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    I am trying to save up 1,000 dollars to play poker professionally, any tips?

    I've been putting aside money here and there for the last five years, looking to hit 1,000 and take a shot at playing professionally, and was looking for tips, like what's yuour favoirte starting hands?

     
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    Why the fuck am I not Diamond Pro?

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    Sell plasma to build a roll.

    93 offsuit is a good hand it makes two pair more often then any other one.

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    Really.. you better off working at Mcdonalds for the rest of your life! Take that 1k and play lotto.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by snowtracks View Post

    Really.. you better off working at Mcdonalds for the rest of your life! Take that 1k and play lotto.
    It's a joke, newbie.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    Why the fuck am I not Diamond Pro?

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    My favorite hand is queen 7 because you cant make a straight with both your hole cards. So when you do flop a straight you almost always get paid off.

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    hands are ok
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

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    Hey zac are you still in the fast food industry?

    Also dont forget the key to poker is to put a man to a decision for all your chips.

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