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    I think a gay man hit on me tonight

    Was at a bar watching the Steelers. I was bullshitting with a guy and he was talking about his 19 year old son in the Marines.

    I take a piss and when I get back the dude has moved over two stools and has agro in my face.

    Just got the fuck to my car. /end

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    Quote Originally Posted by RobbieBensonFan View Post
    Was at a bar watching the Steelers. I was bullshitting with a guy and he was talking about his 19 year old son in the Marines.

    I take a piss and when I get back the dude has moved over two stools and has agro in my face.

    Just got the fuck to my car. /end
    Probably just a weirdo.

    Gays make up less than 2% of the population.

    That doesn't include limp-wristed boxers like DirtyB who are confused about their sexuality.

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    If it had been confirmed gay man hitting on you, would it have bothered you? What would you have done?

    You should try taking it up the pooper, it might be easier than going out on dates with 28 year old virgins and getting shitfaced then trying to score. A certain kind of homo might be turned on by the way you act out your feelings of inadequacy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SixToedPete View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by RobbieBensonFan View Post
    Was at a bar watching the Steelers. I was bullshitting with a guy and he was talking about his 19 year old son in the Marines.

    I take a piss and when I get back the dude has moved over two stools and has agro in my face.

    Just got the fuck to my car. /end
    Probably just a weirdo.

    Gays make up less than 2% of the population.

    That doesn't include limp-wristed boxers like DirtyB who are confused about their sexuality.
    you're not including the 50% of the dude population that is gay when they're drunk

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    He wasn't hitting on you lol. He saw another pathetic drunk sitting alone and started a conversation. You should have been happy he sat next to you, that way you looked like a little bit less of a loser.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
    He wasn't hitting on you lol. He saw another pathetic drunk sitting alone and started a conversation. You should have been happy he sat next to you, that way you looked like a little bit less of a loser.


    Dude sounds a year or two away from being agoraphobic.
    "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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    The horror
    TRUMP 2024!

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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    Make a friend and this won't happen.

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    probably just a power bottom storm-chaser chaser

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