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    Who's watching Nik Wallenda tightrope walk across the Grand Canyon on Discovery?

    No net, no tether.

    7 Wallendas have died on the wire...
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    I'm watching, but I've got a really bad feeling about this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonamoose View Post
    I'm watching, but I've got a really bad feeling about this.
    I'm nervous as hell for him, but I think worse case he sits down and they come out and get him.
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    if he falls it will make a great "later fag" emoticon

     
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    This is starting to get annoying. It's been an hour and 15 minutes and he isn't even on the side of the canyon he needs to be on.

    It's like every 5 minutes they keep saying countdown is almost 0. Just throw the asshole onto the wire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonamoose View Post
    This is starting to get annoying. It's been an hour and 15 minutes and he isn't even on the side of the canyon he needs to be on.

    It's like every 5 minutes they keep saying countdown is almost 0. Just throw the asshole onto the wire.
    Kind of tilting, and Olsteen is gonna put me over the edge.
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LLL View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by anonamoose View Post
    This is starting to get annoying. It's been an hour and 15 minutes and he isn't even on the side of the canyon he needs to be on.

    It's like every 5 minutes they keep saying countdown is almost 0. Just throw the asshole onto the wire.
    Kind of tilting, and Olsteen is gonna put me over the edge.
    Yeah the whole religion thing is getting annoying too.

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    He will have a tether. It is all bullshit.

    Thank You. Come Again.

     
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      LLL: Nope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bukowski72 View Post
    He will have a tether. It is all bullshit.

    Thank You. Come Again.
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    Quote Originally Posted by bukowski72 View Post
    He will have a tether. It is all bullshit.

    Thank You. Come Again.

    rofl wasnt this marketed aggressively as some sort of no-tether suicide trip?
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

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    Putting the shoes on. Finally almost time.

     
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    super tilted that ive been watching this guy's life story... when i opened the thread i expected to this guy to be on the wire teetering on the edge of death

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    would be hof if he fell now with all the praise you jesus i love you comments

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    foreshadowing: "this wire is slippery"

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    Christ, this is turning into an infomercial for Jesus... or Satan.
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    this guy talking in his ear is horrible

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    Quote Originally Posted by LLL View Post
    Christ, this is turning into an infomercial for Jesus... or Satan.

    Was thinking more like this....



     
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    Heard the one do an interview on the mitch albom radio show. I don't really care though. If he augers in, be a pal and post a gif. i'll be glad to later fag it.

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    "As for that no harness or net thing, Wallenda says, “I’ve trained for holding on to that cable if there is an emergency.” Rescue teams will be stationed on both sides of the canyon, and helicopters can be there to rescue him within 60 seconds."

    One Problem With Nik Wallenda's Grand Canyon Walk: It Isn't At The Grand Canyon
    http://www.forbes.com/sites/andrewbe...-grand-canyon/

    He also has magnets sewn into his clothes in case he falls. In about 6 months the Jesus freak will be busted for some sex related dustup.
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