She ought to throw us a party!Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Not to give Chrissy any ideas because we know he'd fuck it up but:
I suspect his plan is to fake his death by "falling off" the ship
Then when Stace gets the payout she's going to sue "all the haters" for causing Chrissy to kill himself.
is CM's website so legitimate? ... let's take a quick look....
Look at this. Now everyone can be “The GOAT”
Safe to say Chrissy is a Dead Broke Douchebag at the moment. No Memorial Day Weekend Vacation Staycation Paycations... No Casino Chips, No Winning Sports Bets(or even Bet Slips placed at all!), No Fancy Suites in 6 months, NO Masturr Mind meetings in 6 months, annnnd One Fancy Dinner in 3 months at a mediocre Steak House!
Probably lost his last $175 on the Oilers losing to the Stars last night, but since he's too much of a pussy to document ANY of his bets, I thought I would Document it here as it beats Conversation from Masturbating Midgets Every Single Day!
A simple Sports bet transaction history would prove otherwise, but little Fake Millionaires are too scared and stupid to post that.
Instead they post horse cocks and Jasmine Tame look alike photos as seen below. Surely to be deleted VERY soon!
It's also good to get tested for AIDS after Squirting on Couches of Old Gay Guys...
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd the Little Pussy Deleted the Stretching post in record time, just like I predicted! Lol, #Squirt Life Baby
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 05-28-2024 at 08:31 AM.
that's ok, cause he is gonna make up for it today by placing a $25k bet....Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd the Little Pussy Deleted the Stretching post in record time, just like I predicted! Lol, #Squirt Life Baby
edit: i have a feeling this could be an old video that he is " recycling " today.... but i could be wrong... i really have no idea at this moment, just seems to me i have seen this before....
Going to take a lot of days in a row making $100 at table games to win that back if he loses. Lol
Why does a guy that claims to print money at tables games risk 25k on a single sports wager? I thought he wanted to be relatable to small rollers and that is why he plays so small in the table games he posts. I am confused. Haha
His videos are so generic and lame---its hard to even care--so he takes 25k and dumps it all over his car seat and simply tells you he is going to bet it. Wow what a dude!
He could at least make interesting content and drive to a casino and show a little ticket. But nope! Let's dump fake money on my car seat say I am betting then make a quick sales pitch and call it a day so I can get back online and play spinning for $5.
Hard to care as it's just so stupid and boring.
Edit: just a quick glance the front bills look real(probably 1k-1.5k there) and the back ones(majority) have a blue tint and probably fake.
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Maybe it's lighting---I don't claim to be an expert----but it looks so obvious with the color deviation which bills are real and which are fake.
He would be better off using all fake bills so one couldn't so easily see the color difference.
what do you think the odds are that we get to see some sort of bet slip ticket of this supposed $25k bet? and if he is making some sort of bet ( which i kind of doubt he is ) but if he is.... i say he is only putting a few hundred dollars on the Dallas Mavs for tonight.... somewhere in the -130 range at this moment..??
any guesses or any other speculation...?
Last edited by 1dollarboxcar; 05-28-2024 at 11:33 AM.
Given his choice of Clown Outfits today, IF ANY BET was placed, then it was Likely on the Dodgers. They are playing against the Lowly Mets and since it's a Double header, he figures if he loses Game 1, he can Marty bet on the 2nd game! Both teams have lost 5 of their last 6, so he probably figures "Hurr Durr the Dodgers are Due"...
Just a reminder the OTHER time Chrissy went "ALL-IN" on the Dodgers... "Hurr hurr Crying like a little Girl in Tampa!" - Shoutout to April 'Goin Down' Hill!!!
True, but he literally wears that Dodgers's's's Jersey in EVERY other video he does. I saw it at least 6 times in the last few months of his idiotic posts! Plus he's too cheap to buy a Blue Jays or Rangers jersey!TheRivers: That swoosh symbol (Nike) is on every MLB jersey. So h could be wearing any of the dark blue ones including Dodgers, Blue Jays, Rangers, Cubs, and more.
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 05-28-2024 at 12:42 PM.
@BWB, i think you are correct on the Dodgers bet today.... that sure looks like a Dodgers jersey in todays video after watching it again.... and we all know how he likes to wear the jersey of whoever he is betting on, even though he has denied that in the past..... Dodgers 1st game just started.... if Dodgers lose the first game i am gonna bet the Mets for a few dollars just to fade ol' Krissy boy.... lol
notice the Nike swoosh symbol....
If he actually had $25,000 in the car, he’d be an easy mark for getting rolled. But even criminals are smart enough to know he’s a fraud. If he did bet on the Dodgers, I hope they lose. Never rooted against them in my life, but it’s only one game and they are a shoo-in to win the West.
Dodgers came back from down 2-0, and then 2-1 in the 9th. The won 5-2 in 10.
So if the BLOAT bet them, he won.
No matter. We know what happens to all money Chrissy wins.
And after the game, Chrissy magically claims he bet on the Dodgers.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Yup, he PROVED it by posting...
A Screenshot of the Score. LOL!
There you have it folks, indisputable proof that he Bet on The Dodgers today annnnnnd won the bet!?!?!?!
Look folks, here's a picture of my $4 Million Dollar Bet that I placed today folks!?!?
People have been asking me, who did I bet 4 mil on today?
AUSTRIA VIENNA, duhhhhh!
And I documented it, so you can't ever ever ever Dispute or Doubt it! It's Einstein Light Bulb Scientific Folks!?!?!
COLT LIFE BABY!
In the classic "Dance, Chrissy, Dance" category, will Chrissy now post a picture with a lot more money that includes today's winnings to show he actually won?
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Yea the little pussy didn't Bet or Win jack shit! Probably still begging for money in that parking lot and asking people to take his $1000 challenge of Most Big Loads Swallowed in a Minute... Man!1dollarboxcar: not a chance...
*Chrissy Uploads Another Affiliate Play Money click Bait video* This time wearing his cheap Dodgers No-Name Jersey and lop-sided Ball cap that he's worn numerous times to complete his clown outfits. He makes $400 in play money and says that proves you can make $500 per day.
Actually WINNING $500 per day is out of the question of course, cuz "Hurr hurr he has things to do and is extremely busy jerking and sucking off truckers in empty lots!"
Here's a shot of him when he removes his dentures to suck off the next Bird Brain ready to Squirt!
#Truck Sucking Life Baby!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 05-29-2024 at 07:21 AM.
Tariq Reed: I remember when "Goat Life" meant winning thousands of dollars at the (brick & mortar) casino every day and eating in expensive restaurants. But today, "Goat Life" means staying home and playing low stakes online at offshore internet casinos. LOL.
Yep and now he's ranting about how his Reason WHY is now his Reason to CRY!!!
Clearly him diverting attention to another Loss and his remaining idiotic chum(s) keeps asking "Chrissy WHY do we keep losing??? WHY do you keep asking for MORE money??? WHY don't you keep your promises of FREE Masturr minds and Access to ALL your winning stragedies?!?!?"
How long before he starts wearing a Cheap, No-Name Oilers' jersey and jinxes them like he did to the Bruins, Celtics, Avalanche, Dodgers, and KNIIIIIGHTS during their last playoff runs???
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 05-30-2024 at 08:59 AM.
So many lies and contradictions to unpack in this latest FB post...
1) He has said many times that he never had a mentor to show him how to get rich, but in this post he's clearly stating that he DID have a millionaire (ok, maybe just "successful") mentor who gave him the "Reason Why" speech. But despite having this successful mentor with amazing advice, CM admits that he remained a broke loser.
2) CM claims that he's made no less than $50K and "usually" at least $100K per month since MNVB was born. So 57 months at an average of at least $75K per month means that Christopher Mitchell should be able to show us a net worth of at least $4,275,000. So where's the money Christopher? Please show us a house title, car title, bank account statement, brokerage account statement, etc. that would verify your net worth.
3) CM reminds me of the Walter White character in the tv show Breaking Bad where he initially started to cook meth to make money for his wife and son, but it quickly became apparent that he was doing it for his own self-aggrandizement, not for them, and damn the consequences. But CM didn't even start out with altruistic motives for his wife and unborn son, his motives were entirely selfish and self centered, just what we would expect from a narcissistic sociopath like himself.
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