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    Happy Easter

    Who is leading prayer this year?

    Do you think Jesus will forgive everyone on PFA?

    What about Pdiddy (aka Pdiddler) and SBF?

    At what point in time does Easter get removed as a holiday?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Who is leading prayer this year?

    Do you think Jesus will forgive everyone on PFA?

    What about Pdiddy (aka Pdiddler) and SBF?

    At what point in time does Easter get removed as a holiday?
    I got a special dispensation for active participants in the wagering thread and worked out a deal where Easter prayer will be sponsored by Draftkings this year.

    Forgiveness is trickier. I was able to get most a pass, but hard to explain multipage racist filled rants by some of our older retired sex worker female members running around claiming to be Christian, and then there is the obvious pedo behavior being demonstrated by a certain retired civil servant.

    The big guy doesn't approve of most of us, but the ones who fly his flag and then vomit their ugly and hate-filled gibberish here every day, that's a hard pill to swallow for the man upstairs.

    Lot of misbehavin going on. Not heeding his word. Running around with pickles and flashlights in their mouth, or being straight out paid for oral sex. The big man made it pretty clear he sees no distinction.

    I lobbied for mercy for both of them, but I just got my buy one get one free Art of the Deal/$59.99 DJT MAGA bible collectors pack.
    I was reminded while reading Art of the Deal to never enter a negotiation you weren't willing to walk away from. I almost got up and walked out from the big guy, but then decided their salvation couldn't break up a solid deal.


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    Criminal blacks hiding under guise of racism no longer plays, what is worse is whites that stick up for criminal blacks.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Criminal blacks hiding under guise of racism no longer plays, what is worse is whites that stick up for criminal blacks.
    As jeebus intended.
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    This will get you to Hell.
    Nothing tastes as good as healthy feels.

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