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    Quote Originally Posted by ToasterOven View Post
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    I hope he still has his kidneys
    He only needs one.

    true, but I was under the impression that with just one kidney you'd need dialysis the rest of your life


    either way

    I hope Krypt comes back withthe hits on this one
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ToasterOven View Post

    He only needs one.

    true, but I was under the impression that with just one kidney you'd need dialysis the rest of your life


    This is just one more thing you don't know shit about, I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToasterOven View Post
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    true, but I was under the impression that with just one kidney you'd need dialysis the rest of your life


    This is just one more thing you don't know shit about, I guess.

    true, i dont know why i thought that.
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    because youre a retard larry

     
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    dont get mad at him larry hes just trying to help
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    Larry been big timed

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    Larry's upset bc he was just threatened with a trespassing ticket for skating a skatepark that's "under construction"


    but re: the kidney thing.


    yes you'd need Dialisys. if you recieve a kidney transplant you'd need it.

    so yeah


    are you guys doctors too?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    Larry's upset bc he was just threatened with a trespassing ticket for skating a skatepark that's "under construction"


    but re: the kidney thing.


    yes you'd need Dialisys. if you recieve a kidney transplant you'd need it.

    so yeah


    are you guys doctors too?

    Shut up, Garrett.

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    basically and the diagnosis is lol larry

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    Let's not ruin this thread, guys. We are waiting for our young Persian friend to come back and tell us that it's difficult to tell in the dark if those red spots near the firebush are patches of pubic hair or something much more sinister, but how he threw caution to the wind and barebacked it anyway.

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    please krypt probably has monogrammed condoms

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Let's not ruin this thread, guys. We are waiting for our young Persian friend to come back and tell us that it's difficult to tell in the dark if those red spots near the firebush are patches of pubic hair or something much more sinister, but how he threw caution to the wind and barebacked it anyway.
    You can't allow posters to say ridiculously factually inaccurate nonsense, and then chide others for ripping them.

    Pull your weeds at the root, Todger.

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    if krypt walks away from this tire fire of a forum, it wont be because of this thread.
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    Im worried about my friend Krypt.

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    Red head.

    Krypt knocks, then enters.

    "Is that you, Cathy?"

    What are the odds?

     
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    Obv Krypt got robbed
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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    Larry's upset bc he was just threatened with a trespassing ticket for skating a skatepark that's "under construction"


    but re: the kidney thing.


    yes you'd need Dialisys. if you recieve a kidney transplant you'd need it.

    so yeah


    are you guys doctors too?
    Ok time for a legit medical professional to chime in (Previous FF/Paramedic 12 yrs, Nurse currently going on 9 yrs)

    1. You can survive with one kidney and not need dialysis. One kidney can do a good enough job on its own however often the MD will suggest you modify your diet somewhat to avoid overtaxing the kidney that remains. As long as you kidney is filtering out the BUN and Creatinine as well as maintaining fluid balance no need for dialysis. (Normally dialysis is only mandated when function falls down into stage 3-4 Kidney failure meaning the kidney can't maintain even 1/3 minimum function needed for the body

    2. If having a transplant does nothing to remove the need for dialysis then there would be no point for a kidney transplant so No idiot. If you get a transplant (oh and they only do one kidney as well hence why living donors are common), you shouldn't need dialysis unless the body rejects the graft (new kidney) and basically kills it off causing it to fail.

    Ok now please for fuck sake Larry please please avoid commenting on medical stuff you don't know one thing about. If you'd stopped with Toaster when you admitted you might be wrong instead of doubling down looking that much more stupid, I wouldn't have had to take time away from the UFC prelims to respond and correct your statements.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by ftpjesus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    Larry's upset bc he was just threatened with a trespassing ticket for skating a skatepark that's "under construction"


    but re: the kidney thing.


    yes you'd need Dialisys. if you recieve a kidney transplant you'd need it.

    so yeah


    are you guys doctors too?
    Ok time for a legit medical professional to chime in (Previous FF/Paramedic 12 yrs, Nurse currently going on 9 yrs)

    1. You can survive with one kidney and not need dialysis. One kidney can do a good enough job on its own however often the MD will suggest you modify your diet somewhat to avoid overtaxing the kidney that remains. As long as you kidney is filtering out the BUN and Creatinine as well as maintaining fluid balance no need for dialysis. (Normally dialysis is only mandated when function falls down into stage 3-4 Kidney failure meaning the kidney can't maintain even 1/3 minimum function needed for the body

    2. If having a transplant does nothing to remove the need for dialysis then there would be no point for a kidney transplant so No idiot. If you get a transplant (oh and they only do one kidney as well hence why living donors are common), you shouldn't need dialysis unless the body rejects the graft (new kidney) and basically kills it off causing it to fail.

    Ok now please for fuck sake Larry please please avoid commenting on medical stuff you don't know one thing about. If you'd stopped with Toaster when you admitted you might be wrong instead of doubling down looking that much more stupid, I wouldn't have had to take time away from the UFC prelims to respond and correct your statements.

    ok well thanks for the explanation. sorry you had to take time out of your busy day to post that long diatribe.


    having said that,

    I guess I was misled in my google searching for my answer.


    next time before I step out my front door and do something stupid, I'll be sure to make a post here, and if you're not busy, you'll respond and set me straight.

    but I guess if it's not a medial question you may not have the answer I'm looking for.




    best wishes,

    Larry

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by ftpjesus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    Larry's upset bc he was just threatened with a trespassing ticket for skating a skatepark that's "under construction"


    but re: the kidney thing.


    yes you'd need Dialisys. if you recieve a kidney transplant you'd need it.

    so yeah


    are you guys doctors too?
    Ok time for a legit medical professional to chime in (Previous FF/Paramedic 12 yrs, Nurse currently going on 9 yrs)

    1. You can survive with one kidney and not need dialysis. One kidney can do a good enough job on its own however often the MD will suggest you modify your diet somewhat to avoid overtaxing the kidney that remains. As long as you kidney is filtering out the BUN and Creatinine as well as maintaining fluid balance no need for dialysis. (Normally dialysis is only mandated when function falls down into stage 3-4 Kidney failure meaning the kidney can't maintain even 1/3 minimum function needed for the body

    2. If having a transplant does nothing to remove the need for dialysis then there would be no point for a kidney transplant so No idiot. If you get a transplant (oh and they only do one kidney as well hence why living donors are common), you shouldn't need dialysis unless the body rejects the graft (new kidney) and basically kills it off causing it to fail.

    Ok now please for fuck sake Larry please please avoid commenting on medical stuff you don't know one thing about. If you'd stopped with Toaster when you admitted you might be wrong instead of doubling down looking that much more stupid, I wouldn't have had to take time away from the UFC prelims to respond and correct your statements.

    I just want to know, how common do Dr's hit on nurses? And has that happened to you?

     
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