I'm a millionaire now, deal with it!!!

[Goodpoop]

What are you on H or something?

No, there is one definition of a millionaire
-a person whose assets are worth one million dollars or more.


Whether lame in your opinion, or not,
1 + 2 are both millionaires.
You should join Dwai's GED #TrumpTrain group, or quit drugs.

How does that make sense? If I have $50k in the bank and take out a loan on a $1M house, now I’m a millionaire?

Don’t think so. Must be net worth.

You can'ts bes this dums. Buy a 1milly house, 10 years later house worth 2milly you owe 500k. you bes a millyaire