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    Today in WTF? News

    Sausage-wielding gang attacks vegan cafe

    The owners of a vegan cafe in the country of Georgia say group of neo-Nazis started throwing grilled meat at patrons. It happened over the weekend at the Kiwi Cafe in the capital city of Tbilisi.
    The cafe was holding an English-language movie screening when the group came in and started the violence.
    They pulled out grilled meat, sausages, fish and started eating them and throwing them at customers before starting to smoke, which is forbidden at the cafe.
    When the owners tried to get them to leave a fight started and spilled into the street. The cafe owners say neighbors, who are not happy with a vegan establishment being located there, joined in the fight.
    The attackers left before police arrived although the cafe owners say some of their workers were brought to a police office for interrogation.
    The owners of the cafe in the former Soviet republic say there has been another recent incident where the group had been asking questions about whether foreigners, gays or other members of the LGBT community had frequented the cafe.
    The incident comes amid growing concerns about far-right nationalism in the country. In April a group of masked youth took to the streets to protest immigration and Islamization.


    http://www.fox5ny.com/news/150079285-story

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    I just "attacked" a woman with my sausage Sunday night.

    She didnt call the police

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    DRK, could you please clarify your comment here? Because it sounds an awful lot like you raped a woman.

     
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    Somehow i thought this thread would contain a Florida news story

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Henry View Post
    DRK, could you please clarify your comment here? Because it sounds an awful lot like you raped a woman.
    Some women enjoy a tasty sausage (or 4 or 5):Name:  image.jpeg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Henry View Post
    DRK, could you please clarify your comment here? Because it sounds an awful lot like you raped a woman.
    Methinks Henry smoked an VIIIth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mintjewlips View Post
    Somehow i thought this thread would contain a Florida news story
    The day is young, and nothing is stopping you from contributing.

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    Hitler was a vegetarian.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    I just "attacked" a woman with my sausage Sunday night.

    She didnt call the police
    She was obv unaware, most likely due to a lack of friction but also possible is "comatose de ginger", a result of hearing the word fish applied in every sentence for an hour or more.

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    http://www.click2houston.com/news/mi...uthorities-say

    I wouldn't mind being molested by this teacher

     
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    Well, we can rule out the well upstanding Muslims and the Phil Thee Jews

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    I wonder how much it weighed?



    Man Pooped On Self-Checkout Scanner At Mart

    Judge bars Ohioan, 23, from returning to the soiled Kroger

    MAY 31--A judge yesterday ordered an Ohio man to stay away from the Kroger store where he allegedly stripped naked and defecated on a self-checkout scanner.

    Colin Murphy, 23, was arrested early Sunday following a repulsive incident inside the Kroger market in the Hyde Park neighborhood of Cincinnati (where Murphy lives).


    According to criminal complaints, Murphy entered the Kroger and “stripped naked in front of” a male employee. The suspect, police noted, smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech, and staggered as he walked.


    After disrobing, Murphy “defecated on U-Scan it,” investigators allege.


    Seen above, Murphy, who lives less than two miles from the Kroger, was arrested on disorderly conduct and public indecency charges.
    During a court appearance Monday, a judge set Murphy’s bail at $2000 and barred him from returning to the soiled Kroger.


    Murphy, who was freed yesterday from the Hamilton County jail, is scheduled for a June 1 pre-trial hearing.

    http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/s...-popped-563891

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
    I wonder how much it weighed?



    Man Pooped On Self-Checkout Scanner At Mart

    Judge bars Ohioan, 23, from returning to the soiled Kroger

    MAY 31--A judge yesterday ordered an Ohio man to stay away from the Kroger store where he allegedly stripped naked and defecated on a self-checkout scanner.

    Colin Murphy, 23, was arrested early Sunday following a repulsive incident inside the Kroger market in the Hyde Park neighborhood of Cincinnati (where Murphy lives).


    According to criminal complaints, Murphy entered the Kroger and “stripped naked in front of” a male employee. The suspect, police noted, smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech, and staggered as he walked.


    After disrobing, Murphy “defecated on U-Scan it,” investigators allege.


    Seen above, Murphy, who lives less than two miles from the Kroger, was arrested on disorderly conduct and public indecency charges.
    During a court appearance Monday, a judge set Murphy’s bail at $2000 and barred him from returning to the soiled Kroger.


    Murphy, who was freed yesterday from the Hamilton County jail, is scheduled for a June 1 pre-trial hearing.

    http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/s...-popped-563891
    This guy is a hero.

    Those self-checkout things are awful. He was making a strong and necessary statement.

    "Please remove the item from the bagging area"

    WHY THE FUCK DOES IT CARE WHERE I PUT MY ITEM AFTER IT'S SCANNED?

    So tilting.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
    I wonder how much it weighed?



    Man Pooped On Self-Checkout Scanner At Mart

    Judge bars Ohioan, 23, from returning to the soiled Kroger

    This guy is a hero.

    Those self-checkout things are awful. He was making a strong and necessary statement.

    "Please remove the item from the bagging area"

    WHY THE FUCK DOES IT CARE WHERE I PUT MY ITEM AFTER IT'S SCANNED?

    So tilting.
    $15 an hour gets us to here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    I just "attacked" a woman with my sausage Sunday night.

    She didnt call the police
    She was obv unaware, most likely due to a lack of friction but also possible is "comatose de ginger", a result of hearing the word fish applied in every sentence for an hour or more.
    Exactly.

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    http://abc7chicago.com/news/cfd-call...penis/1304565/


    CFD CALLED TO RUSH ER TO REMOVE DEVICE FROM MAN'S PENIS


    CHICAGO (WLS) -- The Chicago Fire Department was called to the emergency room at Rush University Medical Center Friday morning to help a man get out of a sticky situation.

    When they arrived at the ER, first responders were asked to assist a man who had a "sexual enhancement device" stuck to his penis.

    After about 30 minutes, they managed to remove the device.

    Officials did not release further details.

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