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    Sportsbetting with jsizzle

    Due to overwhelming demand, almost people begging me really, I have decided to start this sports betting thread. I will post my picks here and people can hold me accountable. I want to make one thing crystal clear first though:

    THIS IS NOT THE LOCKS THREAD. THESE ARE JUST MY PICKS. IF YOU WANT STONE COLD LOCKS, CHECK THE APPROPRIATE THREAD

    Sorry for raising my voice. So here are my stats so far this year. This can all be verified by perusing PFA and looking it up. I posted all of this before it happened. You can look if you wish.

    NFL:
    12-3-1, 3-0 Stone cold locks

    MLB:
    3-1

    Golf: +4 units

    So hop on board if you wish. Throw your picks out there. Lets get this thread poppin. Haters gonna hate, I already know that. If you are a better bettor than I throw your picks out there. Its easy to post shit after the fact; it takes some stones to jump out in front of the train.

     
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      Hockey Guy: lol, overwhelming demand
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Props. You've been doing pretty good & definitely posting before it happens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    I know that you posted about the Lions, but I'm not remembering any other picks. Not accusing you of lying, it's just weird for me not to remember any of them.

    Bet responsibly!

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    Gotta like the Chiefs getting 3.5 at home tonight, Arrowhead rocking for a nationally televised game. New England is not the New England of old. They nearly got beat by Oakland last week at home! NE lost at Miami and KC dominated at Miami. Kansas City also gets back Jamaal Charles tonight and Deanthony Thomas might be making his rookie debut. This is essentially a must win for KC. KC laid an egg the first week, was 1 yard away from winning at Denver (without Jamaal), then smashed Miami in Miami last week (without Jamaal). Tonight will be a battle of the #87 as Travis Kelce looks like he could be the next Gronk.

    At first glance I like the under, but I will say I dont have a great track record with over/unders. These two teams are on a 40 avg so far this year. KC is gonna wanna control the clock and keep the ball away from Brady. When NE does have the ball their O-line has been incredibly suspect this year and KC has a dominant trio of pass rushers. These teams are 26 & 29th in yards per game. Everything is shouting under (which means you should load up the over obviously). My money tonight is on KC and 3 units on the under. Im kind of surprised, so avoiding the money line with KC only getting +130.
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    KC wins outright if for no other reason just to piss china off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Patriots cover easy tonight in a low scoring game.


    You want a Patriots loss? Just wait till next week when they play Cinci at home. They lose that game outright.

    Prop card for tonight....

    Brady Under 264.5
    Ridley Under 65.5
    Edelman Over 76.5
    Edelman Over 6.5
    Smith under 222.5
    Bowe under 4
    Bowe under 48.5
    Kelce Over 41.5
    Ninkovich Under 5.5 *** Best bet on the whole board, 3 units.
    Mayo Under 9 ** 2 units
    Cooper under 5.5 ** 2 Units

    The KC scorer hands out the least amount of assisted tackles in the league.
    Last edited by Daly; 09-29-2014 at 11:37 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Patriots cover easy tonight in a low scoring game.


    You want a Patriots loss? Just wait till next week when they play Cinci at home. They lose that game outright.

    Prop card for tonight....

    Brady Under 264.5
    Ridley Under 65.5
    Edelman Over 76.5
    Edelman Over 6.5
    Smith under 222.5
    Bowe under 4
    Bowe under 48.5
    Kelce Over 41.5
    Ninkovich Under 5.5 *** Best bet on the whole board, 3 units.
    Mayo Under 9 ** 2 units
    Cooper under 5.5 ** 2 Units

    The KC scorer hands out the least amount of assisted tackles in the league.
    I cant comment on the defensive stuff because I dont pay nearly as much attention to that. But here is my take on the rest:
    Brady under- near lock
    Ridley under- meh, cant decide
    Edelman- would lean towards both overs
    Bowe- I just feel like you are missing the boat on this one. Just a gut feeling that he is going to pop off for 7 for 100 and a TD. This could be my most foolish prediction, i just feels it
    Kelce- beg borrow and steal, this is happening
    Last edited by jsearles22; 09-29-2014 at 12:39 PM.
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    jsizzle. nigga hole. you might be the worst nickname guy out there right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    jsizzle. nigga hole. you might be the worst nickname guy out there right now.
    You win some, you lose some. Just fire on my locks and quit worrying about the nickname. #moneytruck
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Just fire on my locks and quit worrying about the nickname. #moneytruck
    For sure not tonight.

    For sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Just fire on my locks and quit worrying about the nickname. #moneytruck
    For sure not tonight.

    For sure.

    I didnt post any locks for tonight. Try to keep up. In fact I typed it in bold- THIS IS NOT THE LOCKS THREAD
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    jsearles are you trying to lure in PLOP/OSA/fluffy with your nickname?

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    jsearles are you trying to lure in PLOP/OSA/fluffy with your nickname?
    No, if I was going to do that I would have went with JSmooth

     
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    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Gotta like the Chiefs getting 3.5 at home tonight, Arrowhead rocking for a nationally televised game.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    KC wins outright if for no other reason just to piss china off.
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    ▄▄▄▌▐██▌.▌ Good pick by JSmooth
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    Hope you didn't take the under though because points will rain down now,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    For sure not tonight.

    For sure.

    I didnt post any locks for tonight. Try to keep up. In fact I typed it in bold- THIS IS NOT THE LOCKS THREAD
    Well then, it appears I was correct. For sure, not tonight.

    Weird, tho, how the guy who was banned for betting shenanigans all of a sudden wants to brag about his betting prowess.
    Last edited by Crowe Diddly; 09-29-2014 at 06:51 PM.

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    Where's your Scamatar?

    Druff?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Patriots cover easy tonight in a low scoring game.


    You want a Patriots loss? Just wait till next week when they play Cinci at home. They lose that game outright.

    Prop card for tonight....

    Brady Under 264.5
    Ridley Under 65.5
    Edelman Over 76.5
    Edelman Over 6.5
    Smith under 222.5
    Bowe under 4
    Bowe under 48.5
    Kelce Over 41.5
    Ninkovich Under 5.5 *** Best bet on the whole board, 3 units.
    Mayo Under 9 ** 2 units
    Cooper under 5.5 ** 2 Units

    The KC scorer hands out the least amount of assisted tackles in the league.
    I cant comment on the defensive stuff because I dont pay nearly as much attention to that. But here is my take on the rest:
    Brady under- near lock
    Ridley under- meh, cant decide
    Edelman- would lean towards both overs
    Bowe- I just feel like you are missing the boat on this one. Just a gut feeling that he is going to pop off for 7 for 100 and a TD. This could be my most foolish prediction, i just feels it
    Kelce- beg borrow and steal, this is happening
    My bets last night was 1 unit Chiefs, 1 unit under, 2 units Brady under,1 unit Edelman over catches, 1 unit Bowe over catches, 1 unit Bowe over yards, 3 units Kelce over. So I go 8-2. All Im saying is if you are fading me, you are losing your ass! BOOM

    NFL:
    20-5-1, 3-0 Stone cold locks

    MLB:
    3-1

    Golf: +4 units

     
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    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    keep hating on jsizzle, just know he's from the show-me state and

    jsizzle shown

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    Early lines have Cincinnati at -1.5 or -2 at home vs NE next Sunday night. Are you kidding me? After what the Chiefs just did to NE? Cincinnati looks like maybe one of the most complete teams in the league right now. I usually fire on Bovada, who hasnt opened the game yet. Im calling a local guy to see if I can get 10 units on Cincinnati right now for anything -2.5 or better. This line might be -7.5 by game time
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WillieMcFML View Post
    keep hating on jsizzle, just know he's from the show-me state and

    jsizzle shown

    anybody to claim "locks" in a spread bet where they haven't paid off the players is not to be listened to... Ever. Anyone in sports betting knows this. My record on this site is riciculously ridiculous but obviously I was just running hot. Last year was silly for me. Thank god I didn't read this thread or I would have never fired on K.C. though.


    I will give j thh thh some credit though. Whoever it is that he is smart enough to be tailing is running hot right now.

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