Originally Posted by
Dan Druff
khalwat has decided that he wants to do a series of bounties to celebrate the life of
Parlay Patz.
Therefore, the following offer has been made by him, in parlay fashion, related to the Friday 4/16/21 freeroll:
$100 bounty of tradershky if he plays
$200 bounty on Brandon if both he and tradershky play
$400 bounty on Eric Bensamochan if he, Brandon, and tradershky play
khalwat has also agreed to co-host the show, provided I get it started before he falls asleep.
Therefore, I am now planning the show for 7:30pm PDT on Friday 4/16, and the freeroll to start at 8:05pm PDT. This should increase the chance that Eric could make it, since he goes to bed early.
Brandon might be the wildcard here, but hopefully he can show up as well. Of course, Brandon is welcome to join us on the show, too, as is tradershky.
The pressure is on!
It's possible we will have $700 in bounties, and possible it will be zero point zero. It's out of my hands now.
Hello. I hope my post finds you well.
I have plans this weekend as the lovely Ms. Jeanne and I are going on a short weekend jaunt together. I will agree to play this Friday night from my cellphone, regardless of where I am but I do have (3) non negotiable requests from you Druff, the sole owner and proprietor of the fraud site.
(1) And most importantly, I respectfully request that Desert Runner is placed from Friday morning at first light until Sunday morning at first light (approximately 48 hours) in his own demilitarized zone. It would be very similar to what Jor-El placed my late grandfather in.
In essence, I respectfully request Desertrunner is placed in his own special prison forum, where other posters can visit him, yet DR can’t escape to any other part of the site except to post (if he so chooses) in his own demilitarized zone.
As a added benefit, this could also provide as a cooling off period for the entire fraud site and it’s various affiliates as progress doesn’t seem to be gaining any traction.
(2) I respectfully request that you allow my little buddy PLOL a one time sponsors exemption to participate (if he so chooses) in the what have you and be deemed eligible to receive any prizes won. At the conclusion of the contest, his account is to be restored back to ineligible status.
As an aside, I don’t condone what PLOL did. But seeing how good PLOL has been in the past in prophesying elections, current events etc its fathomable he saw the unfortunate headache all this would cause you and tried to do you a favor proactively. Again, not condoning his behavior.
(3) And lastly, I respectfully ask that you grant all of PFA’s fallen comrades as of late the custom title of “Pfa Special Emeritus” next to their individual name. Please grant this to Sonatine, Sanlamar, Simpdog and anyone else that has recently left the fraud site or been displeased.
In return for the aforementioned requests I ZoD promise to pahticipate in the free roll from wherever I am Friday evening when it begins, whether it’s in a gourmet steakhouse, my hotel room, or even a late night dip in Lake Oswego.
I await your response Druff. It is out of my hands now.
GS
ZoD