Sportsbetting with jsizzle

[SrslySirius]

I run my units how I run my units.

I don't know what the hell kinda units you're running here.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

I have crushed by betting on or against Wyoming every week this year and am looking to ride JSEARLE'S SH!THOLE stone-cold locks.

Why? The work load in my MBA program has been owning my soul and I'm looking to blow off some steam with degeneracy. I don't feel like drinking or going to Fort Collins and buying weed.

LORD SEARLES GIVE ME A LOCK AND I WILL FIRE BLINDLY. PLEASE PUT OUR PAST HISTORY ASIDE AND PROVE YOUR WORTH.

THEN THAN MOTHERFUKCERS STAKE ME BRO

Washington Huskies +4

Also like

Alabama -9 (At beginning of season that would be like 25+ point spread over Arkansas)
Mississippi State +3
Iowa -3
Iowa State -3
Minnesota -3.5
Penn St. vs. Michigan Under 41.5


Oh and bet UNLV +6 first half because I'm degen.

Yo Arkansas backers. You thoroughly and utterly and completely and exhaustively dominated the first quarter. The score is still 0-0. I'm not to be denied today. I still have an out for a sweep. Youz about to get your dicks snapped off. Dick Soooeey

[DJ_Chaps]

Proline sucks so I threw 25 onto SI for my parlay fixes. They immed matched the 25, pretty cool.

Ship it!!!


Combination Price
Chicago -1.5 Buffalo at Chicago -105
Pittsburgh Moneyline Pittsburgh at Toronto -150
Columbus Moneyline NY Rangers at Columbus -120
New Jersey Moneyline New Jersey at Florida -140
Bet ID: 283733007 Bet Price: +923
Bet Amount: Can$2.99 Bet Payout: Can$30.58


pre-emptive LOL at myself, but hey, im working it up slowly.

[DRK Star]

I gotta fire 2 units on Auburn getting +110 at -3

Adding A&M -2.5 for 3 units

everybody knows that was a horrible bet

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

seven for eight today! Of course would have been perfect if I don't stupidly take Alabama as Shadygay told me how bad that was. lol.

I will throw up my NFL games.

Jets +10
Bears +3
Dolphins +135
Vikings -2
Panthers vs. Bengals U 43.5
Bills +3 (-120)
Redskins +155
Giants vs. Eagles U 50.5

[Daly]

Pats -1
Jags +4.5

Lacy U 68
Miller U 62
Stafford U 268
Benjaman O 68
Dalton U 237
Ridley U 54
Watkins U 62
Endleman O 72
Gronk O 66
Big Ben O 265

All to win ~ $80

Doubled down on Lacy and added a double bet on Flaco over 255

[Daly]

4PM Games

Ryan O 308
Rivers U 275
Royal U 43
Marshall O 76 (2 Units... yes I did just say that)
Romo O 23
Murray U 82
Williams U 49
Wilson U 18

I need to look at the Zona game a little more closely before I put down on that game.

[Daly]

Finish up the day with

Cruz U 71
McCoy U 80 (2 Units.... oh yes)

I'm also going to bet the under 51 with the full intention to bet the over in Live betting once the scoring starts. NFC East night games always start slow and finish fast.

[BeerAndPoker]

I'm on the OVER 50.5 which means you all should fade given my weekend. I did fade the public as in the PFA public and drunk fired on the Lions about 8am this morning.

[Daly]

Pats -1 Win
Jags +4.5 Win
Lacy U 68 Win X2
Miller U 62 Win
Stafford U 268 Win
Benjaman O 68 Loss
Dalton U 237 Loss
Ridley U 54 Win
Watkins U 62 Win
Endleman O 72 Win
Gronk O 66 Win
Big Ben O 265 Loss
Flaco O 254 Win X2
Ryan O 308 Loss
Rivers U 275 Loss
Royal U 43 Win
Marshall O 76 Win X2
Romo O 23 Loss
Murray U 82 Loss
Williams U 49 Loss
Wilson U 18 Win

13-7 so far today, 16-7 on a unit basis. I did bet Al Morris Under as well but I won't count that win as it wasn't posted.

[jsearles22]

seven for eight today! Of course would have been perfect if I don't stupidly take Alabama as Shadygay told me how bad that was. lol.

I will throw up my NFL games.

Jets +10
Bears +3
Dolphins +135
Vikings -2
Panthers vs. Bengals U 43.5
Bills +3 (-120)
Redskins +155
Giants vs. Eagles U 50.5

So you lost everything you won yesterday huh?

Isn't it harder to act like you always win when you post before the games?

[Daly]

I didn't jump early enough and missed the hook so I held off...... whoops. Nice call.


Edit - Thought I was in your lock call thread of Car +7.5

[BeerAndPoker]

Giants play calling is atrocious. 2nd and 10 from deep back at the 8 yard line and lets run it. Hopefully Philly gets up another TD or so then the Giants go to passing.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

seven for eight today! Of course would have been perfect if I don't stupidly take Alabama as Shadygay told me how bad that was. lol.

I will throw up my NFL games.

Jets +10
Bears +3
Dolphins +135
Vikings -2
Panthers vs. Bengals U 43.5
Bills +3 (-120)
Redskins +155
Giants vs. Eagles U 50.5

So you lost everything you won yesterday huh?

Isn't it harder to act like you always win when you post before the games?

I was on a 14 out of 15 streak before yesterday... all games documented in this forum... I chased hard last night in the night game because I'm degen and that helped. I'm not trying to ever run a tout service or sell my plays but at the same time I don't really ever remember posting my bets after the game is over. Also I don't act like I always win. But when a dork runs his mouth after I have a great day I will stick up for myself.

But yes if you watched the games it was a very very very sick day.

Denver drawing to just a pick 6 to win... get it
Green Bay requiring a fumble recovery, 4th and 10 conversion, and running the field in 30 seconds to win.


This is what I got going today clown. I feel so square for taking the niners but fuck it. I feel they cover.


Also took the Sask Roughriders +3 today because I'm in Canada today and can't watch that shit without action.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

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DJ_Chaps


Chaps, do the Regina Vagina's have a chance?

[DJ_Chaps]

So you lost everything you won yesterday huh?

Isn't it harder to act like you always win when you post before the games?

I was on a 14 out of 15 streak before yesterday... all games documented in this forum... I chased hard last night in the night game because I'm degen and that helped. I'm not trying to ever run a tout service or sell my plays but at the same time I don't really ever remember posting my bets after the game is over. Also I don't act like I always win. But when a dork runs his mouth after I have a great day I will stick up for myself.

But yes if you watched the games it was a very very very sick day.

Denver drawing to just a pick 6 to win... get it
Green Bay requiring a fumble recovery, 4th and 10 conversion, and running the field in 30 seconds to win.


This is what I got going today clown. I feel so square for taking the niners but fuck it. I feel they cover.


Also took the Sask Roughriders +3 today because I'm in Canada today and can't watch that shit without action.

Aloes gonna dice em.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

I was on a 14 out of 15 streak before yesterday... all games documented in this forum... I chased hard last night in the night game because I'm degen and that helped. I'm not trying to ever run a tout service or sell my plays but at the same time I don't really ever remember posting my bets after the game is over. Also I don't act like I always win. But when a dork runs his mouth after I have a great day I will stick up for myself.

But yes if you watched the games it was a very very very sick day.

Denver drawing to just a pick 6 to win... get it
Green Bay requiring a fumble recovery, 4th and 10 conversion, and running the field in 30 seconds to win.


This is what I got going today clown. I feel so square for taking the niners but fuck it. I feel they cover.


Also took the Sask Roughriders +3 today because I'm in Canada today and can't watch that shit without action.

Aloes gonna dice em.

Only pussies take aloe. I like it rawdog cuz I'm a ROUGHRIDER!!!

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

p.s. Someone should have told me you fags have a holiday today.

p.p.s. I really really wish I could talk about just how many pros still play online from the U.S.

p.p.p.s. My buddy is making bank off them

p.p.p.p.s. If you see some guy from Saskatchewan on pstars be super leary becaue he's probably in Panerama tower or something of its ilk.

[Daly]

Going with the Rams +3 105
Kap U 17.5
Kap U 215

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

HAHAHAHAHA CFL. Do you guys actually have a penalty called "ragdolling"????

At least sack and a half tonight on San Fran. Also Orioles