C'mon Marvin, lets play pool.
Oh look, Dr. Pockleface and I supposedly have something in common. I was also in cross country and track in high school, and I was one of the better ones on the team. LOL at Martin running sub 5-minute miles, though. This can be filed under "banging beach bunnies in the '80s". While I am now over 220 pounds and nearly 30 years older than my cross country/track days, I'm pretty sure pickled-liver Martin would still get smoked by me if we had a race.
Notice Martin likes talking about "anecdotes" he has supposedly heard about me, yet the only athletic or semi-athletic thing I've ever done was one bowling session with poker people. I had an unusual style but bowled like a 140, which was better than like half the people there. Paled in comparison to some really good bowlers like Macon Marc, but if that's the best you've got, that's pretty pathetic.
Why won't you answer about your inability to hold two cards, or the spitting, or the fear of Hollywood Dave? Because you know these things all happened, and there were several witnesses to all of them?
Question: If you are an EXPERT at pool, why are you ignoring Larry's challenge to play him?
Also, I would love to go up against Pockles in a HR derby, or even play a team sport like soccer or volleyball and let people see which of us is decent and which of us is embarrassingly bad. No way to bet on the latter, but I would do it just for the lulz.
oh ok
so do you officially DENY that your bowling form closely resembled a mongoloid having a seizure and that Macon Marc, Epistate, Martha, Micon, and a few other of the Vegas crew didn't literally spit out their drinks watching you bowl ?
from what Brandon told me, it was one of the funniest things ever to witness, and that your physical aptitude is right along the lines of a quadriplegic having a stroke
I dunno maybe I'm mistaken.
I'm sure you were quite the athletic superstar when you weren't jerking off to fat chicks on 900 lines