henry reminds me of the quiet buddy who never says shit but when he does it's always really funny
Never been to a hooker before (seriously), but I do know all about The Erotic Review.
I first came upon it about 10 years ago, and found it to be incredibly entertaining. I loved to read the "Ripoff!" section for lulz.
However, most of the good stuff (the "details") was hidden behind the pay area.
I saw that you could get a free 30 day premium subscription if you submitted two reviews of your own.
Wanting that access, but not wanting to negatively impact the site, I wrote some fake reviews which mimicked the existing reviews I had already read. So I would find a girl with overwhelming positive reviews and write a positive one, or I'd find one with overwhelming negative reviews and write another negative one.
I did this for about 2 months in a row, before I got bored with it and stopped reading the site.
However, I agree with DRK that a site like this is a must if you're going to do this stuff. Otherwise you risk getting either catfished or robbed.
I've never picked up a hooker but I've bought a lot of women dinner and never got so much as a hand job.......i should have bought a hooker.
And where the fuck do you find a midget hooker??
Please enlighten me Henry
Henry, can you explain the grandma thing?
I can almost understand the desire to fuck a midget. But grandmas?
Unless you're talking about 40-year-old grandmas who were from a trash family that reproduces every 20 years.
Druff,
How can you read that post and NOT immediately give rep.
You're a monster.
This thread may have to be renamed OFFICIAL HOF COPY PASTA THREAD
Herpes is a minor skin irritation that isn't progressive or debilitating. You're more afraid of that than HIV?
Condoms drastically reduce the chance of HIV transmission but you want anal which has a much higher rate of condom failure and a much higher rate of transmission of all STDs. Better stay away from anal IMO. Any exchange of bodily fluids carries some risk of HIV transmission though kissing her and going down on her are very low risk.
Can't help with the prostitution part, but there must be plenty of degens on this board who can.
Banged some absolute creatures in my time Mumbles. But a 74yo dragon from POF is beyond even my dirty dick.
But I don't judge. Horny Henry needed his sack drained and wasn't afraid to lube up his skin & bones catch to get the job done.
Now, more trip reports please Henry.
HORNY HENRY IS GOD
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