(Verse 1)
In the heart of the desert, where the cards were cold,
Lived a gambler named Chinamaniac, a story to be told.
He played poker and blackjack, every game in town,
But Lady Luck ignored him, always letting him down.
(Chorus)
Chinamaniac, he was chasing a dream,
In the neon-lit casinos, where the cards gleam.
He couldn't understand why his fortune was thin,
'Til he hired a mariachi band to sing about him.
(Verse 2)
He said, "Mariachis, follow me, and play your songs so loud,
Sing about my victories, make the crowd so proud.
I need your music, your courage, your flair,
To help me conquer this gambling despair."
(Chorus)
Chinamaniac, with his mariachi crew,
He'd walk into the casino, knowing what to do.
With their songs in the air, and his instincts in sight,
He'd win big every time, in the neon casino's light.
(Verse 3)
Now Chinamaniac, he was rolling in dough,
His fortune grew bigger, with every card he'd throw.
The mariachi band played, their guitars strumming high,
As Chinamaniac's legend reached for the sky.
(Chorus)
Chinamaniac, with his mariachi's song,
He proved that with courage, you can't go wrong.
He trusted his instincts, he followed his fate,
And now he's a legend, with riches so great.
(Verse 4)
In the land of the gamblers, his name will live on,
The man who hired mariachis, until his fortune was drawn.
With a heart full of courage, and a band by his side,
Chinamaniac triumphed, in the game of life.
(Chorus)
Chinamaniac, the gambler who dared,
To trust in his instincts, with mariachi's flair.
He won it all, with a smile on his face,
A legend of riches, in this wild gambling race.