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    New Facebook video embed option for most Chrissy videos.

    Using facevid3 instead of facevid or facevid2.

    That makes it wide enough, but not ridiculously tall.

    I see 1dollarboxcar is doing it a bit incorrectly, too. May not work unless you do it exactly right. See this post for format: https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...Facebook-video

    Also do not put extraneous spaces before or after in the tag.

     
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      1dollarboxcar: i've been experimenting with the regular facevid tag.... and the facevid 2 tag.... didn't know anything about the facevid 3 .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
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    so does anyone know which LV casino he won the 6k on the slot machine ??

    the display on bottom left says he is at the RIO. what a shit hole to bring your "students" to. probably did so bc he's such a big player there (b/c he's the only player there).
    nice eye !! and this is very funny too !!!... because if i remember correctly.... when Krissy tells the story about how his gambling career began... it was at the Rio.... where the craps table was going crazy.... he was there for an MLM event.... and now he claims since he is a multimillionaire... he would never ever go back there.... cause it is a Shit Hole... was his exact words... poor Krissy keeps digging a bigger hole for himself everyday....

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Correct, his first Vegas casino was supposedly the Rio back in 2018 when he was either a Millionaire from ACN staying in fancy suites and traveling the world in first class or a Dead broke Uber driver!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Boz View Post
    Thanks tellafriend, it’s definitely Rio. With new owners and operators they haven’t banned him yet. But we will definitely do our part to let them know who is running scams out of there. But I wonder if they are happy to take his money at this point as they try to gain business? Name:  
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    i'm really not trying to nitpick, but look at the bottom right picture --- $5k gives you all weekend access but you have to send this fool $10k as a non-refundable deposit to reserve your spot.


    this mf gets dumber by the day. lies on top of lies get hard to keep up with.

     
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      Pickleball: I am pretty sure he will edit the deposit amount after you called him out for being a dumb shit. My guess is that he wanted $1,000.00 for a deposit If anyone is stupiid enough to pay this asshole 5K, they deserve an empty wallet. Zilch!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by The Boz View Post
    Thanks tellafriend, it’s definitely Rio. With new owners and operators they haven’t banned him yet. But we will definitely do our part to let them know who is running scams out of there. But I wonder if they are happy to take his money at this point as they try to gain business? Name:  
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    i'm really not trying to nitpick, but look at the bottom right picture --- $5k gives you all weekend access but you have to send this fool $10k as a non-refundable deposit to reserve your spot.


    this mf gets dumber by the day. lies on top of lies get hard to keep up with.
    It's the old Scam of "well hurr hurr you already paid for one, I'll give you a break for two bottles of snake oil!" Basically, he has their deposit and they're on the hook until the BFE weekend is completed. Once they're nearing the end or maybe as soon as they start winning, Chrissy starts pitching them on "extra time". Similar to D-Luck who seems to be schilling for Extra Time packages now more than ever.

    He'll start off with, " Hurr durr well I already have the payment, so you don't even have to pay me, and since we're winning, it will be Like you got the Extra Time for FREE!?!?!" The rube falls for it or haggles it down to maybe 2-3K for the extra time and Chrissy extorts them for more without even having to Beg much!

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    Speaking of Begging, here is little Kyle shaming a foreigner for asking for money. Sort of like HE was begging for money on his birthday 3 years ago because he "forgot his bankroll at home"??? Wonder how he'd feel if Brandon or whoever lent him the money made a video or FB story about that incident... folks???

    Why doesn't the Christian Millionaire, who likes to give to the Poor, help this poor person with an advance to join his Chums club. Then he can Copy the Bloat BET FOR BET and win by default? It's like Chrissy CAN'T LOSE this deal and he gets to help a poor, foreigner and PROVE that he is in fact the Goat? I mean it's so easy folks, Stop Being So CHEAP Chrissy, put your Money where your Dirty, Cum Covered Mouth is!!

    Here's FORMER Chum Rich Hudson telling the tale of the Greet n Toss in Chicago where Chrissy lost his ass and got the Chum's Club thrown out. Sounds like they had a great night watching the Midget Masturbator go mental!

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    Why doesn't the Bloat show those 53K in bets? Or his bet on the Cowboys that had him make Angry midget tirades, which were probably doubled when the Lions Upset the Rams and likely cost the Squirter more money? Documentation Beats Masturbation Chrissy!

     
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      TheRivers: What’s really funny is that all of these beggars that he is sharing profiles of he is actually “friends” with them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor View Post
    Tariq Reed: CM has now edited his post: The $20K turned into $10K and the $19K turned into $9K. He just gambled these spoecific big amounts this morning so it seems odd that he couldn't remember the right numbers.
    The Masturbator Midget Moron can’t claim he made a typo, as Both numbers would have to accidentally be typed to correspond to one another and it’s a billion to 1 you make one typo and then another typo directly after that corresponds to it, unless of course both are Complete Lies! Hahahaha, busted him again!

    Speaking of Busted, old Busto Bird Brain is getting lit up on his YT channel despite being overseas currently with his Male Order Bride cucking him with a Filipino Triad Member! Lol!


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    This is a prime reason scratch off tickets have games on them instead of scratching one box----you win X amount of dollars, you lose. Besides creating a touch of suspense for the gambler it also activates a part in the brain that tricks you into thinking you have some sort of control over the situation. You don't. It's hilarious when someone tells you "i was so close to winning a big jackpot was just 1 yard away(on a football scratch off) lol.

    You are never going to convince these guys that they don't have control---these games are made to fool the dimwitted into thinking they have just that---control. If it feels right it is right, in their minds. Simple as that....

    Also to stop believing in this means to stop believing in their dreams to be millionaires(these people also believe money solves EVERYTHING) and having everything. Just look at those YT videos of the trucker that would walk his dog(i forget his name) he thought Chris's book was going to make him a millionaire and just how excited he got---going to have 5 million(after winning around $52) going to invite people to vegas and pay for their airfare, pay for their gambling and he was not going to invite his haters, so you better be nice. etc.

    They don't live in reality or don't want to live in reality. Rational thought nor stats/probability talk will ever convince any of them...

     
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      BedWetterBettor: True, in Bird Brain's case it's also he wants attention due to his loneliness. He so DESPERATELY wants friends, he's willing to pay for them and he saw how people drooled over Chrissy and really wants THAT sort of adulation from ANYBODY!
      
      TheRivers: The trucker was a member of Chrissy’s group and then left…and still thought there was a way to win. He claimed he would be retired from driving trucks by the end of 2022. Guess that didn’t work out even in 2023.
      
      1dollarboxcar: i think his name was Bart... YT channel is " this is Bart and my trucking life " ... or something like that...

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    BedWetterBettor: True, in Bird Brain's case it's also he wants attention due to his loneliness. He so DESPERATELY wants friends, he's willing to pay for them and he saw how people drooled over Chrissy and really wants THAT sort of adulation from ANYBODY!


    Yep. This is the other pull Chris has---not only is he a friend in their minds but also a celebrity. They watch this guy on the TV(how their brain processes it) He is an authority figure.

    He has a decent little scam going. He befriends(in his way) lonely degenerate gamblers who look up to him as a genius and celeb. This also fuels Chris's massive ego. They won't say a bad word about him even when they lose because they don't want to lose the friend who they still admire.

    The biggest thing on our side is Chris isn't educated so just donks off the money almost as fast as it comes in. If he had any brains he could be showing off a hell of a lot right now and it would be hard to call him a fraud as he could easily pretend everything came from gambling and not from the rubs paying him...

     
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      BedWetterBettor: What's ironic and funny is Chrissy did the same thing in Bodybuilding and eventually Gay Porn by watching bigger "stars" and trying to be like them! Unfortunately for Squirtstopher those Photos and Videos are Up There FOREVER!! LOL, YOU READY???

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    Then lastly, there is also the pull of religion and that he has a family. The religion is because religious people now feel like a prosecuted minority---they aren't, still a massive majority but these people are all about feel(obviously) and not fact. The family thing because once again most are lonely(not all) and they think getting large sums of money will bring them women and in turn children. Once again that money solves every single problem in their minds.

    I give Druff and all of you a ton of credit for trying---but gl breaking this spell. It only gets broken once they can't afford to lose anymore.

    edit: i remember how Zach was already donating to the church after winning a few bucks. It's hilarious to see how brainwashed and how quickly after a few tiny wins. This is how quick they believe. Almost impossible for anyone of us to break this---it will just about always lead them to losing at the very least everything they can afford. Watching Zach lose and then re-start with like $5 and still thinking.....Ugh. I could go on and on. Just is what it is with these people. The data is all right there online but obviously data/facts don't matter to many people...

     
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      BedWetterBettor: It also depends on the person, we've only seen/heard the Losers that followed and lost. We rarely hear about the people that sniffed it out as suspect, gave it a week or month chance and then abandoned ship and told him "No Thanks".
      
      The Boz: Zach would be a great interview if he would be honest. The stories he could tell.

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    What’s especially sad here is that he actually has had a large amount of cash that has come in with this acam (Druff estimates it’s over a million dollars in the past 4 years and I don’t disagree) yet he doesn’t seem to know how to truly preserve his money:

    - He’s a degenerate gambler and loses a ton of it and thus has to keep the scam alive just to feed his own bad habit
    - He has no clue about how to manage the money. The mere fact that he relies on Chase bank and it’s whopping .1% interest rates just shows how limited his thinking is
    - He spends way beyond his means just to feel rich. They spend often in excess of $500 on meals that are basically for two of them (Bubs hardly eats). And id imagine the suites more times than not are not comped. And then there’s the whole 10K per month Chicago high rise. Major dumb move.
    - I’m going to guess that there have been times he truly has misplaced money. That’s blind to happen when you carry a lot of cash everywhere you go.
    - Renting everything in your life takes its toll over time.
    - He likely has no medical insurance or at best not very good coverage. Stacy or Bubs wind up in the hospital and he is cooked.

    Eventually the scam will run out. Or at a minimum it just won’t bring in enough on a consistent basis to allow him to survive.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Yup rent = Killer even short term. 3k a month for 2 years in Vegas, 5k a month for 12 months in Dallas/Frisco, 10k a month for 12 months in Chicago... ouch! That's over 250k in just 3 years! Mortgage pmt. would be FAR less & gain equity! Hurr taxes!?
      
      The Boz: Sadly the scam will continue as long as he finds people with shitty lives and don’t understand math. Why we need to keep getting him banned from access to them. Too many bird brains out there.

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    Anyone with access to Twitter/X can help by spreading the word about Chrissy by sharing the posts Druff, myself and others are making about him. The more people calling him out to casinos he visits, the better. Maybe even create a burner to retweet the posts.

    I follow and get followed by a bunch of Vegas peeps so his name is getting out there. Won’t save the chums on FB but if we stop just one person from falling for his scams, it is worth it.

    Hopefully Rio addresses his running the scam from there last week.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Annnnd it nothing else, it irritates the shit out Squirtstopher. Like his shirtless video rant and many others to come from his banishment of Casinos's's's like Rio, Fontaine Bleau, and many more!

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    The Boz: Zach would be a great interview if he would be honest. The stories he could tell.
    Believe me, I spent 6 months working on that last year and while he is friendly enough about other topics, the Moment you mention Chrissy or the gambling losses he goes all "Jesus Loves Me hurr hurr I don't need negativity from Haters in my life' and then stops responding.

    It really is a sore spot for him and I think you'd have a better chance of getting Demetrius or even Sam Martinez to spill the tea. Sam literally went to every Masturr Mind event from Day One til about Feb 2023 and never had ONE winning trip! It cost him his marriage, his job and his relationship with his 2 kids(sound familiar Oy?).

    He and Brandon are the worst victims that we know of, but neither is willing to talk. I thought Trent Law would be a good person to get info from. But he is super guarded, being an openly Gay man who got scammed by a closeted Gay man.

    Kevin Blumpkin MIGHT be the best person to hit up at the moment. He just obtained a Tesla and it is in fact his car and seems to be doing well in the Life Insurance game. Kevin's number is (702) 580-0617 and you can start the convo by asking him about Life Insurance! Doesn't seem like old K Blump Regrets consorting with Chrissy as he still posts well wishes and fake positive affirmations on FB to Chrissy.

    Speaking of Fake Regrets...

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    Only 4 for Chrissy? I can DOCUMENT quite a number of REGRETS old Kyle 'Limp Dick' Prescott has!

    TheRivers: He came across “an article.” But of course he doesn’t say the source. Likely no actual article was found. Probably sone fluff from another scammer on YouTube.
    The “article” is the article of notebook paper in his hand in the above photo. It’s true because he documented it, via Cell Phone video on Facebook folks!

     
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      TheRivers: He came across “an article.” But of course he doesn’t say the source. Likely no actual article was found. Probably sone fluff from another scammer on YouTube.
      
      zealanddonk: Chrissy of course is too stupid to realise that the 1st regret is only a regret if you hate the job, if you love it, its all good
      
      Tariq Reed: Whenever I see CM's fake "interview style" clips, I always picture Stacy and NVB forced to sit in chairs in the same room as him and made to listen to his rants. It makes these videos even funnier to me.
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    A google search for "Regrets in old age" and similar phrases often shows "5 regrets" ratehr than 4.
    One that does have 4 regrets requires signup to read the whole thing.

    Almost all list "Not mending bridges with estranged family members" as the first one and some variations of "The one that got away" or "Live your authentic self".
    We know Chrissy cant preach any of that.

    Some do go with unhealthy living which is on Chrissy's list, but we used to see so many of his dessert pictures to know he's guilty of that as well.
    Speaking of, anyone know his run every day challenge is going?

    As always, Chrissy believes documentation beats conversation but cant provide the documentation for this "article".

    Was it in Fudgepackers Monthly, or one of the scam magazines that "profiled" him quite some time ago?

     
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      TheRivers: The article could have been a paid advertorial for another scammer. We know a guy who creates things like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post



    i'm really not trying to nitpick, but look at the bottom right picture --- $5k gives you all weekend access but you have to send this fool $10k as a non-refundable deposit to reserve your spot.


    this mf gets dumber by the day. lies on top of lies get hard to keep up with.
    It's the old Scam of "well hurr hurr you already paid for one, I'll give you a break for two bottles of snake oil!" Basically, he has their deposit and they're on the hook until the BFE weekend is completed. Once they're nearing the end or maybe as soon as they start winning, Chrissy starts pitching them on "extra time". Similar to D-Luck who seems to be schilling for Extra Time packages now more than ever.

    He'll start off with, " Hurr durr well I already have the payment, so you don't even have to pay me, and since we're winning, it will be Like you got the Extra Time for FREE!?!?!" The rube falls for it or haggles it down to maybe 2-3K for the extra time and Chrissy extorts them for more without even having to Beg much!

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    Speaking of Begging, here is little Kyle shaming a foreigner for asking for money. Sort of like HE was begging for money on his birthday 3 years ago because he "forgot his bankroll at home"??? Wonder how he'd feel if Brandon or whoever lent him the money made a video or FB story about that incident... folks???

    Why doesn't the Christian Millionaire, who likes to give to the Poor, help this poor person with an advance to join his Chums club. Then he can Copy the Bloat BET FOR BET and win by default? It's like Chrissy CAN'T LOSE this deal and he gets to help a poor, foreigner and PROVE that he is in fact the Goat? I mean it's so easy folks, Stop Being So CHEAP Chrissy, put your Money where your Dirty, Cum Covered Mouth is!!

    Here's FORMER Chum Rich Hudson telling the tale of the Greet n Toss in Chicago where Chrissy lost his ass and got the Chum's Club thrown out. Sounds like they had a great night watching the Midget Masturbator go mental!

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    Why doesn't the Bloat show those 53K in bets? Or his bet on the Cowboys that had him make Angry midget tirades, which were probably doubled when the Lions Upset the Rams and likely cost the Squirter more money? Documentation Beats Masturbation Chrissy!

    Two thoughts: Isnt that a repeat of a previous beggar that he posted before?
    I ask since he doesnt do it often, and the beggar is greek which isnt common.

    Other thought is: Why is Chrissy the Christian being a cunt to someone for cheap facebook likes and engagement?

    Highly suggestive Chrissy has a losing weekend and is using this as a distraction.

    Speaking of, surely someone who made $53k of bets (hurr hurr) would be able to show profitable betting slips and outcomes

    Guess Chrissy didnt go to church yesterday and pray hard enough
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    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zealanddonk View Post
    A google search for "Regrets in old age" and similar phrases often shows "5 regrets" ratehr than 4.
    One that does have 4 regrets requires signup to read the whole thing.

    Almost all list "Not mending bridges with estranged family members" as the first one and some variations of "The one that got away" or "Live your authentic self".
    We know Chrissy cant preach any of that.

    Some do go with unhealthy living which is on Chrissy's list, but we used to see so many of his dessert pictures to know he's guilty of that as well.
    Speaking of, anyone know his run every day challenge is going?

    As always, Chrissy believes documentation beats conversation but cant provide the documentation for this "article".

    Was it in Fudgepackers Monthly, or one of the scam magazines that "profiled" him quite some time ago?

    You can pretty much sum up all of Chrissy's regrets in this video but I've narrowed it down to 4...



    1) Got taken advantage of like Mia Khalifa, only it was Old Gay Dudes for Chrissy!

    2) Was disowned by his family and friends (that's why Chrissy makes up the hurr hurr I was thrown out at 15 and wanking off on camera at 18, though DOCUMENTATION proves he was in his 20's and 30's). Daddy Paul probably caught him in the bathroom practicing for his future decade long endeavor and told him, put little Kyle away or get out of My House!

    3) Went broke and had to do vulgar acts on camera to his tiny pecker for money to pay rent!!

    4) Got STD's and Herpes are still present on his arse and nutsack!

     
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    he's doing that looking off to the side again, almost like he is looking into a separate camera off to the side.... like he is doing some sort of " motivational speaking " that someone is paying him to do... like some sort of commercial or something, but only we get to see from his camera phone angle .... is it possible that someone is paying him to read these scripts and is doing some sort of commercials... ?? unlike the scripts he use to do for old men though....

     
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      Tariq Reed: Christopher Mitchell is more used to scripts that go like this: "Hello sir! I'm here to deliver the extra small pepperoni that you ordered. It's cold and limp but perhaps you'll still give me a big tip?."

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar View Post
    he's doing that looking off to the side again, almost like he is looking into a separate camera off to the side.... like he is doing some sort of " motivational speaking " that someone is paying him to do... like some sort of commercial or something, but only we get to see from his camera phone angle .... is it possible that someone is paying him to read these scripts and is doing some sort of commercials... ?? unlike the scripts he use to do for old men though....

    Literally anything to get attention: if he had hair he'd probably be dying it different colours as well.

    He probably also knows he couldnt read today's nonsense with a straight face.
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    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zealanddonk View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar View Post
    he's doing that looking off to the side again, almost like he is looking into a separate camera off to the side.... like he is doing some sort of " motivational speaking " that someone is paying him to do... like some sort of commercial or something, but only we get to see from his camera phone angle .... is it possible that someone is paying him to read these scripts and is doing some sort of commercials... ?? unlike the scripts he use to do for old men though....

    Literally anything to get attention: if he had hair he'd probably be dying it different colours as well.

    He probably also knows he couldnt read today's nonsense with a straight face.
    What do you mean IF he had hair, he's got those sweet Chia Hair Plugs on layaway.

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    As soon as Colin Jones answers his $1000 Blackjack Challenge, he'll be able to afford the rest of the toupee! Shoutout to Elmo!

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    the Rubes and Krissy must of really got burned this weekend.... 1st the same old song and dance about how he lost every single day for 6 months straight.... but then he planted a chinese bamboo tree which takes 5 yrs. to come out of the ground... but once out of the ground the tree only takes 5 weeks to grow 90 feet....

     
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      zealanddonk: Chrissy needs bamboo under the fingernails. Also, God told Chrissy to start sports betting 5 years ago, assumedly he ddint expect chrissy to lose for 5 years in a row

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    The Bloat continues to get slaughtered (like the pig he is), betting on sports.
    The funny thing is, we all know who he is going to bet on before he ever shows his very occsional winning ticket.

    Tonight he bet on the Bills. Not sure if he laid the 10-1/2 points or bet on the massive money line which was over - 1000.
    Being the scared little bitch that he is, he probably bet 10K to win 1K, if he had any betting money left after yesterday's beating on the Packers.

    Unless a miracle happens, he is about to lose another Martingale wager on the Eagles.
    He really is one of the stupidest scammers preying on poverty level chums.
    Oh he has made a lot of money with his scam but being the degenerate gambler that he is,
    he is constantly donking off his goose eggs.

    Don't get me wrong, it is actually enjoyable to watch his demise.

    His reputation in Las Vegas is starting to be exposed more and more everyday thanks to Druff et al (Twitter X).
    He lives in fear and has to resort to gambling at the ghoist town known as the Rio.

    Shortly we can look for him to film videos at the Golden Gate and Fremont Casinos.

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    Here's the regrets video!




    I agree it was scripted. Probably not even written by him, and there were cue cards in the background.

    What a moron.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by zealanddonk View Post
    A google search for "Regrets in old age" and similar phrases often shows "5 regrets" ratehr than 4.
    One that does have 4 regrets requires signup to read the whole thing.

    Almost all list "Not mending bridges with estranged family members" as the first one and some variations of "The one that got away" or "Live your authentic self".
    We know Chrissy cant preach any of that.

    Some do go with unhealthy living which is on Chrissy's list, but we used to see so many of his dessert pictures to know he's guilty of that as well.
    Speaking of, anyone know his run every day challenge is going?

    As always, Chrissy believes documentation beats conversation but cant provide the documentation for this "article".

    Was it in Fudgepackers Monthly, or one of the scam magazines that "profiled" him quite some time ago?

    You can pretty much sum up all of Chrissy's regrets in this video but I've narrowed it down to 4...



    1) Got taken advantage of like Mia Khalifa, only it was Old Gay Dudes for Chrissy!

    2) Was disowned by his family and friends (that's why Chrissy makes up the hurr hurr I was thrown out at 15 and wanking off on camera at 18, though DOCUMENTATION proves he was in his 20's and 30's). Daddy Paul probably caught him in the bathroom practicing for his future decade long endeavor and told him, put little Kyle away or get out of My House!

    3) Went broke and had to do vulgar acts on camera to his tiny pecker for money to pay rent!!

    4) Got STD's and Herpes are still present on his arse and nutsack!
    Chirssy doing porn was just one of many brilliant "ideas" he had to avoid getting a real job.

    At the time he probably enjoyed it, because he got to mix fun and profit. Little did he know that it would be thrown in his face later -- by Stacey's ex in court, by people on YouTube, by a poker forum with an 800-page thread about him....

    Sometimes you just don't know the future.

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