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[Wiganer]

Lust after beautiful women, fuck/marry ugly ones. That is all.

[rum dick]

isn't krypt a 19ish year old college kid? if so, why on earth would he need a hooker? i mean everyone gets laid in college, even ugly persians who smell like stuffed cabbage.

[The_Lurker]

isn't krypt a 19ish year old college kid? if so, why on earth would he need a hooker? i mean everyone gets laid in college, even ugly persians who smell like stuffed cabbage.

True, but our poor hapless Krypt can't pull the trigger.

Rule number 1. NO calls NO sales

[Muck Ficon]

isn't krypt a 19ish year old college kid? if so, why on earth would he need a hooker? i mean everyone gets laid in college, even ugly persians who smell like stuffed cabbage.

[zealanddonk]

isn't krypt a 19ish year old college kid? if so, why on earth would he need a hooker? i mean everyone gets laid in college, even ugly persians who smell like stuffed cabbage.

True, but our poor hapless Krypt can't pull the trigger.

Rule number 1. NO calls NO sales

Rule number 1: Don't mention pulling triggers around young Elliot.

[gauchojake]

Krypt you are awesome.

[DJ_Chaps]

Krypt you are awesome.

We need to sign him to Boris for the 2016 season.

[big dick]

I change my opinion of krypt
krypt is GOD

[Sanlmar]

Krypt you are awesome.

We need to sign him to Boris for the 2016 season.

This is why rookies and prospects are so valuable.

Per the collective bargaining agreement, Krypt is under PFA control for six years.

He is eligible for arbitration this, his 4th, year. His contract will be based on individual performance & on a market scale.

Your interest certainly helps his market value.

Druff has expressed no interest in his current players or rookies - except a few broken down veterans.

Trying to agree on fair value will certainly get ugly.

[DRK Star]

Krypt,

Search for them on Eros and RS2K. Once they post their TER #, if possible, or their phone number, look them up on google, but especially on TER (for those who dont know, this is The Erotic Review...you can post reviews of escorts, and see how others have rated them. Its pretty detailed).

Make sure their reviews are legit. If they dont have reviews, avoid. If they have bad reviews, avoid. If you have any concerns at all, avoid. Those sites (and Preferred 411) are good for finding quality ladies. There are a few porn star sites as well, where you can book them when they are in town. Prepare to spend up to 2K/hr for some of them. Pamela Peaks runs one site. Brittany Andrews runs another.

Do your homework before booking. Lets just say that I may or may not have assisted my escort friends with some bookings in the past. They taught me the ropes. One was getting around 400/hr and sometimes 600/hr to have her bisexual female friends join in. One of her friends was hot as hell. I picked her up, took her to her hotel, she bought me dinner/drinks, offered me a massage and then we "went to town" for an hour. (no charge). I had a great time.....until she busted out a crack pipe....WTF!!!! Gotta go....gotta go scrub down my entire midsection with a brillo pad and gasoline.


was fun though

 

[Muck Ficon]

I'm not saying Krypt's a made nigga - because really I'm not part of the decision team for that type of thing - but I will say he certainly carries himself like that of a made nigga.

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As for the topic at hand, I've shagged well over 50+ hookers. I started doing it when I was 18.

I've definitely eaten some hooker pussy, not going to lie to you. I've even gone raw dog. A lot. I've fucked three at a time. I've fucked midgets. I've fucked women who were nine months pregnant. I've fucked blacks and whites, and Cubans and Mexicans and Europeans and a girl from every Asian country, literally. I've fucked Indians and grandmas and centerfolds and pornstars. I've made videos, slow motion high definition cumshot videos.

These fellas, they don't understand our generation, Krypt.

[Pooh]

I'm not saying Krypt's a made nigga - because really I'm not part of the decision team for that type of thing - but I will say he certainly carries himself like that of a made nigga.

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As for the topic at hand, I've shagged well over 50+ hookers. I started doing it when I was 18.

I've definitely eaten some hooker pussy, not going to lie to you. I've even gone raw dog. A lot. I've fucked three at a time. I've fucked midgets. I've fucked women who were nine months pregnant. I've fucked blacks and whites, and Cubans and Mexicans and Europeans and a girl from every Asian country, literally. I've fucked Indians and grandmas and centerfolds and pornstars. I've made videos, slow motion high definition cumshot videos.

These fellas, they don't understand our generation, Krypt.

Yet this guy's offended because I wrote sand n-word.

[big dick]

I'm not saying Krypt's a made nigga - because really I'm not part of the decision team for that type of thing - but I will say he certainly carries himself like that of a made nigga.

_________________________________________


As for the topic at hand, I've shagged well over 50+ hookers. I started doing it when I was 18.

I've definitely eaten some hooker pussy, not going to lie to you. I've even gone raw dog. A lot. I've fucked three at a time. I've fucked midgets. I've fucked women who were nine months pregnant. I've fucked blacks and whites, and Cubans and Mexicans and Europeans and a girl from every Asian country, literally. I've fucked Indians and grandmas and centerfolds and pornstars. I've made videos, slow motion high definition cumshot videos.

These fellas, they don't understand our generation, Krypt.

[ftpjesus]

Krypt is supposedly from my old hometown area. As such I don't know why he bothers to troll BP or any other place.. The DC Metro area as a whole has a huge disproportionate ratio of women to men.. At one time it was nearly 3 women for every guy meaning a lot of chicks are just desperate for action and as far as I know it hasn't changed any. I last was back up there late 2008-09 time frame for several months after my step dad passed away to help my mom take care of stuff with his estate and financially while she got her feet back on the ground and believe me even I had little trouble having met several chicks and banged a few in that 6 months (although I did discover some chicks have this weird policy about only going so far on a certain date.. It was like they were ok doing some shit but not others until you'd gone out more then 1 or 2 times.).

[Mintjewlips]

I'm not saying Krypt's a made nigga - because really I'm not part of the decision team for that type of thing - but I will say he certainly carries himself like that of a made nigga.

_________________________________________


As for the topic at hand, I've shagged well over 50+ hookers. I started doing it when I was 18.

I've definitely eaten some hooker pussy, not going to lie to you. I've even gone raw dog. A lot. I've fucked three at a time. I've fucked midgets. I've fucked women who were nine months pregnant. I've fucked blacks and whites, and Cubans and Mexicans and Europeans and a girl from every Asian country, literally. I've fucked Indians and grandmas and centerfolds and pornstars. I've made videos, slow motion high definition cumshot videos.

These fellas, they don't understand our generation, Krypt.

[Shizzmoney]

If Krypt is in D.C., be careful of those stings....some things are too good to be true, like $80 blowjobs. Just ask Greg Anthony:

According to the charging documents, when the undercover officer arrived at Anthony’s room around 5:45 p.m. the undercover officer said it cost $80 for sex. Anthony immediately tried to rebuff such talk and said “Oh I don’t wanna say all that.” The undercover officer responded “I just need to know so I don’t have any surprises.”

After the two discussed the type of sex, the undercover officer then asked “You want me to dress up?” Anthony responded "oh yeah.” No further details were given.

What is funny is that Anthony just two years before was campaigning for Mitt Romney as a "family values" candidate. But in the end, we all know what the real (blowjob) value Greg was looking for.

[DRK Star]

If Krypt is in D.C., be careful of those stings....some things are too good to be true, like $80 blowjobs. Just ask Greg Anthony:

According to the charging documents, when the undercover officer arrived at Anthony’s room around 5:45 p.m. the undercover officer said it cost $80 for sex. Anthony immediately tried to rebuff such talk and said “Oh I don’t wanna say all that.” The undercover officer responded “I just need to know so I don’t have any surprises.”

After the two discussed the type of sex, the undercover officer then asked “You want me to dress up?” Anthony responded "oh yeah.” No further details were given.

What is funny is that Anthony just two years before was campaigning for Mitt Romney as a "family values" candidate. But in the end, we all know what the real (blowjob) value Greg was looking for.

Whenever I hear that someone is ANTI GAY or EXTREMELY RELIGIOUS, I immediately suspect that they have MASSIVE skeletons in their closet and probably sucked a cock or two.

[MumblesBadly]

Krypt,

Why don't you get a decent video camera, and advertise for porn actresses to audition for a movie you are making about a shy rich young man looking to lose his virginity?

[gut]

Krypt,

Why don't you get a decent video camera, and advertise for porn actresses to audition for a movie you are making about a shy rich young man looking to lose his virginity?

Or, krypt, buy an 18-wheeler and have Mumbles teach you the "book".

[rum dick]

I'm not saying Krypt's a made nigga - because really I'm not part of the decision team for that type of thing - but I will say he certainly carries himself like that of a made nigga.

_________________________________________


As for the topic at hand, I've shagged well over 50+ hookers. I started doing it when I was 18.

I've definitely eaten some hooker pussy, not going to lie to you. I've even gone raw dog. A lot. I've fucked three at a time. I've fucked midgets. I've fucked women who were nine months pregnant. I've fucked blacks and whites, and Cubans and Mexicans and Europeans and a girl from every Asian country, literally. I've fucked Indians and grandmas and centerfolds and pornstars. I've made videos, slow motion high definition cumshot videos.

These fellas, they don't understand our generation, Krypt.

yeah we are gonna need the midget hooker trip report