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    Dumb fucker day gone wrong aka don't fuck with split and co.

    So beau and I went for drive. Some dumbass was tailgating us while I was doing speed limit. I ignored and put my signal on to take a right turn which caused this asshole to start blaring horn and yelling out window. I beeped back and yelled fu. Dumbass turns around to come back at us. I try to drive away and he keeps at it honking and yelling like a Jackass. Beau says stop I'm gonna take care of this. I pull over.
    Jackass gets out of car and comes towards our car a roided out meathead. Beau gets out of car and says back off. Dumbass keeps coming. Beau takes out his gun and says BACKOFF. Guy backs off and yells I'm calling cops you pulled a gun on me. Beau says go ahead.
    We get back in car and drive away. Meathead keeps after us. Next thing we know ,4 cop cars are behind us. Yep, the true cops show get hands out of car routine. They get beau out of car and ask us our story. We tell events which match call in witness.
    Meathead also called cops but now is nowhere to be found. Cops call him back to scene. After they talk to him for sometime he gets pulled out of car and fails field sobriety test miserably. We laugh.
    Meathead is cuffed and taken to jail.
    Meathead is lucky. Meathead was 2 steps away from a bullet in his head.
    Concealed carry is a good thing against hammered roided fuckheads.

     
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    lol that is awesome. I like your man's style.....

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    Rather see Split with a gun

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    JFC. AND PET KILLERS TO BOOT. YOU GUYS MUST BE REAL POS OF THE NEIGHBOURHOOD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    So beau and I went for drive. Some dumbass was tailgating us while I was doing speed limit. I ignored and put my signal on to take a right turn which caused this asshole to start blaring horn and yelling out window. I beeped back and yelled fu. Dumbass turns around to come back at us. I try to drive away and he keeps at it honking and yelling like a Jackass. Beau says stop I'm gonna take care of this. I pull over.
    Jackass gets out of car and comes towards our car a roided out meathead. Beau gets out of car and says back off. Dumbass keeps coming. Beau takes out his gun and says BACKOFF. Guy backs off and yells I'm calling cops you pulled a gun on me. Beau says go ahead.
    We get back in car and drive away. Meathead keeps after us. Next thing we know ,4 cop cars are behind us. Yep, the true cops show get hands out of car routine. They get beau out of car and ask us our story. We tell events which match call in witness.
    Meathead also called cops but now is nowhere to be found. Cops call him back to scene. After they talk to him for sometime he gets pulled out of car and fails field sobriety test miserably. We laugh.
    Meathead is cuffed and taken to jail.
    Meathead is lucky. Meathead was 2 steps away from a bullet in his head.
    Concealed carry is a good thing against hammered roided fuckheads.

    LMAO WHAT'S IT LIKE DATING A PUSSY?

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    Beau doesn't get out the car if beau isn't loaded.


    Man comes close to losing life over a spot of road rage.


    Beau likely got sucked dry on journey home.
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    Wow this is so fucked up.... So your boyfriend pulled a gun on a unarmed man? Jesus Christ ever herd of 911? The drunken royd boy figured it out and four units attended the call..... Honestly how would you feel if he murdered a unarmed man. Have to agree with chaps the guy is a fucking idiot fuck up pulling a stunt like that, I would think a trip to the gulags for five years would have made him regret killing some one for being in a bad mood.
    I assume you posted this as some kind of a brag post? LoL

    He may be interested in putting your mutt out of its misery, he probably would have fun. He could tape its lips up like its attacking him teeth bared, you know a self defense kill.

     
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    One time somebody was tailgating me and I threw an egg mcmuffin onto their windshield. I checked my mirror to make sure they weren't a Muscle Man though, otherwise I would have stopped the vehicle, gotten out of the vehicle and pulled a gun on him.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Some dumbass was tailgating us while I was doing speed limit. I ignored and put my signal on to take a right turn which caused this asshole to start blaring horn and yelling out window. I beeped back and yelled fu.

    Dumbass turns around to come back at us. I try to drive away and he keeps at it honking and yelling like a Jackass. Beau says stop I'm gonna take care of this. I pull over. Jackass gets out of car and comes towards our car a roided out meathead. Beau gets out of car and says back off. Dumbass keeps coming. Beau takes out his gun and says BACKOFF. Guy backs off and yells I'm calling cops you pulled a gun on me. Beau says go ahead.

    Concealed carry is a good thing against hammered roided fuckheads.
    things ended well...the other driver is in jail where maybe his ass becomes some bubba's fuckhole



    What state you in? Obviously, not California....

    In California, a basic rule of the road, 'never insist on the right of way'...so with someone behind you too close, pull over and let him pass, even if you are at the speed limt...you never know if he is in an emergency transport situation

    California is a stand your ground state per case law, not statutory...so there is no legal requirement to retreat when confronted...use of deadly force is justified if there is an obvious mismatch of size/strength...but every bullet you fire in self defense will cost you about $10,000 in legal fees defending yourself later

    last about California, in most urban areas, concealed carry permits are almost impossible for ordinary citizens to get---you must be a judge, politician, celebrity or big contributor to the local sheriff to get one...for most of us, transporting a firearm in a car LEGALLY requires the firearm to be unloaded with a locking device on it that will prevent firing and ammunition locked up in a container.

     
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    When people tailgate me I start driving even slower. This either compels them to pass or makes them angrier. Either way, I'm satisfied.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    One time somebody was tailgating me and I threw an egg mcmuffin onto their windshield. I checked my mirror to make sure they weren't a Muscle Man though, otherwise I would have stopped the vehicle, gotten out of the vehicle and pulled a gun on him.

     
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    I am noticing an increase in road rage recently.

    For example, a few weeks ago I was driving on a 2-lane road that was about to merge into 1 lane, so I sped up so I could get ahead of the slow car in the left lane. Turned out it was a meth head looking dude in an old, beat-up car, and he was furious and started tailgating me. Benjamin was in the car, so I wasn't about to pull any funny maneuvers to get rid of him. I didn't drive home, but instead circled the general area, with him following me everywhere I went.

    This guy looked like he was desperate and unpredictable, so I really didn't want a confrontation with him. If it was some 45-year-old businessman on the way home from work, I wouldn't have been concerned.

    Anyway, I was just about to start driving in the direction of the police station, when the guy gave up, went by me, and took off.

    This actually prompted me to look up the law regarding intentionally tailgating and following someone like that. Turns out it is actually illegal in California, and falls under the umbrella of reckless driving.

     
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    what happens if meathead also pulls out a gun

    do you shoot each other dead and call it a draw

    tight country

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by phantom View Post
    what happens if meathead also pulls out a gun

    do you shoot each other dead and call it a draw

    tight country
    No, we call it "n-words doing dumb things".....there is a whole thread on it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    So beau and I went for drive. Some dumbass was tailgating us while I was doing speed limit. I ignored and put my signal on to take a right turn which caused this asshole to start blaring horn and yelling out window. I beeped back and yelled fu. Dumbass turns around to come back at us. I try to drive away and he keeps at it honking and yelling like a Jackass. Beau says stop I'm gonna take care of this. I pull over.
    Jackass gets out of car and comes towards our car a roided out meathead. Beau gets out of car and says back off. Dumbass keeps coming. Beau takes out his gun and says BACKOFF. Guy backs off and yells I'm calling cops you pulled a gun on me. Beau says go ahead.
    We get back in car and drive away. Meathead keeps after us. Next thing we know ,4 cop cars are behind us. Yep, the true cops show get hands out of car routine. They get beau out of car and ask us our story. We tell events which match call in witness.
    Meathead also called cops but now is nowhere to be found. Cops call him back to scene. After they talk to him for sometime he gets pulled out of car and fails field sobriety test miserably. We laugh.
    Meathead is cuffed and taken to jail.
    Meathead is lucky. Meathead was 2 steps away from a bullet in his head.
    Concealed carry is a good thing against hammered roided fuckheads.
    That's the whole problem with this story. You pulled over willingly. You knew your "beau" had a concealed carry and a gun. You escalated the situation. What did you think was going to happen....both guys were going to get out of the cars and discuss their opinions on ISIS?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    When people tailgate me I start driving even slower. This either compels them to pass or makes them angrier. Either way, I'm satisfied.
    How about you try driving with some purpose and not act like a faggot your whole life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spookygook View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    When people tailgate me I start driving even slower. This either compels them to pass or makes them angrier. Either way, I'm satisfied.
    How about you try driving with some purpose and not act like a faggot your whole life
    My purpose is to get from point A to point B. Driving within the speed limit serves that purpose. The upside to driving slightly faster is arriving at my destination a few minutes sooner. The downside is a higher probability of dealing with dick-swinging cops, which I've done plenty of times and decided that it's really not for me.

    Over the course of my lifetime, I might spend a few extra hours on the road as a result. But all the people that get bent out of shape over being cut off or tailgated, or shoulder the stress of being in a huge fucking hurry all the time, well, I bet I outlive them by at least a few years on average.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Spookygook View Post

    How about you try driving with some purpose and not act like a faggot your whole life
    My purpose is to get from point A to point B. Driving within the speed limit serves that purpose. The upside to driving slightly faster is arriving at my destination a few minutes sooner. The downside is a higher probability of dealing with dick-swinging cops, which I've done plenty of times and decided that it's really not for me.

    Over the course of my lifetime, I might spend a few extra hours on the road as a result. But all the people that get bent out of shape over being cut off or tailgated, or shoulder the stress of being in a huge fucking hurry all the time, well, I bet I outlive them by at least a few years on average.

    Slowing down when someone is tailgating is the appropriate response.

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