Looks like I knocked up a cocktail waitress.
GG
Looks like I knocked up a cocktail waitress.
GG
merry christmas... yaaaaaaayyyyy...
[ giggles in his cocktail waitress costume ]
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
Not gonna lie, your life is over.
I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or jump off the Hoover Dam... Maybe all 3 at once is the right call here.
Yikes. How long you known her for?
I hate you and all, but having gone through this, I'm well-versed in your future. Feel free to pm once you have stopped spinning. Until then, go buy a case of good beer, and breathe, the sun will come up tomorrow.
"It Could Happen To You"
Minus the attractive waitress
You are Not Nic Cage
No Lottery win likely
I am sure this will end very well, congrats.
Funny that you can hate someone just based on internet banter. In all honesty there is not one person on this board I truly hate. Dislike very strongly, absolutely, but believe it or not you don't fall into that category. It takes a truly bad person who has shown his/her true colors over the years for me to get there. I think overall you're most likely a good person with shitty political views, and maybe some other shitty views as well, but that doesn't necessarily make you a bad person. Just misguided from my pov.
I just want to be in a thread that becomes evidence in a murder trial.
Hi Mom! I'm in a permanent record!
do as I did, pray the kid will get the looks from the mother.
Slava Ukraini!
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