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    The Ewing Theory - Maple Leafs

    ABC is televising game 7 between the Maple Leafs and Boston Bruins tonight at 8pm. If I understand correctly, it is the first time a NHL first round game 7 has been broadcast nationally since 1972.

    As a recent cord cutter I find this humorous and ironic.

    The Leafs haven’t won a Stanley Cup since the Mustang was invented. They are the Dodgers of hockey if that helps.

    Austin Matthews is a star on the Leafs. The criticism of the Leafs has been they spent all their cap money on 4 players and they have no depth. (Dodgers?). Matthews was chasing 70 goals toward the end of the season. The whole team focused on this personal achievement without regard to winning or losing.

    Auston Matthews has been out the last few games with “food poisoning”. The Leafs during this period recovered from a 3-1 deficit to 3-3 and thus this evening’s final and deciding game. Matthews was seen at this morning’s practice. LOL.

    Some Leafs clubhouse kid is gonna write a book years from now in which he confesses he was the guy who tainted Matthews food.

    I heard someone invoke the Bill Simmon’s Ewing Theory. The notion that keeping the alleged star out of the playoff game makes the team better. Until today I felt I led a full life with children and friends only to be gobsmacked. It’s like being unaware of gravity. I get the theory. I invented the Kershaw meme for chrissake. I just never knew there was a term for it.

    If Matthews plays tonight and they lose… epic. The Bruins had the most wins last year and got bounced in the first round. Despite being up 3-1. If the Bruins lose in similar fashion again there will be firings and epic sports talk. The Leafs? The Leafs are the Leafs.

    If Kershaw doesn’t play does that mean the Dodgers might win this year?

    It’s been quite a morning.

    In terms of handicap. I cannot believe the defence (Canadian spelling. Nice touch eh?). Bruins Marchand shots on goal were like zero - shut down. The lazy Leafs don’t play defense. It’s a brand I think. Who are these guys? I have a Bruins series ticket but lean Leafs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    ABC is televising game 7 between the Maple Leafs and Boston Bruins tonight at 8pm. If I understand correctly, it is the first time a NHL first round game 7 has been broadcast nationally since 1972.

    As a recent cord cutter I find this humorous and ironic.

    The Leafs haven’t won a Stanley Cup since the Mustang was invented. They are the Dodgers of hockey if that helps.

    Austin Matthews is a star on the Leafs. The criticism of the Leafs has been they spent all their cap money on 4 players and they have no depth. (Dodgers?). Matthews was chasing 70 goals toward the end of the season. The whole team focused on this personal achievement without regard to winning or losing.

    Auston Matthews has been out the last few games with “food poisoning”. The Leafs during this period recovered from a 3-1 deficit to 3-3 and thus this evening’s final and deciding game. Matthews was seen at this morning’s practice. LOL.

    Some Leafs clubhouse kid is gonna write a book years from now in which he confesses he was the guy who tainted Matthews food.

    I heard someone invoke the Bill Simmon’s Ewing Theory. The notion that keeping the alleged star out of the playoff game makes the team better. Until today I felt I led a full life with children and friends only to be gobsmacked. It’s like being unaware of gravity. I get the theory. I invented the Kershaw meme for chrissake. I just never knew there was a term for it.

    If Matthews plays tonight and they lose… epic. The Bruins had the most wins last year and got bounced in the first round. Despite being up 3-1. If the Bruins lose in similar fashion again there will be firings and epic sports talk. The Leafs? The Leafs are the Leafs.

    If Kershaw doesn’t play does that mean the Dodgers might win this year?

    It’s been quite a morning.

    In terms of handicap. I cannot believe the defence (Canadian spelling. Nice touch eh?). Bruins Marchand shots on goal were like zero - shut down. The lazy Leafs don’t play defense. It’s a brand I think. Who are these guys? I have a Bruins series ticket but lean Leafs.
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    I didnt think they talked hockey on the sports hub?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    I don’t think.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    I didnt think they talked hockey on the sports hub?
    If it’s fellowship of the miserable they do. It is Patriots 24x7 otherwise

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    It's strange how something can miss you. I think more than anyone on the forum, I would have laid a million dollars to win 50k you'd be familiar with that term given you read about sports from so many varied sources and it's so commonly cited. Its always talked about in sports betting talk and people viewing line movements as overcorrections with stars out.

    I feel like every other article after the Nats won the WS the season after Harper left mentioned it. My mid-season Cavs were perfect example. They lost their 4 best players during that time all for extended periods and ran off like 18 out of 19. They got healthy and were meh ever since.

    They often use it in business articles, like Apple post Jobs.

    You must have read a dozen articles that mentioned it and somehow skimmed over it.

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    I am a wonder indeed. I am never a good bet BCR.

    Interestingly no one else made that observation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    I am a wonder indeed. I am never a good bet BCR.

    Interestingly no one else made that observation.
    I am the same way. Someone will refer to something, and I will say I am unfamiliar, and they'll say no you know x, and I say no I don't. Then I will see it referenced a dozen times in the next year and understand how it baffled them. It's only baffling when it's in your wheelhouse.

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    Leafs gonna Leaf.

    They just deferred/delayed the pain.

    Matthews is an elite scorer. Marner is a magician. Nylander has been amazing.

    But you can’t win in the playoffs without a goalie or defense.

    Toss in some bad luck. We will finally find out why Nylander was out then Matthews then Woll.

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    Just hit FLA spread -1.5 games +125. Sprinkle -170 series

    Bruins never solved Bergeron and Kejci absence. Swayman ain’t an everyday goalie if you wanna live the hot goalie dream.

    Pasta still trying to figure out is he a playmaker or goal scorer. He’s a goal scorer. Bruins have issues

    They tanked for Leafs and now it’s the iron they gotta face. Can’t hide

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    But you can’t win in the playoffs without a goalie or defense.

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