BOZ: We have him dancing on our strings like the little dick puppet he is
BOZ: We have him dancing on our strings like the little dick puppet he is
Krusty with a good video....
Despite Chrissy always moaning about haters, the number 1 cause of damage to Chrissy's brand is Chrissy.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Looks like another Loss in the works for The Colt Dolt! Hahahaha, Chrissy curses EVERY Single Team he roots for!
Little Kyle better make another Commitment to Wanking Off on Bryan Ockert’s couch!
# Colt Life Baby Dick!
Guess I Squirted my Load too soon, like Chrissy did on the Vegas Knights. Only difference is that is cost me $10 and it cost the Colt Dolt his last Chum paying $1000 per month!
Speaking of paying $1000 per month, remember this Classic Stupidity from Chrissy???
"Hurr durr they made 20k in 3 days folks, Imagine if this was Real and it wasn't a LIE like everything I ever said folks?!?!" - Chrissy Nov. 2023
"Folks, you haters don't have the Level of Commitment that I do, all you deadbroke douchebags quit after 30-60 days cuz you weren't winning 10k-20k per day! But if I lie about it, that makes it okay and you're just jealous cuz you have Jobs that pay you and I have to give Hand Jobs and take Big Loads on my dentures to get paid!?! Colt Life Baby!" - Chrissy May 2024
"You Ready??? Youuuu Readddy Hahhh?!??!?" Kyle Prescott 2010
Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
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Christopher Mitchell's should provide a free copy of this shirt to all of his chums so they can be as committed as he is.
Chrissy back with the guilt pitch today trying to prey on people going through a rough time. Your spouse cheated on you? It’s because you didn’t send him $1000. Fucking clown.
Also anyone on X, check these posts out and give them a like or retweet if you can. The more people that see this clown, the better.
Is Chrissy going to constantly reuse that picture of him in the Cheap, No-Name Avs jersey?
Until of course they get eliminated and he hops on the next bandwagon!
I found Chrissy's Original FB post in a Wayback machine, his original Cries for Help are in Red and someone from his past is helping to Fill In the Blanks!
Chrissy back with the guilt pitch today trying to prey on people going through a rough time. Your spouse cheated on you? It’s because you didn’t send him $1000. Fucking clown.
Also anyone on X, check these posts out and give them a like or retweet if you can. The more people that see this clown, the better.
And start the timer on the Sainted Mother story.....
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Panthers win and Canucks pull an incredible comeback on the same night, gotta love Playoff Hockey!
Unless of course you're Chrissy and you Lost Your Ass again betting on the wrong team(s).
Inspired by another classic, Chrissy can have his Own Video Game starring his Past Aliases, I've designed the Villain Select Screen Below!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; Yesterday at 10:25 AM.
Chrissy Lies about how Renting things means he had them and how NVB has lived more in 4 years than his Former Deadbroke Dum Dum Chums have their entire lives!
Soon to be deleted as he basically blurts out he's going to Seattle and Alaska(two places he's Never Been Before).
No mention of Winning any Bets Last night, so that DOCUMENTS that he LOST again and Documentation Beats Masturbation
With the rightful owner he Rented it from!1dollarboxcar: lol.... where is the Rolex/Lolex...???!!!!
He might be thinking of the Air B n B he RENTED for the Tampa Booty Boat Bash. Ya know the one where JC Barber and Brandon got into a fight AFTER losing their bankrolls following Chrissy annnnnd the little Squirt tried to make it up to them by spending $15 on Tampa Bay Rays tickets, lol!Tariq Reed: When did he live in a "huge mansion"? Is he referring to living with that guy in Texas who then gave him a car? Yeah, wouldn't we all love to hear the details on that relationship. Maybe he'll explain all that in his next FB post.
Remember, this is a guy who exaggerates the Smallest of things to be a HUGE deal... "Hurr hurr folks, I'm eating Sushi... look how baller I am!?!" "Folks, I drove a Leased car, that means I'm rich cuz ALL millionaires need a Loan on a Car that costs less than 75k folks!"
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; Yesterday at 12:53 PM.
Chrissy demonstrates his lack of thinking skills, or his ability to tell on himself yet again.
By age 100, most people will have:
Had some form of education
Opened a bank account
Paid bills
Left home
Had sex
Learnt to drive a car
Had some type of job
Voted
Lost both of their parents
Naturally those are mundane things that make us human, so are of little interest to Chrissy.
I'm sure he'll roll out the sainted mother story as he was already teasing that with his "hurr hurr at age 5 I was a greedy little shit and it gave my mother cancer".
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
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