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    Bovada doesn't have a good line for the Clippers, so I'm passing for now.

    Got U193 -105 $525 to win $500 for Houston/Sac
    Got U202 -105 $735 to win $700 for Memphis/Lakers

    Differences in bet has to do with Bovada limits and not my feelings on which bet is better.

    Record now 7-8-2

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    Just saw Bovada went to 199 for Clippers/Det so I took it for $550 to win $500 (the most allowed).

    Then I saw Vegas line went up to 200 at the same time, so I lost a point here. Hope it doesn't fuck me.

    If I have another bad day, I will probably take a break here and reevaluate.

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    might as well give rest of bets that haven't gone off yet even though posting here won't be regular. I made these last night so some lines changed slightly


    Utah Jazz +4.5 (very small NBA sucks)
    Charlotte Hornets +6 (very small NBA sucks)
    UC Davis +2 (good sized bet)
    Tulsa +2.5 (Tulsa baby)
    Louisville -22.5 (Louisville by 30 at least
    Gtown-1 (G's up Hoya's up too)


    Also sweating out BYU 2nd half -2.5


    Tomorrow in football so far I have

    Minnestota +14 (best bet)
    Ohio State -20.5


    Also Ohio State future bet 200 to win 1400

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    honestly I will almost guarantee profit if you blindly take all unders in Atlantis and all overs in Maui.

    You can go one step further and under every game played in any place not normally used for basketball.

    BYU PLEASE WIN OUTRIGHT OR LOSE BY NO MORE THAN 2. PLEASE NO OT!

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    Druff how could you bet under for Lakers?

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    Bang! BYU covers my halftime be by a half point after unluckily going into overtime.

    Bang! 37-17 at half in LOLlantis. They didn't put this game on ESPN like the others. If you have dish network go to 167. Channel called axs.tv I'd never heard of it. Check out this fucking disco shed they are playing in.

    Unfortunately I also forgot that I degen took UAB plus the million points. Lol that's like 90 percent to lose already. These unders are just gonna bang out.

    I just cant resist taking the points in a sure under game. Maybe next time I will remember this when I want to. UAB scored a half court 3 pointer at the buzzer to get to 17 points.

    I haven't slept for a day and half. Can you tell?


    This is when get money though. Also huge stack in lol bovada 40 dolla tourney gong for $1452.00
    Last edited by Brittney Griner's Clit; 11-26-2014 at 05:03 PM.

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    Sitting 3/32 in this tourney and I'm cracked (addied) out which is when I play the best. I would do side bets if anyone can come up with something fair where my win or loss is in the 500-2000 range.

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    Serious question Druff. Why do you bet on Bovada when you live in Vegas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShadyJ View Post
    Serious question Druff. Why do you bet on Bovada when you live in Vegas?
    tax evasion purposes


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    Vegas sportsbooks aren't going to help when Druff is in a new secret location every other week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Picks for today:

    Clippers/Detroit - Under 199 (Type 2)
    Sac/Houston - Under 193 (Type 2) -- Rudy Gay out, also making under good here. Houston also 2-12 in overs so far!
    Memphis/Lakers - Under 202 (Type 2)

    Decided to stop picking Type 4 games for now, which counts out Toronto/Atlanta over. Also, Atlanta just played yesterday and is probably tired, so I don't like the over anyway.

    Milwaukee/Minnesota is a Type 2, but Milwaukee has been giving up high scores lately in a few games, so I decided I don't like the under, especially given how Minnesota is allowing 110ppg.

    Skipping Denver/Phoenix Type 1 because total (215.5) is very high (I think they adjusted a lot for the two-offensive-teams situation.)

    I have lost my last 4 bets and last 5 picks, so bet with caution.
    Fading you on this one. Line jumped 3 points immediately. Good news for you is I suck at the NBA. I have over 203

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    funny thing bovada hasn't cut me off shit but I'm no longer eligible for any promotions when they used to load me up. Now I'm not eligible for even the most basic weekly promos there.

    BUT my new "local internet" bookie says his bosses are sweating him big time over my plays. He seriously called me and told me a California IP was showing up in my account and was worried that I was working for a sports bettor "banned from casinos." (I haven't been anywhere near California during my time with this account.)

    Of course all that he said was bull shit and he was simply sweating the fact that I'm up around 3500 total after losing 925 my first week. It's hilarious. I can almost guarantee his bosses didn't say shit and he was just mad that I'm cutting into his commission...
    Pretty sure a guy thats banned from betting would be betting alot more per game then your up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShadyJ View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    funny thing bovada hasn't cut me off shit but I'm no longer eligible for any promotions when they used to load me up. Now I'm not eligible for even the most basic weekly promos there.

    BUT my new "local internet" bookie says his bosses are sweating him big time over my plays. He seriously called me and told me a California IP was showing up in my account and was worried that I was working for a sports bettor "banned from casinos." (I haven't been anywhere near California during my time with this account.)

    Of course all that he said was bull shit and he was simply sweating the fact that I'm up around 3500 total after losing 925 my first week. It's hilarious. I can almost guarantee his bosses didn't say shit and he was just mad that I'm cutting into his commission...
    Pretty sure a guy thats banned from betting would be betting alot more per game then your up.

    Exactly. My affiliate is kind of a bully moron. But honest enough in my estimation and with pay in or pay out weekly and several other people on same system around it was obvious he was lying to me on the phone. I think he saw his probably small commission dry up for one single week. Mind you I'm already on a TWO HUNDRED DOLLAR LIMIT. so like whatever risked to win 200 is the max allowed. The day he called me just happened the day after I headshot a parlay. "I check IP addresses" was one quote on the phone. Mind you I've only ever even logged into the site through my phone so no IP blocker and such possible. He said "My bosses told me you have someone making your bets from a California IP address." If anything I'm underexaggerating how weird it was. The affiliate just happens to be a hot head that storms out of poker games and stuff.

    Another quote was "I just want to make sure you are making your own bets. If you have someone else making bets on your account you have to tell me who they are."


    Currently 5/9 in my donkament.

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    Clippers under looking fairly good (154 points scored) with 8 min left. It was looking great until a few minutes ago when a number of 3s hit, but it's still on pace to win.

    Houston/Sac was looking bad at halftime (107 points) but has slowed down a bit in the third. Still will probably lose.

    While I was posting this, another 6 points went in in the next minute for LA/Det, so hopefully this one doesn't shit the bed like it did with the Clippers under I had 2 days ago. Game is close so OT can also screw me potentially.

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    And yeah, not happy to see the line moving up so much for the LA/Mem game. Means everyone seems to love the over, PLUS I am getting poor value on the bet had I placed the bet now instead of earlier.

    Everyone is suddenly hitting their 3s in the damn Clippers game. Went from looking great to looking questionable. 170 points with 5:20 left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    And yeah, not happy to see the line moving up so much for the LA/Mem game. Means everyone seems to love the over, PLUS I am getting poor value on the bet had I placed the bet now instead of earlier.

    Everyone is suddenly hitting their 3s in the damn Clippers game. Went from looking great to looking questionable. 170 points with 5:20 left.

    Was gonna tell you that all you needed to fade was a Detroit run. Now you are probably like 30 percent to win. Good luck.


    184 points with 2:39 left.

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    Damnit Clippers are shitting the bed and playing zero D. They gave up 4 points on a free throw play. Not joking. Make/miss/get rebound/hit 3. Then another bucket for Detroit. Now the game is close (2 points).

    184 points scored, 2:31 left. OT will kill me. Non OT, I probably win.

    Hou/Sac coming back down to earth, but still a bit behind pace for me to win.

    Edit: Clippers score 5 unanswered, but not much time ticked off. Now 1:48 left, 98-91. Starting to get nervous because the stupid fouling can screw me. I need Detroit to miss their 3s. Hopefully Clips slow their pace now when they have the ball.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    And yeah, not happy to see the line moving up so much for the LA/Mem game. Means everyone seems to love the over, PLUS I am getting poor value on the bet had I placed the bet now instead of earlier.
    I have a weird feeling it's gonna be a low one tonight, LA is "working" on their defense and could potentially leverage a bonus "we're sick of getting our ass kicked" factor into a close game.. Then again, there is a terrific chance I really have no idea what I'm talking about..

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    LOL super weird play where the Clippers' Jordan blocked a shot cleanly, but then touched the rim after. At first it was ruled goaltending, but then the Clippers bitched and the play was reviewed, and it was considered no goaltending (because he touched the rim after the block), nor was he given a T for touching the rim because nobody had possession. Was a jump ball. Nice break for me, but sadly the Clips hit another 3 for a 3 point lead. Then a foul AGAINST Detroit so I might get fucked by the last minute fouling (48 sec left).

    101-93

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    Looking better now. If that game stays close it was an auto lose for you towards the end. Now clippers up 10 you have good shot.

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