TikTok moron uses Gorilla Glue as hairspray.

This is so the epitome of Flying Stupdity because well... WHO THE FUCK thinks using spray adhesive is a substitute for hairspray. Apparently this moron Tessica Brown did. She apparently ran out of her Got2beGlued hairspray and instead used Gorilla Glue spray adhesive. She went nearly a month with her hair stuck like a rock until seeking assistance which according to a recent update lead to her having her significantly long and rock hard ponytail cut off. (Reports of needing a bolt cutter are neither confirmed or denied.)


https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-use...161625017.html

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Originally Posted by ftpjesus

This is so the epitome of Flying Stupdity because well... WHO THE FUCK thinks using spray adhesive is a substitute for hairspray. Apparently this moron Tessica Brown did. She apparently ran out of her Got2beGlued hairspray and instead used Gorilla Glue spray adhesive. She went nearly a month with her hair stuck like a rock until seeking assistance which according to a recent update lead to her having her significantly long and rock hard ponytail cut off. (Reports of needing a bolt cutter are neither confirmed or denied.)


https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-use...161625017.html

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Here's something long, black and rock hard

 

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Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak

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Originally Posted by ftpjesus

This is so the epitome of Flying Stupdity because well... WHO THE FUCK thinks using spray adhesive is a substitute for hairspray. Apparently this moron Tessica Brown did. She apparently ran out of her Got2beGlued hairspray and instead used Gorilla Glue spray adhesive. She went nearly a month with her hair stuck like a rock until seeking assistance which according to a recent update lead to her having her significantly long and rock hard ponytail cut off. (Reports of needing a bolt cutter are neither confirmed or denied.)


https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-use...161625017.html

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Here's something long, black and rock hard

 

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Wait for it.....dwai

https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...thread/page206

Yeah, I think I'll just go ahead and sit back and wait for an intelligent commentary that exposes all of the holes in this "unfortunate innocent accident"

In any case, before today I bet you never heard of this "Tessica Brown"

Now millions have


Campaign successful

Win or lose, one way or another for her it will probably be:


:moneytruck





PS- why don't we have a moneytruck gif?

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Originally Posted by Gordman

In any case, before today I bet you never heard of this "Tessica Brown"

Now millions have


Campaign successful

Win or lose, one way or another for her it will probably be:


:moneytruck






PS- why don't we have a moneytruck gif?

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The only lawyer stupid enough to take this morons case would be Postle’s ex lawyer who pulled out on his ass. (Or was it...never mind ;) )

She has Go Fund Me money now and may sue-

https://www.dailywire.com/news/woman...ofundme-report

In before dwai says Gorilla Glue is for fags

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Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria

In before dwai says Gorilla Glue is for fags

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Personally I like JB Weld better for those things that require industrial strength repair jobs. But I do like gorilla tape for the jobs that require strong tensile strength tape jobs

All I know is that I have inhaled so much Gorilla Glue #4 in my lifetime. Hell of a strain.