirter is present at Game 6? I thought he was a multi-millionaire that flew 1st class? How come he couldn't afford to go to Game 6? Surely Spirit airlines could give him a Child size seat to ride in!!!
Schulkins also added a video from his bleacher seats and Chrissy is neither seen nor heard in the clip. So once again, the Bloat is too Broke to attend a Championship game after Losing his ass betting against them!