These animals keyed my Benz

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07-22-2023, 02:18 PM
tgull

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Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler

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Originally Posted by Entropy

I bet half the claims are scams, I want a ins. company that doesn't pay out on keyed paint or cracked windshield and other minor things.
Give me a break, thousands of dollars for a new paint job.

You go get a buffer and some polish and buff it out, no claim.

It's down to the metal you imbecile. I have it on video.

You might be the dumbest person on the planet if you think it is "nothing" to repaint the entire side of a 90k car back to the way it originally was, and the diminished value that comes with it. Faggot.

at this point, just spray paint TRUMP 2024 in red on the side and drive around. It's got no value now so why not?
07-22-2023, 04:54 PM
sonatine

be sure to park it in the street again after you do it like a stable genius.
07-22-2023, 05:10 PM
lol wow

i found his youtube channel wife is dimey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uc6gV5vBKs
07-22-2023, 05:12 PM
lol wow

obviously our mans haircut is a 10/10
07-22-2023, 05:15 PM
lol wow

tine close ur eyes circle back this is just for you imagine its 2009 and youre like oh its margaret cho forgot about her but then the exercise is think of the most plain version possible

did
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nail it
07-22-2023, 06:48 PM
sonatine

god i lived in sf when m cho was at her nut low and man o man, you could feel it in the streets.
07-22-2023, 06:55 PM
tgull

Seriously, who the fuck would want a 5 year old Mercedes with a tricked up paint job anyways? Valued at $100,000??? Yeah by the fucking guy who owns it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q2b7MWNbmA
07-31-2023, 03:32 PM
Sloppy Joe

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Went out last night in the city and came back to a nice keyed car. The joys of city life! Just had the paint corrected and detailed. It was partly caught on camera and it was some mentally ill homeless guy who did it for no apparent reason. One of the neighbors tried to chase him down but he got away.

Anyone ever file a claim for this? How does it work? I have full coverage. Its a late model S Class and the entire drivers side is keyed up. Whole side is going to need to be repainted, it's gonna be a fortune if I had to guess. I have seen on some car YT shows that insurance companies will total cars with vandalism only that is not that bad. If these fuckers total this car I will flip out.

Usually in these cases one just calls their insurance agent. It sounds like to me you were more interested in telling everyone on PFA you had a $100K car.

Whatever happened to this sick S class definitely valued at over $100k?

:lol2
07-31-2023, 03:53 PM
NaturalBornHustler

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Usually in these cases one just calls their insurance agent. It sounds like to me you were more interested in telling everyone on PFA you had a $100K car.

Whatever happened to this sick S class definitely valued at over $100k?

:lol2

Are you really that stupid? Sitting in my driveway waiting to get fixed. Here are pics of a car your poor broke ass could never dream of owning. Those are forged wheels BTW, $7000 including the tires.
07-31-2023, 04:18 PM
Sloppy Joe

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Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler

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Whatever happened to this sick S class definitely valued at over $100k?

:lol2

Are you really that stupid? Sitting in my driveway waiting to get fixed. Here are pics of a car your poor broke ass could never dream of owning. Those are forged wheels BTW, $7000 including the tires.

Not in a driveway. Cool purple lights though.

Remember to put your gloves back on after your photo session, no one wants sticky valet fingers on their dashboard, understand?

:lol2
07-31-2023, 05:34 PM
sonatine

imagine bragging about your car while living in fucking baltimore, jesus christ.
08-01-2023, 04:45 AM
Cerveza Fria

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Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler

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Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe

Whatever happened to this sick S class definitely valued at over $100k?

:lol2

Are you really that stupid? Sitting in my driveway waiting to get fixed. Here are pics of a car your poor broke ass could never dream of owning. Those are forged wheels BTW, $7000 including the tires.

How much extra for the wheels with the authentic signature?
08-01-2023, 05:23 AM
tgull

Maybe it's just me, but age 30 is the cut off age for bragging about your car.
08-01-2023, 05:46 AM
limitles

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Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler

Went out last night in the city and came back to a nice keyed car. The joys of city life! Just had the paint corrected and detailed. It was partly caught on camera and it was some mentally ill homeless guy who did it for no apparent reason. One of the neighbors tried to chase him down but he got away.

Anyone ever file a claim for this? How does it work? I have full coverage. It’s a late model S Class and the entire drivers side is keyed up. Whole side is going to need to be repainted, it's gonna be a fortune if I had to guess. I have seen on some car YT shows that insurance companies will total cars with vandalism only that is not that bad. If these fuckers total this car I will flip out.

1) homeless guy with keys?
2) homeless guy with keys outruns neighbour?
3) how does it work?
08-01-2023, 06:51 AM
Cerveza Fria

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Originally Posted by limitles

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Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler

Went out last night in the city and came back to a nice keyed car. The joys of city life! Just had the paint corrected and detailed. It was partly caught on camera and it was some mentally ill homeless guy who did it for no apparent reason. One of the neighbors tried to chase him down but he got away.

Anyone ever file a claim for this? How does it work? I have full coverage. It’s a late model S Class and the entire drivers side is keyed up. Whole side is going to need to be repainted, it's gonna be a fortune if I had to guess. I have seen on some car YT shows that insurance companies will total cars with vandalism only that is not that bad. If these fuckers total this car I will flip out.

1) homeless guy with keys?
2) homeless guy with keys outruns neighbour?
3) how does it work?

By "mentally ill homeless guy", he means Liberal Democrat
08-01-2023, 07:38 AM
Mission146

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Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler

Went out last night in the city and came back to a nice keyed car. The joys of city life! Just had the paint corrected and detailed. It was partly caught on camera and it was some mentally ill homeless guy who did it for no apparent reason. One of the neighbors tried to chase him down but he got away.

Anyone ever file a claim for this? How does it work? I have full coverage. Its a late model S Class and the entire drivers side is keyed up. Whole side is going to need to be repainted, it's gonna be a fortune if I had to guess. I have seen on some car YT shows that insurance companies will total cars with vandalism only that is not that bad. If these fuckers total this car I will flip out.

The guy being homeless kind of makes you wonder what the key(s) is to, doesn't it?

You might have to file a police report to get the insurance to do anything, but the video might be enough. They'll probably want you to file a report anyway, if you haven't already.
08-01-2023, 08:07 AM
BetCheckBet

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Originally Posted by sonatine

imagine bragging about your car while living in fucking baltimore, jesus christ.

If he lives in Baltimore I can better appreciate why he is a Republican and why he feels leaving the USA for a developing nation is a good idea. Still think he is just better off moving to Texas though and it wouldn’t require him to sell his car.

Also why no pics of damage to driver side door?
08-01-2023, 01:35 PM
VaughnP

That's a four door S550, meaning it's a 2017 at the newest. I wouldn't call a six+ year old car a "late model". Depending on mileage, that's a 25k-45k car. With the rims on it, you are projecting that you can afford a 100k car to those that don't know - not that a 100k vehicle is expensive these days. This is the type of "flex" that is embarrassing to non-broke individuals. A modest Subaru or something similar is even a more respectable vehicle.
08-01-2023, 01:37 PM
sonatine

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Originally Posted by VaughnP

That's a four door S550, meaning it's a 2017 at the newest. I wouldn't call a six+ year old car a "late model". Depending on mileage, that's a 25k-45k car. With the rims on it, you are projecting that you can afford a 100k car to those that don't know - not that a 100k vehicle is expensive these days. This is the type of "flex" that is embarrassing to non-broke individuals. A modest Subaru or something similar is even a more respectable vehicle.

my man just vertical leaped over your whole brand.
08-01-2023, 02:05 PM
tgull

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Originally Posted by sonatine

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Originally Posted by VaughnP

That's a four door S550, meaning it's a 2017 at the newest. I wouldn't call a six+ year old car a "late model". Depending on mileage, that's a 25k-45k car. With the rims on it, you are projecting that you can afford a 100k car to those that don't know - not that a 100k vehicle is expensive these days. This is the type of "flex" that is embarrassing to non-broke individuals. A modest Subaru or something similar is even a more respectable vehicle.

my man just vertical leaped over your whole brand.

Car Max:
2017 Mercedes-Benz
Black with tan interior
S550
$48,998* <---------------------------- WTF
49K mi
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New Tires
Replaced 4 tires to meet our standards
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Low Miles Per Year
Less than 9,000 miles per year
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Loaded
DVD video System, Panoramic Sunroof, A/C Seat(s), Leather Seats, Navigation System
18 city/26 hwy
Miles per gallon
8-cyl, Turbo Gas, 4.7L
Engine
Rear Wheel Drive
Drive type
Automatic
Transmission
Black/Black
Color
None
Prior Use

This probably ends this thread. There is no S550 on the car max website over $50,000. Not one.

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