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    Druff can you help me save money

    What if for the past 5 years you made around 100k every year and fast forward to today you had barely anything to show for it? Would you
    feel like complete shit? Well that's basically me. What the hell do I spend my money on? I have no idea. I guess a lot of small meaningless things really adds up over a year! Druff what if I where to send you a large % of my winnings every month and posted that I am in agreement to not be allowed to get that money back/touch it until a full year? Would you do it? I would pay you for this service...In addition you should make a long dramatic post on ways to save money.



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    You a grown ass man or a child, dude? Your post is pathetic on about a thousand levels. I'm guessing you didn't make anywhere near 100k a year if you have basically nothing to show for it. You probably haven't paid a cent in taxes so you are burning through 8k a month? That's hard to do unless you're a complete degen retard.

    You don't need your daddy Druff to hold your money. Open an account and Vanguard and deposit money into it each month. I know its very difficult to show this kind of discipline....well for a 12 year old anyways.

    Grow the fuck up.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    You a grown ass man or a child, dude? Your post is pathetic on about a thousand levels. I'm guessing you didn't make anywhere near 100k a year if you have basically nothing to show for it. You probably haven't paid a cent in taxes so you are burning through 8k a month? That's hard to do unless you're a complete degen retard.

    You don't need your daddy Druff to hold your money. Open an account and Vanguard and deposit money into it each month. I know its very difficult to show this kind of discipline....well for a 12 year old anyways.

    Grow the fuck up.
    Lighten up Pooh. Stalking Beth Shak ain't cheap.

     
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    You will always be an emotional wreck. Calling you pathetic is putting it nicely.

     
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    FYI, if you put had put 4k a month in the market starting 5 years ago you'd be sitting on over 300k. Tight life.

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    I do pay taxes. Saving the majority of my money is something ive always tried and I know I won't be successful at it...Trying something over and over again expecting the same results is the definition of insanity. I just can't live a different lifestyle than I have unless I do this!

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    If you're self employed tie a SEP account to your checking acct and have it automatically pull $250 every 2 weeks. You won't even notice the deduction after a while

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    This is it, Druff. You've spent the last 10 years setting up a long con. Time to spring the trap
    TRUMP 2024!

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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    Weekly eyebrow waxes ain't cheap.


    LOL @ you making $100k a year for the last 5 years. Seriously hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
    Weekly eyebrow waxes ain't cheap.


    LOL @ you making $100k a year for the last 5 years. Seriously hilarious.
    If you are willing to bet a couple thousand I can garentee druff will have more than 100k at the end of the year from me...Druff can escrow this bet as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
    Weekly eyebrow waxes ain't cheap.


    LOL @ you making $100k a year for the last 5 years. Seriously hilarious.
    Idk what the online scene is like, but $100k/yr seems really easy for any live pro.
    TRUMP 2024!

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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    Step 1: Accept Vegas1369 as your Lord and Saviour
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    bet $1000 on an 8 game parley instead of $10

    Step 3: Profit!
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
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    If you're really serious about doing this, then yes, we can arrange something.

    However, it will have to be ironclad and set in stone, where you can't claim you need the money for an 'emergency' or any other BS. Once you give it to me, it will be locked up until a specified period of time has passed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    If you're really serious about doing this, then yes, we can arrange something.

    However, it will have to be ironclad and set in stone, where you can't claim you need the money for an 'emergency' or any other BS. Once you give it to me, it will be locked up until a specified period of time has passed.
    yesssssssssss

    let's start on thursday! I want your wife to be aware of the fund though incase you pass away...Hey you never know man..

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryland View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    If you're really serious about doing this, then yes, we can arrange something.

    However, it will have to be ironclad and set in stone, where you can't claim you need the money for an 'emergency' or any other BS. Once you give it to me, it will be locked up until a specified period of time has passed.
    yesssssssssss

    let's start on thursday! I want your wife to be aware of the fund though incase you pass away...Hey you never know man..
    Trying to give her another reason to kill him? Insurance & now some other free money.
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    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    If you're really serious about doing this, then yes, we can arrange something.

    However, it will have to be ironclad and set in stone, where you can't claim you need the money for an 'emergency' or any other BS. Once you give it to me, it will be locked up until a specified period of time has passed.


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    fast forward in time, this bad boy will without doubt end up in the HOF

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
    Weekly eyebrow waxes ain't cheap.


    LOL @ you making $100k a year for the last 5 years. Seriously hilarious.
    Idk what the online scene is like, but $100k/yr seems really easy for any live pro.
    I'm not saying he can't do it now, but if you have read the unstable ramblings of our good friend Ryland over the last 5 years, it's really difficult to come to the conclusion that he has cleared $100k each of the last 5 years.

    Good luck to him and his glorious brows though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rickastley View Post
    fast forward in time, this bad boy will without doubt end up in the HOF
    Given "Breaking Bad" is about to finish, this is excellent timing.
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    I would guess Rylands 100k a year is pretty accurate or very close to those #s

    1. Also stop giving money to backers first off (if your being staked still)

    2. Stop buying stupid shit

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