Expensive Escorts

[Dan Druff]

On my way to meeting another escort while drinking screwdrivers in my suv; will be my frst timw with a redhead

She made me send a flacid dick pic before getting the addredss loll

Okay, I'll bite. Why did she want a flaccid dick pic?

Afraid it's too big? Too small?

Wants to see if there's visible sign of STDs?

Some sort of weird way to weed out cops?

Also, how did she know it was your dick, and not one you just googled? Did you have to put a sign next to your dick saying "Krypt flaccid Iranian cock, 7/29/16"?

[Krypt]

Rofl druff is god. She wanted the cock pic with 2 fingers up to make sure i wasnt "le"

[Krypt]

Mind you, I talked on the phone with her before this where she asked my age and race

[Sanlmar]

On my way to meeting another escort while drinking screwdrivers in my suv; will be my frst timw with a redhead

She made me send a flacid dick pic before getting the addredss loll

Also, how did she know it was your dick, and not one you just googled? Did you have to put a sign next to your dick saying "Krypt flaccid Iranian cock, 7/29/16"?

If he did I expect the screwdriver spelling errors could leave him waiting.

[ToasterOven]

Godspeed, young man.

[big dick]

Yep, godspeed. Let us know how it goes.

[Krypt]

On my way to meeting another escort while drinking screwdrivers in my suv; will be my frst timw with a redhead

She made me send a flacid dick pic before getting the addredss loll

Will be recording for pfa a


Shes in a holiday inn

:facepalm

[ToasterOven]

Holiday Inn? Krypt, don't do less than a Marriott.

[Mintjewlips]

Judging by your online persona, you're going to be paying for pussy for the rest of your life.

[simpdog]

Holiday Inn? Krypt, don't do less than a Marriott.

At least it's not a motel 6 or super 8.

Maybe if his parents cut him off.

[Buck Nasty]

Surprised its not an Econo Lodge.

[ToasterOven]

Judging by your online persona, you're going to be paying for pussy for the rest of your life.

What happened to the sarcasm and nuance?

[BetCheckBet]

Rofl druff is god. She wanted the cock pic with 2 fingers up to make sure i wasnt "le"

She was making sure you weren;t a black gent.

[ToasterOven]

And, she gutted him and stole his watch.

RIP Krypt.

[SysOp]

And, she gutted him and stole his watch.

RIP Krypt.

[Daly]

And, she gutted him and stole his watch.

RIP Krypt.

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[Bootsy Collins]

The sandn-word flew too close to the sun.

[LarryLaffer]

I hope he still has his kidneys

[hongkonger]

On my way to meeting another escort while drinking screwdrivers in my suv; will be my frst timw with a redhead

She made me send a flacid dick pic before getting the addredss loll

Post pics of fire bush obv

[ToasterOven]

I hope he still has his kidneys

He only needs one.