Henry is my new favorite poster
GOD
Henry is my new favorite poster
GOD
And then there were two:
1)
Name: "Khym"
Trafficked from: Thailand
Agent: "Vivian"
Verified and Reviewed: Yes
Appearance rating (via TER): 8.12
Performance rating (via TER): 8.5
Overall rating: 8.31
Height: 5'0" - 5'2"
Build: Thin
Breast appearance: "Youthful"
Pussy: Shaved
Blowjob: Yes - without condom
Cum in mouth: Yes - spits it out
Lick pussy: Yes
Anal: Yes
Rimming: Give & Receive - Yes
2)
Name: "Ms. Bentley"
Trafficked from: Midwest USA
Agent: Independent
Verified and Reviewed: Yes
Appearance rating (via TER): 8.21
Performance rating (via TER): 8.71
Overall rating: 8.46
Height: 5'3" - 5'5"
Build: Athletic
Breast appearance: "Super nice"
Pussy: Landing strip
Blowjob: Yes - without condom
Cum in mouth: Yes - swallows
Lick pussy: Yes
Anal: Yes
Rimming: Receive - Yes
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Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
Im going to guess that since they have some pretty high scores on TER (Generally, if you are higher than a 7, it means you are pretty much down to party and do close to anything, and are at least good at it) and decent bodies, they will be around 300-400/hr. If those were in big cities, it would go up to 500/hr (hoes gotta pay hotel costs).
I dont know where you live, but you should not pay more than 400/hr for either of those two.
Bump.
BALLIN'!!
Thanks for bumping... TR incoming
UPDATE: I got completely wasted at a frat party since everyone was celebrating finals being over/cinco; it was lit, but honestly the ratio at this party wasn't kosher at all, and I was literally too fucked up to converse from all the shots of tequila. I was obv horny as fuck tho since I hadn't blown a load in over two weeks. To make a long story short, I found this THICK PAWG from Texas who was visiting the area and I ubered over to her incall for an hour session. And yes, I told the uber driver (fat asian early 30s, chill vibe) that I was going to fuck a hooker, we brofisted, and I told him to wait for me in the hotel parking lot. He said he would not only wait for me, but he would give me a free ride BACK (shoutout to micon) if and only if I recorded the session. I'm not going to lie to you folks, I was taken aback by this dude's complete brashness and disregard for all social norms/decency, but I agreed to do it because I'm a bro and this azn was really entertaining my drunken antics by not killing my vibe. Before I go any further, I want to make it crystal clear that this hooker I was about to smash was NOT a PREMIUM hooker, as this meeting was impromptu and fueled mostly by plastic handle tequila, salt, and SmartWater. Moving on: After receiving a confirmation text of the room #, I gingerly walked through the raggedy Extended Stay's lobby and straight to the elevator without even looking at the dipshits behind the front desk. I was on a mission to slay this blonde -- some would say, tunnel vision. While on the elevator up to her room, I suddenly remebered that I had to record the audio for my gook uber driver, so that's when the audio recording starts. At this point, I'm starting to get a bit nervous in spite of the liquid courage lodged in my liver, but I ultimately make my way to the door and knock.....
Okay, I'm going to be frank: the pictures this chick used in her ad was ballpark 15-20 pounds ago, but again, I would not be detered from the mission at hand. I dropped the blank envelope with $250 in it and stripped buck naked. I'm not going to sensationalize the rest of the experience, but she was actually really nice and we banged in multiple postions. Finally, after about 10 minutes of pounding this chicks fat ass from behind, I busted a two week nut all over her back. She was a moaner and liked to talk dirty, but I'm not really into vulgarity and generally viewed her as low class.
I make a clean exit without fear of a chris hanson situation. My uber driver is there waiting for me outside the valet area, and we both bust out laughing as I approach the Acura (lol). Together, we soundcheck the 45 minute recording to make sure everything was kosher, and it was. I send the iphone recorded audio through the app's cloud service and we're off. The drive back was uneventful and frankly awkward, as I realized this guy would be fapping to my degenerate sexual exploits. Im hungover and nimbly rehashing this story on my phone, so thsts all I've got for now.
I will get around to posting the audio maybe later today, unless druff objects.
This was the girl:
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
Or is it more likely I took the condom off?
...kay..................
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
How big was her dick?
Please test yourself for super aids
Forget her carrying around diseases cause that is a given but what everyone really just wants to know is if her deodorant game was on point.
Lauren A looks a little more like a Lauren C-
That trashy whore is bad enough but plastic handle tequila is inexcusable. A young up and comer like yourself shouldn't be drinking anything below Don Julio level tequila. Have a little pride in yourself.
" She was a moaner and liked to talk dirty, but I'm not really into vulgarity and generally viewed her as low class."
i lol'd at this.
Krypt being "the uber driver (fat asian early 30s, chill vibe)" is the only believable part of this story.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
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2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
She looks like the typical BP Ho in the DMV and priced about the same too.. Although they do tend to charge more in MD due to the higher income tax rates.. (oh wait nevermind the BP hos don't pay taxes)
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