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    Ok, I'll be the first to admit my ignorance. What's the story with Tyde and Hollywood Dave?

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    lol tried to delete

    nh Todd

    guess once you upload an image here its all over
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    just bashed out the rest of the glass on my hatchback window

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    had to clear out all the junk I had stashed in the back so nobody steals it obv

    including battery charger, jumper cables, random unopened beverages, cooler, laundry detergent (partially spilled), CD's, dog food, forgotten blankets

    the list goes on

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    Quote Originally Posted by SetofKs View Post
    This was just a warning shot anyway. Cartel hitmen are really good at what they do, and have a very high success rate, because if they fuck up a hit they will most likely be killed. So, they make sure to get the job done.
    So you're sayin this was a shot across the brow......
    :rimshot

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    just bashed out the rest of the glass on my hatchback window

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    had to clear out all the junk I had stashed in the back so nobody steals it obv

    including battery charger, jumper cables, random unopened beverages, cooler, laundry detergent (partially spilled), CD's, dog food, forgotten blankets

    the list goes on
    So you mention everything but a bullet. Rite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    just bashed out the rest of the glass on my hatchback window

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    had to clear out all the junk I had stashed in the back so nobody steals it obv

    including battery charger, jumper cables, random unopened beverages, cooler, laundry detergent (partially spilled), CD's, dog food, forgotten blankets

    the list goes on
    but still no bullet or entry wound?

    edit: handicap scooped me

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrenadaRoger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by adamantium View Post
    22lr has come a long way

    right...this is a full auto .22 caliber--and the shot sound is hardly a boom, more a snapping sound...more common now for .22 rifles are semi-auto AR-15 or 10/22 Ruger type...thus if a .22, why not multiple shots?

    a single round of .22 needs good shot placement to be lethal for humans (brain or through the heart), 22 usually don't make big enough holes in humans to bleed the victim to death as larger calibers do



    the details don't fit

    i dont want to step on toes but if you're casually describing the damage a 22 round can or cant do without specifying the nature of the round, its speed, what's firing it.. im just saying, a drop of mercury in the top of a .22 hollow point hyper velocity round, cap it with wax, and fire it at some ballistic jelly. its remarkable what mass, velocity, and resistance can result in.

    hell leave out the mercury, just tap an X about halfway down the round with a knife.

    as an aside, that 'snap' noise could describe a 22 or it could be something larger with a suppressor on it.

    or an air rifle.
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    Alright, someone tell me what really happened?

    If this were a warning shot, wouldn't you be warned? Unless you truly want to die. Obviously nobody was shooting at you(or the mule white guy). It wouldn't be one shot, and it certainly wouldn't be at your car.

    So what really happened?

    Kids?

    You said you live right near a school. Kids cutting class or something.

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    been looking all over for the bullet (or any evidence of a bullet) inside the Rover for the last 30 mins

    no evidence of entry into my seat, front dash or exits through any front window on either side...no damage to the windshield either

    policia just left

    trippy

    my front drivers side and passenger windows were wide open.

    I have a feeling the bullet missed my interior and exited through one of the two windows in the front

    my rear window sure as hell didn't explode by itself at 10:30 am

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    can't see my smashed rear window from this vantage point



    but hey....



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    Well just like shower doors made out of tempered glass all it takes is a little nick and then a week later the whole ting just explodes

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    Maybe you should stay away from this guy. Bullet wounds are not really convenient when living the beach bum life. Also, get Winnie a bullet proof vest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by adamantium View Post
    Well just like shower doors made out of tempered glass all it takes is a little nick and then a week later the whole ting just explodes

    I bought a few M-80's a couple weeks ago and I left one or two of them in the back

    but it doesn't make sense that they would explode at random at 10:30 am

    especially since the hole in the glass had basically an 'entry' wound from the east

    if one of the M-80's went off...it would have blown the glass outward

    the hole was facing inward

    pretty sure now that some asshole took a shot at us

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    wouldnt there be hella debris in the car after a big firecracker going of inside it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by adamantium View Post
    wouldnt there be hella debris in the car after a big firecracker going of inside it?

    there is a shitload of broken glass in the back

    I can get a pic if you want to see it

    doesn't really change much though

    we all definitely heard a huge POP when then glass shattered, and scattered like roaches with the lights coming on

    scared the shit out of all 3 of us

    it wasn't just tempered glass giving way...and it wasn't the M-80's I had in the back

    definitely some fuck taking a shot at us with a 22

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    Quote Originally Posted by handicapme View Post
    So you mention everything but a bullet. Rite.
    How about arrows? I can see how you might be mistaken for a zombie.


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    Seems more likely that you woke up and found that your window had been broken. Then you made up the story of being shot at.

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    On Mythbusters they fucking threw a big gulp through the windshield of a passing car, pretty insane damage from a papercup

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by RichardBrodiesCombover. View Post
    Seems more likely that you woke up and found that your window had been broken. Then you made up the story of being shot at.


    try to stop being completely useless and boring, and contribute some actual substance for once

    warm regards

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by RichardBrodiesCombover. View Post
    Seems more likely that you woke up and found that your window had been broken. Then you made up the story of being shot at.

    stop being completely useless and boring, and try to contribute some actual substance for once

    warm regards
    I'm good.

     
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