Sportsbetting with jsizzle

[jsearles22]

Due to overwhelming demand, almost people begging me really, I have decided to start this sports betting thread. I will post my picks here and people can hold me accountable. I want to make one thing crystal clear first though:

THIS IS NOT THE LOCKS THREAD. THESE ARE JUST MY PICKS. IF YOU WANT STONE COLD LOCKS, CHECK THE APPROPRIATE THREAD

Sorry for raising my voice. So here are my stats so far this year. This can all be verified by perusing PFA and looking it up. I posted all of this before it happened. You can look if you wish.

NFL:
12-3-1, 3-0 Stone cold locks

MLB:
3-1

Golf: +4 units

So hop on board if you wish. Throw your picks out there. Lets get this thread poppin. Haters gonna hate, I already know that. If you are a better bettor than I throw your picks out there. Its easy to post shit after the fact; it takes some stones to jump out in front of the train.

[Hockey Guy]

Props. You've been doing pretty good & definitely posting before it happens.

[Sloppy Joe]

I know that you posted about the Lions, but I'm not remembering any other picks. Not accusing you of lying, it's just weird for me not to remember any of them.

Bet responsibly!

[jsearles22]

Gotta like the Chiefs getting 3.5 at home tonight, Arrowhead rocking for a nationally televised game. New England is not the New England of old. They nearly got beat by Oakland last week at home! NE lost at Miami and KC dominated at Miami. Kansas City also gets back Jamaal Charles tonight and Deanthony Thomas might be making his rookie debut. This is essentially a must win for KC. KC laid an egg the first week, was 1 yard away from winning at Denver (without Jamaal), then smashed Miami in Miami last week (without Jamaal). Tonight will be a battle of the #87 as Travis Kelce looks like he could be the next Gronk.

At first glance I like the under, but I will say I dont have a great track record with over/unders. These two teams are on a 40 avg so far this year. KC is gonna wanna control the clock and keep the ball away from Brady. When NE does have the ball their O-line has been incredibly suspect this year and KC has a dominant trio of pass rushers. These teams are 26 & 29th in yards per game. Everything is shouting under (which means you should load up the over obviously). My money tonight is on KC and 3 units on the under. Im kind of surprised, so avoiding the money line with KC only getting +130.

[Hockey Guy]

KC wins outright if for no other reason just to piss china off.

[Daly]

Patriots cover easy tonight in a low scoring game.


You want a Patriots loss? Just wait till next week when they play Cinci at home. They lose that game outright.

Prop card for tonight....

Brady Under 264.5
Ridley Under 65.5
Edelman Over 76.5
Edelman Over 6.5
Smith under 222.5
Bowe under 4
Bowe under 48.5
Kelce Over 41.5
Ninkovich Under 5.5 *** Best bet on the whole board, 3 units.
Mayo Under 9 ** 2 units
Cooper under 5.5 ** 2 Units

The KC scorer hands out the least amount of assisted tackles in the league.