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    Quote Originally Posted by gut View Post
    Lauren A looks a little more like a Lauren C-
    I'm going with Lauren HIV+

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    "Sam Eagle - I'd hit it"

    But would you pay $250 to hit it? I'd hit that if she paid me $250 honestly. Another 20 lbs and it's $500. Do not want. Jesus you fucking sand n-word have some pride for Christ sake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    "Sam Eagle - I'd hit it"

    But would you pay $250 to hit it? I'd hit that if she paid me $250 honestly. Another 20 lbs and it's $500. Do not want. Jesus you fucking sand n-word have some pride for Christ sake.
    She's white and blonde, he's already out of his league. Chicks on backpage around here literally put in their ads 'no blacks, no arabs'

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    I think I speak for everyone on here when I say we need to hear this audio.

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    I think she looks a little like Neverwin. He has been known to dress as a woman...












    ...and a few other questionable activities.



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    that women would look much better without those gross tits
    and jfc what a pig

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    Jesus.

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    we need to get Krypt and Ava Devine together. Negotiate the meetup on radio.

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    Thank god for skanky whores
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    Quote Originally Posted by gut View Post
    we need to get Krypt and Ava Devine together. Negotiate the meetup on radio.
    This definitely needs to happen.

    We need the audio he sent to the Uber driver too.

    Also, if you join one of those sites like TER how do you know your info isn't going to eventually get outed like happened to the idiots who signed up for Ashley Madison?
    Last edited by Buck Nasty; 05-06-2016 at 05:42 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buck Nasty View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by gut View Post
    we need to get Krypt and Ava Devine together. Negotiate the meetup on radio.
    This definitely needs to happen.

    We need the audio he sent to the Uber driver too.

    Also, if you join one of those sites like TER how do you know your info isn't going to eventually get outed like happened to the idiots who signed up for Ashley Madison?
    I'm VIP on TER and obv didn't use my real name when signing up. I think it's just the lol olds that don't know any better that get burned with that sort of thing.

    Anyways, how can I post this audio clip here?

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    If you want to post the audio clip, either upload it as an MP3 somewhere and use the [mp3] [/mp3] tags around the URL.

    Or just e-mail it to me at dandruff @ PFA dotcom and I will post it for you.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Buck Nasty View Post

    This definitely needs to happen.

    We need the audio he sent to the Uber driver too.

    Also, if you join one of those sites like TER how do you know your info isn't going to eventually get outed like happened to the idiots who signed up for Ashley Madison?
    I'm VIP on TER and obv didn't use my real name when signing up. I think it's just the lol olds that don't know any better that get burned with that sort of thing.

    Anyways, how can I post this audio clip here?
    you can post just audio to youtube and embed it, or go to soundcloud

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    haha krypt you are a legend.I take back anything I ever said about you

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    "Sam Eagle - I'd hit it"

    But would you pay $250 to hit it? I'd hit that if she paid me $250 honestly. Another 20 lbs and it's $500. Do not want. Jesus you fucking sand n-word have some pride for Christ sake.
    250? Nah. But I'd buy her drinks, so works out to about 40-50 bucks.

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    I had to trim a lot of the fat and/or personal stuff and the ossified conversation.

    wtf am I doing...



     

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post

    I'm VIP on TER and obv didn't use my real name when signing up. I think it's just the lol olds that don't know any better that get burned with that sort of thing.
    But don't they verify who you are and where you work so they know you're not a cop?

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    {i} Uploader has disabled downloading. Who fucking cares.
    {*} Got song title: sorry mom/dad
    {*} Got mp3 url: http://a.clyp.it/vad1qvvv.mp3
    {*} Saving file to sorry mom/dad.mp3
    [################################] 4342/4342 - 00:00:00
    {*} Done!

     
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      4Dragons: yeah, if you can hear it you can save it rep
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    sometimes you gotta give a guy credit just for the effort

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